Isobel Dodd has been the unpaid plant recorder for South Northumberland for twenty-three years. When a popular naturalist posts a photograph of a rare Lesser butterfly-orchid from a hill farm in the Allen valleys, cars start blocking the farmer's gateway and his ewes get out onto the road. He then challenges her to settle the identification in public. Isobel answers with a hand lens, a count of every spike, and a blue notebook in which she has recorded her own mistakes and her failed searches as carefully as anyone's finds. William Withering's story is quiet and exact. It is about evidence, credit, and the difference between being seen to be right and being right.
by William Withering, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium
Isobel Dodd knelt in the wet grass at ten past six with a hand lens on a cord round her neck and the farmer's collie lying across her feet. The dog had decided at the gate that she was a sheep of an unusual kind and needed keeping still.
The spike in front of her was a butterfly orchid, and there was no doubt of that much. Twenty-odd flowers, greenish-white, each with its long strap of a lip and its spur curving back behind it like a thin tail. She held the lens two inches from the nearest flower, held her breath so as not to fog it, and looked at the two pale club-shaped pollinia standing at the mouth of the spur.
They leaned apart at the bottom. A broad V.
She wrote it down. Hagg Cleugh, top meadow, 2 July. Spike 1, by gate. Pollinia diverging. P. chlorantha.
Then she moved on her knees to the next spike, and the dog moved with her, and she did it again.
By eight o'clock she had found thirty-one spikes in the top meadow and examined the flowers of twenty-six. The five she had not examined had been flattened, two of them snapped clean through at the stem, within a few yards of the gate. Somebody had knelt there as she was kneeling, only less carefully, and probably more than one somebody. All twenty-six had pollinia that diverged. She wrote 26 of 26, P. chlorantha and drew a line under it, and under the line she wrote 5 not examined (trampled), because a count that left them out would have been a better-looking count and a less true one.
The collie got up when she did and walked her back to the gate.
The photograph had been posted four days before. Isobel had seen it the evening it went up, because three separate people had sent it to her within the hour, one of them her own nephew in Leeds, who did not know an orchid from a dock leaf but knew his aunt was "the plant person for Northumberland."
That title was wrong, strictly. There were two vice-counties in Northumberland and she was recorder for the southern one only. She had held the post for twenty-three years. It was unpaid. It consisted mainly of answering emails from people who had found a bee orchid on a roundabout, and of checking that the grid references in other people's records put their plants on land rather than in the North Sea.
The photograph was a good one. Ryan Thirlwell took good photographs; that was why forty-one thousand people followed him. It showed a single spike against a blur of buttercup and yellow rattle, lit from the side by an evening sun, and underneath it he had written: LESSER Butterfly-orchid in the Allen valleys!! Not recorded in this square since 1978. Declining species. Absolutely made my year. Then a row of small green hearts.
It had been shared two thousand eight hundred times.
She had enlarged it on her laptop that first evening until the flower filled the screen. The image broke into squares at that size, but not before she could see the pollinia, and they leaned apart at the bottom. A broad V.
She had not replied then. A photograph was one flower, taken from one angle, by a man who had perhaps not known which part of it to look at. A meadow was thirty-one spikes, or three hundred. She had waited until she could get to the meadow, and the meadow was on private land, and the farmer had to be asked.
Joe Heslop was in his yard when she came down from the top field, hosing the muck off a quad bike. He turned the water off when he saw her.
"Well?"
"Greater butterfly orchid," she said. "All of them. Twenty-six out of twenty-six."
"So he was wrong."
"About the ones in that field."
He looked at her as if the answer had been longer than it needed to be. He was a large, slow-moving man of about fifty, and she had known his mother, and before that she had known his grandmother a little, which was the reason she had come to the farm with her flask at half past five rather than simply replying to Ryan Thirlwell from her kitchen.
"I've had cars," Joe said. "Saturday there were six. Parked across the gateway so I couldn't get the trailer out. One of them asked me where the rare orchid was, like I'd have it in a shed. Sunday somebody left the bottom gate open and I had forty ewes on the road." He coiled the hose over his arm. "I'm cutting that field on the fifteenth, weather allowing. I've a stewardship agreement says I can't cut before then and I'll not wait a day after."
