Cold Water

by Plutarch, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

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I. Xenon, who kept the goats

The goat was a yearling, brown, with a white blaze that ran crooked down its face as if someone had spilt milk on it and not wiped it straight. Xenon had brought it down from the high pasture above the town two days before the god's day, together with four others, and had kept it in the pen below the precinct where the victims waited. He had chosen it himself. It was sound in the legs, clean in the eye, and it ate what was put in front of it without fuss, which is more than can be said for most goats and for a good many men.

He had one other thing to say about it, if anyone had asked him, and nobody did until it was too late to be useful. In the winter, when the rain came across Parnassus in sheets and the other goats crowded into the lee of the rocks with their backs to the weather, this one would go and stand out in it. Xenon had watched it do this more than once. It stood with its head up and the water running off its beard, perfectly content, while its companions looked at it from under the overhang like old women looking at a girl who has gone out without her cloak.

I do not tell this because it is remarkable. Every herdsman has an animal of this kind. I tell it because of what followed, and because it was Xenon who told me, years afterwards, when he was old and I was not yet as old as he was, and we were sitting on the wall by the Castalian spring with nothing much to do.

The deputation had come by sea and landed at Kirrha the evening before. They were foreigners, men from a city across the water whose name I will not give, since their city had done nothing wrong except to send them; they had a question that would not wait for another month, and they had brought gifts in proportion to its urgency. Everyone in Delphi knew of them by nightfall. The innkeepers knew, the sellers of little bronze tripods knew, and the boys who held horses at the bottom of the Sacred Way knew best of all. A deputation that has come a long way and paid a great deal is a kind of weather. It presses on a town.

In the morning Xenon led the goat up to the great altar in front of the temple, the one the Chians gave. The interpreter Nicander was there, and the holy men, and the attendant with the jar of cold water from the spring. The foreigners stood a little apart in their good cloaks, holding themselves very still, as men do in a place where they do not know the customs and are afraid of doing something wrong.

You will know the test, or perhaps you will not, if you have never stood at that altar. Before the prophetess goes down, the victim is sprinkled with cold water. A creature in its right state does not bear this calmly. It starts, it shakes, it trembles through its whole body, and that trembling is the sign that the god is in his house and the day is fit for questions. If the creature stands unmoved, the sign is that the day is not fit, and no one goes down. It is a simple rule, as the best rules are, and it asks nothing of anyone except that they wait.

The attendant poured. The water ran down the brown back and dripped off the belly onto the paving. The goat stood there. It flicked one ear.

There was a small silence. Xenon felt it on the back of his neck. He was holding the rope, and he could feel through the rope that the animal was not in the least troubled; it was pleased, if anything, in the way it was pleased by the winter rain.

The attendant looked at Nicander, and Nicander looked at the foreigners, and then he said that perhaps the water had not been cold enough, and a second jar was sent for.

The second jar did what the first had done, which is to say nothing. And here is the moment I have been coming to. Nicander turned, not to the holy men, but to Xenon, who was nobody, a herdsman with a rope in his hand and goat-dung on his feet, and asked him whether the animal was sound.

Xenon told him the truth. He said that it was sound, and that it had always been like this, and that it would stand out in the rain on the mountain when the others would not.

I have thought about this answer for a long time, and I do not think there is anything wrong with it. It was true. It was asked for. A man who knows a thing about an animal and is asked about that animal by the god's interpreter ought to say what he knows. But consider what it did, once it had left his mouth. If the goat was only a goat that liked water, then its stillness was no sign of anything; it was the goat's own nature, and not the god's absence. And if that was so, then the remedy was more water, until the animal's nature was overcome and the true sign could show itself.

So they poured. They sent for more jars, and then more again. Xenon said that he lost count at seven. The goat stood, and then it lowered its head, and then it began to cough, because the water was going into its nose and mouth, and it braced its legs on the wet stone and the water went on coming. The foreigners watched. One of them, Xenon said, had turned his face away and was looking at the mountain. At last the animal shook. It shook from end to end, the way a dog shakes when it comes out of a river, and someone said that the sign had been given, and the holy men began the sacrifice.

Xenon let go of the rope then, because it was no longer his to hold.

The prophetess was a girl from a farm in the hills, as the one who serves the god today is also. Her parents were honest people and poor, and she had been brought up among sheep and olive terraces and knew nothing of verses or of the world. That is no defect in a prophetess; it is what she is for. She brings nothing of her own down into the shrine, so that what speaks through her is not her. Xenon knew her a little, because her father's land lay near his summer grazing, and he had seen her that morning at the spring, washing, with two of the women beside her. She had asked him which of his goats it was to be, and he had pointed it out to her in the pen, and she had said it had a crooked face, and laughed.

She went down unwillingly. Everyone who was there agreed about that afterwards: she went down as if she were being sent, and not as if she were going. Xenon was outside, among the people waiting by the altar, so he did not see what happened in the shrine. He heard it. At first there was only her voice making the answers, and even from outside, he said, you could tell it was wrong. It was harsh. It laboured, he said, like a ship labouring in a heavy sea, when every timber groans and you cannot tell what is groaning. Then she screamed. He had never heard a sound like it, from an animal or a person, and he said he hoped not to again. She came running towards the door, they told him, and threw herself down there, and everyone who had been inside ran out past her, the foreigners first and then Nicander and the holy men behind them, with their robes caught up in their hands.

Xenon did not run, because he had not been inside. He stood where he was. After a little while the priests collected themselves and went back in, and they lifted her up and brought her out into the light. She was still conscious. She looked about her, Xenon said, as people do when they have woken in a room they do not know.

