Copy Three

by Red Cell, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

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The weighbridge office at Ludmoor Grain Growers had one window that faced the bridge and one that faced the drying floor, and in August neither of them could be kept clean. Dust came off the trailers in a fine brown sheet every time a load tipped. It settled on the moisture meter, on the ticket printer, on the radiator nobody had switched off since March, and on the architecture diagram that Hester Rudd had pinned to the corkboard beside the kettle.

She was not there to watch the grain. She had a desk in the main office, next to the boiler cupboard, with a sign on the door that said ASSURANCE, which was the name the board had found for her when they took her on. What the post actually meant was written in her contract in one sentence: she was to attack the cooperative's own systems on paper, at the instruction of the board, and report to the board what she found. She came down to the weighbridge in harvest because Danny Kettleborough lived there in harvest, and Danny had built the thing she was looking at.

"Thirteen point eight," said Lorraine at the meter, to the driver's cab. "You're fine. Bay two."

The trailer rolled off the plate. The display dropped to zero. Danny came in with two teas and a packet of custard creams and put one tea on the ticket printer, where it would be warm.

"Go on, then," he said. "Which bit."

Hester put her finger on an arrow.

It was not a complicated diagram. The cooperative had four hundred and twelve members, most of them farming between the Wolds and the Humber, and twice a year it paid them for the grain they had pooled: an advance in September, a balance in the spring. The money went out in a single payment run from the finance system. Above the finance system sat the members' portal, which Danny had built three years ago and which the members, to everyone's surprise, used. They checked their tonnages on it from the tractor cab. They downloaded their weighbridge tickets. And since last year they had been able to change the bank account their pool payments went to, from their phones, in about forty seconds.

That was the box Danny was proud of. He had shown it to the board with the screen mirrored onto the television in the meeting room. Arthur Toyne, who was seventy-nine and farmed nine hundred acres at Kelstern, had said it was the first useful thing a computer had ever done for him, because his bank had merged twice and he was sick of filling in forms. The board had minuted their thanks.

Hester's finger was not on the box. It was on the line that ran from the portal down to the finance system, and the line was labelled, in Danny's neat capitals, BANK DETAILS (VERIFIED).

"Verified by whom," she said.

"The portal. You can't get into the change screen without the text code. Code goes to the mobile we've got on file. It's two-factor, Hester. It's the same as your bank."

"And finance does what, when it gets a new account number?"

"Puts it on the member record. Uses it in the next run."

"Does it check anything?"

"It doesn't need to. The portal's checked it."

She wrote that down exactly as he said it. It was the sentence she had come for, and he had said it in the ordinary voice of a man who had thought about the problem and solved it. He had. He had solved it for one path.

"The mobile on file," she said. "How does a member change that?"

Danny looked at the diagram. The answer was not on it.

"They ring Lorraine," he said. "Or whoever's on the desk. There's a screen in the support console."

"Who built the support console?"

"Me. Last harvest. In about an afternoon." He said it without embarrassment, because there was nothing embarrassing in it. Last harvest a third of the membership had dropped their phones in a grain trailer, a slurry pit or the Humber, and the desk had been answering the same call forty times a day. "Somebody rings, says they've lost their phone, we put the new number on. What are we meant to do, tell them to wait till Christmas?"

"What does the desk check before it changes the number?"

"Name. Holding number. Postcode."

"All of which are printed," said Hester, "on every weighbridge ticket that member has ever been given, and the tickets go in the cab, and the cab is left open in the yard of every merchant in the county."

Lorraine had stopped pretending not to listen. A trailer was waiting on the plate. Its driver tapped on the glass.

"Fourteen point one," Lorraine said, without looking at the meter. "Bay two."

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Hester wrote the report in the boiler-cupboard office over the next eight days. She did not write it as a list. She had written lists in her first year and watched the board read them, item by item, each with its little severity in a box at the side: low, low, medium, low. They had funded the medium and minuted the lows, and nothing that mattered had changed. A list is a set of separate small facts. What the board needed was one fact, end to end, with something at the end of it they could name.

So she wrote it as a path, and she gave the path one severity, that of the thing it ended at.

Somebody obtains a member's name, holding number and postcode. That costs them nothing, since those three facts are printed on paper the cooperative hands out by the thousand. They ring the support desk in harvest, the week of the year when the desk is busiest and lost phones are most believable, and ask for the mobile number on file to be changed. The desk changes it. The portal now sends its code to the caller. The caller changes the bank details. The finance system, which was told the change was verified, accepts it and does not look again. On the twenty-fifth of September the advance goes out.

At the end of the path, she wrote, is a named member's September advance. For a holding the size of Arthur Toyne's this year, at this year's pool price, that is somewhere between a hundred and seventy and a hundred and ninety thousand pounds. It is paid once. It is most of what that member will see from the land until spring. It goes to an account the member has never heard of, in a single transaction the cooperative itself initiated, and the member finds out when he rings up in October to ask where it is.