"I know."
"So I don't care what kind it is. I want them to stop coming."
"I know," she said again. "May I go and look below the fold?"
He jerked his head towards the hill, which meant yes.
Before she went, she sat in her car with the door open and took out the other notebook.
It was a blue hardback, bought in 1999, with Rejected and unconfirmed written on the cover in her own hand, which had been steadier then. Inside were the records that had not gone into the county's database. Most were other people's: the bee orchid on the roundabout that had turned out to be a common spotted orchid with an unusual lip; the oak fern on a garden wall that was a young bracken frond. Some were hers. The first page of the book was her own mistake, set down in full in the same form as everyone else's: Frog orchid, Whitfield Moor, July 1998, I. Dodd. Was Common Twayblade, flowers not yet open. Recorder's error. Corrected 1999. She had put it on the first page so that no one could say she kept a book of other people's errors.
Page eleven was the one she wanted.
Lesser butterfly-orchid. Hagg Cleugh, flush below the sheepfold. 4 spikes, June 1978. N. Heslop (card in county file). Queried by recorder (G. W. Pattinson) 1979 — no specimen, no description of pollinia, "probably P. chlorantha as elsewhere on farm." Not accepted.
Underneath, in a column, the searches:
1999, 8 July. I. Dodd. Flush searched 1 hr. Not found. 2004, 11 July. I. Dodd. Searched 1½ hrs. Not found. Flush much grazed. 2011, 4 July. I. Dodd & J. Heslop. Not found. Rushes encroaching. 2019, 9 July. I. Dodd. Not found. Fence now keeps sheep off flush (stewardship).
Four searches and four failures, each written down as carefully as a find would have been. Nancy Heslop had been dead eleven years now. She had kept the farm's hens and its accounts, and she had once told Isobel, at a show in Bellingham, that she did not need a book to tell her what grew below her own fold.
Isobel had believed her, more or less, and had not accepted the record, because believing a person is not the same as seeing a plant.
The flush was a strip of wet ground where a spring came out of the hillside below the old stone fold and ran down to the sike. The spring water came up through limestone somewhere in the hill, which was why the grass grew differently there than on the sour ground on either side. It was quaking with sedges and the round leaves of grass-of-Parnassus, which would not flower for another month yet, and since the fence went up it had grown long and tangled. She went in at the top and worked down, as she always did. The flush was perhaps sixty yards long and nowhere more than ten wide, and she had searched it in exactly this way four times before.
Her boots filled with water at the first step. She did not look up for forty minutes.
The first spike was half-hidden by soft rush near the bottom, eight feet above the sike. It was shorter than the ones in the top meadow and the flowers were whiter and narrower and fewer. She did not let herself think anything about that. She knelt in the water and lifted the lens.
The pollinia stood side by side at the mouth of the spur, close together, upright, parallel as the two strokes of the number eleven.
She looked for a long time. Then she looked at a second flower on the same spike, and a third, and then she found the second plant two yards further down, and the third under the overhang of the bank, and she examined every open flower on all of them, all seventeen, and wrote the number down, and only then did she sit back on her heels in the water and laugh once, out loud, at nobody.
She photographed each spike from in front, from the side, and with the lens held against the phone's camera so that the pollinia came out the size of matchsticks. She wrote Not trampled. No footprints in flush. She wrote the grid reference to ten figures, the time, and 3 spikes, 17 flowers examined, pollinia parallel in all. P. bifolia. Then, because it was the truth, she added: Confirms N. Heslop 1978.
There was an email from Ryan Thirlwell waiting when she got home. It had come in at seven that morning, while she was on her knees in the meadow he had made famous.
Isobel — I know you've been sitting on my record. I've had people telling me you'll reject it because I'm not "a proper botanist." I'm presenting at the Society's indoor meeting in Hexham in October. Come along and we'll have it out in front of the members. Let them decide whose ID is right. I'll even livestream it. Fair's fair. — R.
She read it twice. Then she made a pot of tea and drank one cup of it before she wrote back.