She lived for a few days after that.

The deputation went down to Kirrha that afternoon and sailed, I believe, with whatever answer they thought they had been given. Xenon went back up the mountain the next morning with the four goats that had not been needed. He said that the rope from the brown one was still lying on the paving by the altar when he passed, coiled where it had dropped, and dried stiff by then, and that he left it there.

II. Pamphilus, who kept the chickens

There is a Roman story that you will think I have chosen because it is so like the first. I have chosen it because it is so unlike.

When the Romans were at war with the Carthaginians the first time, and fighting for Sicily, the consul Publius Claudius took the fleet against the enemy's harbour at Drepana. A Roman general does not give battle without the auspices, and on campaign the auspices are taken from chickens. They travel with the army in a cage, and they have their own keeper, called the pullarius, who feeds them and carries them and is responsible for them in every way.

The keeper of the chickens on the consul's ship was a man called Pamphilus. He was a Greek, as it happens, and a man of no standing, and he had been given the chickens because he had grown up with poultry and because no one else wanted them. He did his work properly. I want to be fair to him, so I will tell you what that work was. The birds were kept in the cage and not fed for some time before the auspices were to be taken. Then, when the general wanted his sign, the keeper opened the cage and put down a lump of porridge, and the hungry birds rushed at it and ate so greedily that pieces of it fell from their beaks to the ground, and that falling was the best sign there is. Cicero laughs at this. He says that a bird starved in a cage will fall on its porridge whatever Jupiter thinks of the matter. He is not wrong. But Pamphilus did not invent the custom, and he kept it honestly. He starved his birds the proper number of days, and no more.

They had been at sea for some days before Drepana. The ship rolled, as ships do off that coast. Before dawn on the day of the attack the consul called for the auspices, and Pamphilus carried the cage up onto the deck, set it down by the mast, opened the door, and put down the porridge.

The chickens did not come out. When he reached in and lifted them out, one by one, and set them in front of the food, they stood over it with their feathers puffed, swaying on their legs, and would not touch it.

Pamphilus knew why. Anyone who has kept birds on a boat knows why. They were sick from the sea. They had been sick for two days, and he had been cleaning out the cage with a sponge and a bucket each morning and saying nothing about it, because it did not seem to be anyone's business but his.

He told the consul this. The consul had asked him what was the matter with them, and he said it: they were seasick, sir, and would eat when they were ashore.

Claudius laughed. He was a man of a famous family, with famous ancestors, and he had all the wit of his house and none of its other gifts. He looked at the birds swaying over their porridge, and at the officers around him, and at the enemy's harbour coming up grey out of the dark, and he said that if they would not eat, then let them drink. And he had them thrown over the side.

Pamphilus watched them go into the water. He said nothing, because there was nothing to say, and because he was nobody on a warship before a battle. They floated for a while in the wake, as birds do, with their feathers spread out round them, and then the ship drew away from them and they were too small to see.

Then he did a thing that no one noticed. I cannot vouch for it, since no one wrote this man down; I give it to him because it is what such a man does. He knelt and picked the lump of porridge up off the deck, where it had been trodden on, and put it back into his bag. He shut the door of the empty cage and fastened it with its peg. It was his work to keep the cage in order, and nobody had told him that his work was over.

What happened at Drepana is written in all the histories. The fleet went into the harbour in disorder, the Carthaginian admiral came out and caught it against the shore, and of something over a hundred and twenty ships the consul brought out perhaps thirty. The rest were sunk or taken, and the men in them killed or made prisoner. Claudius was tried at Rome afterwards and fined, and did not live long after that. I do not know what became of Pamphilus. I know only that the consul's own ship was among the few that came out, and so all through that day, while the others were run onto the beach and taken, there stood on its deck by the mast a wicker cage with its door pegged shut and nothing inside it.

III. The comparison

Now set these two beside each other, as I like to do, and see what the one shows that the other cannot.

In both there is a creature that will not give the sign. In both the man who keeps it knows the plain reason, that the goat likes water and the birds are sick, and when he is asked, he says so. In both his true answer is taken out of his hands and made into something else. And in both the thing is settled with water.

But look at the difference in the men who did the settling. Claudius despised the sign, and he showed it with a joke. He did not pretend that the birds had told him anything. He drowned them because they would not say what he wanted, and he laughed while he did it, and the whole of Rome remembered the laugh. There is no confusion in a man like that. You may hate him, but you know where he stands.

Nicander did not despise the sign. He loved the god; I knew him, and I will not hear otherwise. He was afraid of failing the visitors who had come so far and given so much, and he wanted to do everything correctly for them, and so he went on doing the correct thing, the pouring, past the point where it was correct. He did not overrule the sign. He made one. In the end that is the worse thing, and I say so though he was my friend. The contempt of Claudius cost Rome a fleet, and everyone could see the cause. The care of Nicander cost a girl her life, and no one at the altar saw the cause until she screamed.

As for the keepers, I give the prize to neither of them. Each said what he knew. That is all a keeper can do, and it was not enough, and it was not his fault that it was not enough. If I envy either one, it is Xenon, for this: he lived long enough to see what we do now.

When the goat stands still under the water now, we do not send for a second jar. The attendant sets the first one down on the step of the altar, empty. Someone goes to tell the visitors that they may wait at Kirrha for the god's next day, if they wish, and the herdsman leads the animal away down the side of the precinct, wet, with its beard dripping, back towards the pens.

THE END

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