She stopped there and read it back, and then she did the thing she always did at that point and did not enjoy. She read it as somebody who was not on the board.

It was a good report. That was the difficulty. It was clear, it was ordered, and it did not assume any skill the reader did not have. Every step in it was a step a stranger could take with a telephone and a ticket out of a hedge. She had made it that way on purpose, because a finding the owner cannot follow is a finding the owner will not act on. And a document an owner can follow from start to finish is, read by anyone else, a plan.

She did not know what to do about that, and she had stopped expecting to know. What she did was keep the specifics out. There were no members' numbers in it, no names except Arthur's, and Arthur's only because he had given permission at the last board meeting, laughing, saying he would be glad to be famous. She described the path and left out anything that made it easier to walk than the description already did. Then she wrote the remedies, in the order she always wrote them, and she put them in that order knowing the board would read from the bottom.

First, remove the feature. Members should not be able to change the account their pool payments go to by any route that ends in a text message. Second, if the feature stays, remove what it is worth: changes take effect after the next payment run, never before it. Third, remove the path: the support desk should not be able to change the number that verifies a bank change. A member who has lost his phone can wait for a letter, or come in. Fourth, if none of those, a window. Any change to bank details triggers a letter, by post, to the address on file, and the money does not move for fourteen days. Fifth, narrow it: no changes at all in the four weeks before a run.

Sixth, and last, monitoring. Somebody in finance looks at the list of changed bank details before every run.

She knew which one Danny would want. She also knew it was the one she drifted towards herself, when a room went quiet, because it needed nobody to give anything up. It was the cheapest one to agree to, and it would cost a thief nothing, because a thief who had got that far would not mind being looked at by a tired person in September. She put it last and left it there.

She printed three copies on the office laser and wrote a number on the front of each in red biro: 1, 2, 3. One for the chairman. One for Graham Codd, the finance director. One for herself, to speak from. The board met on the second Thursday of September, in the room with the television, with the drying fans going outside and a smell of hot rapeseed coming through the window.

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She had expected Danny to defend the portal, and he did. He did it well. She had always thought he was good at his job, and the meeting did not change her mind. He said the portal had cut calls to the desk by half. He said members had asked for it. He said that if they removed online bank changes, they would be back to paper forms, and paper forms had their own fraud, which was true, and which Hester wrote down, because it was true.

He did not say the support console was safe. He had read the report.

"We can tighten the desk," he said. "Security questions. Call-back to the old number."

"The old number is the lost phone," said Hester.

"Call-back to the landline, then."

"Which the desk gets from the record, which the caller has already given us the key to." She did not raise her voice. "The desk is where the path starts. You can make the desk harder. It's still the desk."

Graham Codd had the report open at page four, where the path was, and was reading it with his glasses pushed up onto his forehead. He looked up.

"What does this say we'd lose if we just did the sixth one?" he said. "The checking."

"It says it would cost the person doing this nothing," said Hester. "They'd still be paid. We'd find out sooner. That's worth having. It isn't the same as them not being paid."

"But we would find out."

"In September. During the run. When the person checking is also doing the run."

Arthur Toyne, who had been sitting with his arms folded and his cap on the table in front of him, unfolded his arms.

"So if somebody rang Lorraine and said they were me," he said, "she'd give them my harvest."

"Not Lorraine," said Hester. "The way the desk is built."

"Same thing, from where I'm sitting."

The chairman said they would take it away and think about it, and the board moved on to the dryer, which had a bearing going. It was the answer she had expected. She gathered her copy, and the chairman passed his back to her across the table, as he always did, and she waited for Graham's.

Graham was on the phone in the corridor. When he came back the report was not in his hand.

"It's in the car," he said. "I'll drop it in."

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It was not in the car.

He rang her on Friday morning to say so, sounding more puzzled than worried. He had gone through the car. He had gone through his briefcase and the kitchen table at home. He had been to Lincoln on Thursday evening, after the board, by train from Market Rasen, for a dinner, and he had taken some papers to read on the way. He thought the report had been among them. He was not sure.

Hester sat at her desk next to the boiler cupboard and wrote down, in pencil, on the back of an old delivery note, what she knew.

The adversary first. Who finds a document on the Market Rasen train? Commuters. Students. A conductor. The cleaning crew at Lincoln. None of them was the person she had written the report against. None of them could do anything with a description of a grain cooperative's support desk, except one kind of person in a thousand, who would know what it was and want what was at the end of it.

That was not a reason to stop. She had spent three years telling the board not to argue about whether somebody could get into a position. Grant them the position, she had said, and ask what they can reach. So she granted it. Somebody had copy three. Somebody who understood it. What did they have?

They had the path. They did not have a member's details, because she had left those out. But details were printed on tickets, and tickets were in every cab in the county, so the report had not given away the hard part. There wasn't a hard part. That had been the finding.