Dear Ryan,
Thank you for your message. If I have understood it, you propose that we should stand up in front of the Society in October so that one of us may have the satisfaction of being seen to be right and the other the experience of being seen to be wrong, and you call this fair. It may seem so to you. I must tell you plainly that it would give me no satisfaction to beat you in front of anybody, and I am not sure that the members' votes would make a single pollinium lean one way or the other.
Instead, here is what I found this morning. The spike in your photograph is Greater butterfly-orchid: the pollinia diverge, and you can see it if you enlarge your own picture. So are all twenty-six other spikes I examined in the top meadow, and I've attached my notes. Five more were too badly trampled to examine.
However, you were right that Lesser butterfly-orchid grows at Hagg Cleugh. It is in a flush on the same farm, three spikes, pollinia parallel, photographs attached. It was first reported there in 1978 by Nancy Heslop, whose record was not accepted, and I have searched for it four times since without success. I would not have gone a fifth time this week but for your post. I am therefore entering the record with three names on it, hers first, yours second as the report that prompted the search, and mine last as the person who looked through the lens. I hope you will think that fair as well.
I am entering it as sensitive and at hectad resolution only, which is the usual practice for a small population of a declining plant. I'd ask you to do the same in anything you post. Mr Heslop has had cars across his gateway and forty ewes on the road, and the flush is too wet and too small to stand visitors.
If after this you still want to talk about it in Hexham, I'll come and listen. But I'd rather we were agreed before then than argue about it in front of the members.
Yours sincerely, Isobel Dodd Recorder, VC67
She read it through once, took out the word plainly, put it back, and sent it.
His reply came that evening, and it was shorter than she had expected.
Okay. Enlarged it. You're right, it's a V. Embarrassing. Will post a correction. Didn't know about the 1978 woman — can I mention her?
She wrote: Yes. Nancy Heslop. She would have liked that. Then she deleted the second sentence, because she had no way of knowing it and had only written it to be pleased with herself, and sent the rest.
His correction went up at nine. It was a photograph of his own flower, enlarged until it broke into squares, with two red lines drawn on it along the pollinia, making a V. I got this one wrong, it said. Greater, not Lesser. The real Lesser butterfly-orchid is on the same farm, recorded first by Nancy Heslop in 1978, now confirmed by the county recorder. Private land, very small site, please DON'T go looking. Leave it to the sheep and the moths. Under that he had put a row of small green hearts, and Isobel decided she could forgive him the hearts.
It was shared about four hundred times, which was a seventh as often as the mistake had been. She noted that down too, on a loose sheet, because it seemed to her a useful figure to have.
The cars stopped by the end of the week. Joe told her so on the phone without saying hello first.
She went up on the fifteenth because he had asked her to, though he did not say why.
It was a hot, still morning and the mower was already going in the top meadow when she reached the gate, laying the grass down in long pale swathes with the buttercups face-down in it and the butterfly orchids, all thirty-one, going down with everything else. That was right. They had flowered; they would set their seed or not; the hay would be made, and the cutting was what kept the meadow a meadow and not a field of rushes. She had written that sentence into enough management reports to believe it.
Below the fold, the flush was fenced and there was no cutting to be done there. But at the bottom corner, where the fence ended at the sike, Joe had to cross the strip of meadow that ran beside the water to reach the lower field. She watched the tractor come along the bank towards it. Twelve feet from the corner he stopped, lifted the mower bar on its hydraulics until it stood up beside the cab like a raised arm, drove across the strip with the blades held clear, and lowered the bar again on the far side.
He had left a square of standing grass about four yards across, with the sike on one side of it and the fence on the other. She had not told him there was anything there. There was not. All three spikes were inside the fence.
She walked down to look at it anyway. In the middle of the uncut square, stuck upright in the soft ground, was one of his orange fencing stakes, and tied round the top of it with a twist of baler twine was a piece of cardboard torn from a feed sack, on which somebody had written in marker pen, N.H. 1978.
She took out the blue notebook, turned to page eleven, and under the column of searches wrote the date and Found. Then she photographed the stake.
THE END
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