What they had, then, was a date. The twenty-fifth of September. Less than a fortnight.

She did not go to Graham, and she did not go to the chairman to tell him it was Graham's fault, because it wasn't a fault, or not the kind that mattered. People left papers on trains. It was among the most ordinary things people did. A process that depended on nobody ever doing it was not a process. She went instead to the chairman with the delivery note and asked for ten minutes.

"I'd like to say what I'd recommend if somebody had read that report who shouldn't have," she said. "And then I'd like to point out it's the same as what I recommended yesterday."

The chairman was a beef farmer from Binbrook called Philip Brumby, and he had sat through enough meetings to know when he was being cornered. He did not mind it.

"Go on."

"First, take the feature off. Today. Bank changes by letter until we've had time to do it properly. Second, nothing changed after today goes into the September run. Third, the desk stops changing mobile numbers. Members who've lost their phone come in or we post them a code." She paused. "Those three would make the report out of date by tomorrow. Whoever's got it would have a good description of something we don't do any more."

"Danny'll be upset."

"Danny built a good thing," said Hester. "And it's the thing that has the most connections to everything else, which is why every path ends up going through it. He'll be upset. He'll also understand."

Brumby rang round the board. It took him until four o'clock. Arthur Toyne said yes before Brumby had finished the question.

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Danny took it off himself, that evening, in the weighbridge office, because he said he did not want anyone else doing it to his code. Hester stayed, because it seemed wrong not to. The last trailers of the day were in. Lorraine had gone home. The drying fans had dropped to their night note.

He did not argue any more. He worked through it in silence for an hour, and then he turned the screen so she could see. Where the change-details button had been, there was a line of plain text: To change the account your pool payments are made to, please write to us at the office. We will confirm by post to the address we hold for you before any change is made.

"Members will hate that," he said.

"Some of them."

"Arthur won't. He likes a letter."

"He does," said Hester.

He went through the support console next. The screen where the desk changed the mobile number on file still existed; he did not delete it. He took away the desk's ability to save. He wrote a note on it for Lorraine, in the same neat capitals as the diagram: LOST PHONE: POST A CODE. DO NOT CHANGE NUMBER. D.K.

Then he sat back.

"You knew in August," he said. "You put your finger on it in August."

"I knew there was an arrow nobody had opened. I didn't know where it went till you told me about the console."

"I told you because you asked."

"That's all the job is."

He looked at the diagram on the corkboard. Dust had settled along the top edge of it, a thin brown line. He took a pen out of his shirt pocket and, beside the arrow from the portal to finance, crossed out the word VERIFIED and wrote nothing in its place.

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Copy three turned up on the Monday.

It had not been on the train. Graham had taken his reading on the train, but the report had never been with it; when his phone rang on Thursday he had taken the call down to the weighbridge office, where the signal was better, and put the report down on the shelf above the radiator where the drivers left their delivery notes. Someone had put a sample tray on top of it. Lorraine found it at seven o'clock on Monday morning when she moved the tray to wipe the shelf, and brought it up to the boiler-cupboard office in two fingers, because it had a round stain of rapeseed oil on the front, through the red 3, and through pages two to five.

"It's got your number on," she said.

Hester took it. The oil had gone through the paper so that the path on page four showed faintly through from the page behind, the steps reversed, like something read in a mirror. She turned the pages. Nothing was missing.

It had never left the building. For three days, the most exact description anyone had ever written of how to steal a member's harvest from Ludmoor Grain Growers had been lying on a shelf in the weighbridge office, under a sample tray, where forty drivers a day put their paperwork down. She wrote that down too, on the back of the same delivery note, under Friday's list.

Graham rang at nine. He was relieved, and he said so, and then he said what she had known someone would say by the end of the morning.

"So we could put it back," he said. "The portal. Since it was never really lost."

"It was never really lost," said Hester. "The feature was never really safe. Those are two different facts. The board took the feature off for the second one."

"Brumby took it off because of the train."

"Then Brumby will want to know there was no train," said Hester, "and I'll tell him, and I'll tell him the path's the same as it was on Thursday. If the board wants it back, they can decide that with the report in front of them. It'll be on the record either way."

There was a pause on the line.

"You'd put that in writing," said Graham.

"I've already put it in writing," said Hester. "It's on page six."

When he had rung off she sat for a while with copy three on the desk in front of her. She could have shredded it. She had shredded others. She did not know whether a report like this was safer kept or destroyed, or whether writing it well had been the right thing to do. She had not known on Thursday either. What she knew was that the board would want it again in the spring, when somebody asked for the feature back.

She put it in a clear plastic sleeve, oil stain and all, and wrote on the sleeve in pencil the date it was found and where. Then she locked it in the second drawer, with copies one and two, and went down to the weighbridge, where the first trailer of the day was already on the plate and Lorraine was reading the meter.

"Fourteen point four," Lorraine said. "Bay one."

THE END

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