In a village in Epirus, an old couple play their yearly game in the week before the feast: one word each evening, yes or no, no reasons given, to answer whether their son will come home from Stuttgart. This year they disagree, and each of them is hiding something.
by Aumannian Game Theory, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium
The bus from Ioannina comes up to Mesovouni on Tuesdays and Fridays. It turns in the square under the plane tree, where there is just room if the driver takes the corner by the fountain wide, and it stands there for forty minutes with the engine off while he drinks a coffee at Kostakis's. Then it goes down again. Everyone in the village knows this. Everyone knows that everyone knows it, and knows that too, as far up the ladder as you care to climb. The bus is large and yellow and it sounds its horn twice at the last bend. Of the few things in Mesovouni that are common knowledge in the strict sense, the bus is the most reliable.
The feast of Agia Paraskevi fell on a Sunday that year. On the Monday before it, after the evening news, Thanasis Gkikas carried two chairs out onto the terrace and set them facing the valley road. His wife Vasiliki brought a jug of water from the spring tap and a plate of cucumber, peeled, with coarse salt on the side. The stone of the terrace still gave back the heat of the afternoon. Down in the ravine the goat bells had started to move toward the pens.
"Well," said Thanasis.
That was how it began every year.
Their son Yiorgos had gone to Stuttgart in 2007 to work on a line that made seat frames for Mercedes. He had married a woman from Esslingen called Katrin, and they had a daughter, Lena, who was sixteen now and whom her grandparents had seen five times. In nineteen summers Yiorgos had come home for the feast fourteen times. He never said in advance. He said the factory fixed the holidays late. Vasiliki said he liked to walk into the square with his bag and see who turned round first.
In the second of those summers they had quarrelled about it all week, whether he would come, whether he would not, and on the Saturday he had come, and they had still been quarrelling when his car stopped under the plane tree. After that Thanasis made a rule. In the week before the feast, each evening on the terrace, each of them would say one word: yes, or no. No reasons. The word was not a bet and not a wish. It was what you thought. You could change it the next evening if you liked, but you could not explain it.
Stated without its reasons, an answer carries all the information of the reasons and none of the argument. Thanasis had not thought of it like that. He had only wanted to eat his cucumber in peace.
"Yes," said Thanasis.
"No," said Vasiliki.
He put the plate down on the wall. In eighteen years of the rule she had never once said no on the Monday.
This is what Thanasis knew.
Two Sundays earlier his telephone had rung while he was sitting at Kostakis's with the backgammon board open in front of him. He had carried it out under the plane tree, away from the television.
"Baba. The roof over my room. Did you ever do it?"
"I did the half toward the road."
"Do the other half."
"It's July. It doesn't rain in July."
"Do it anyway. Before the feast." A pause, and the sound of a lorry somewhere in Germany. "And Baba. Don't say anything to Mama. Nothing's decided."
Then Yiorgos had asked about the goats and whether the council had mended the water pipe at the upper fountain, and then he had rung off. On the Monday Thanasis drove down to the builders' yard at Kato Pedina and bought fourteen tiles for thirty-four euros, and he put them in the storeroom under the house, under an empty feed sack, behind the onions.
This is what Vasiliki knew.
On the Saturday Froso, who kept the post agency at the back of the grocer's, had leaned over the counter while Vasiliki was paying for stamps and said, "There's a parcel for you. From Germany. It's on the computer. Eleven kilos."
"Eleven."
"Eleven kilos, Kyria Vaso. What does he send you, stones? It comes up at the end of the week."
Vasiliki had paid for her stamps. On the walk home, past the upper fountain where the pipe had been mended, she did the arithmetic that any mother on that road can do. A son who is coming home puts eleven kilos in the boot of his car. A son who puts eleven kilos in the post is not coming.
So on the Monday evening each of them held one fact, and a reader of this page holds two. Nobody on the terrace held two.
On Tuesday the bus came up at half past ten and sounded its horn twice at the last bend, and Vasiliki, who was sweeping the step, stopped sweeping. From the step you can see the whole of the square if you lean. The driver climbed down. A woman from Ioannina with a cool-box got off, and the priest's nephew, and a man selling knives. Nobody else. Vasiliki went on sweeping.
At noon she went down to the storeroom for onions. The feed sack had been moved. She lifted it. Under it were fourteen red tiles, new, still with the builder's chalk mark on the top one. She put the sack back exactly as it had been, with the fold toward the wall, and took three onions, and went up.
That evening Thanasis brought out the chairs and she brought the water.
"Well," he said.
"Yes," said Thanasis.
"No," said Vasiliki.
The words were the same as on Monday. What they carried was not. On Monday each had heard the other's word once. On Tuesday each heard it a second time, and heard with it that it had lasted a day. A no that has come through a Tuesday is not the same as a no said on a Monday. Thanasis knew that his wife did not say no without cause, and he knew that she knew he did not say yes without cause, and each of them now knew that the other's cause had survived a night's sleep and a morning's work. Neither of them could say what the cause was. That was the rule.
They sat until the bats came out. Vasiliki took the plate in. Thanasis stayed on the terrace a while longer, looking at the valley road, where the lights of the lower villages came on one by one and then, some of them, went off again.
On Wednesday morning Vasiliki went up to the church with the other women to clean it for the feast. They took the icons down from the iconostasis, one at a time, and polished the silver covers with ash and lemon, and Froso's sister washed the floor twice. It took until two. When Vasiliki came back down the lane there was a ladder against the east wall of the house, the long aluminium one that lived in the storeroom, and Thanasis was on the roof above their son's old room, on his knees, in his vest, with the tiles stacked beside him against the chimney.
He looked down. She looked up. He did not stop working and she did not ask him to. She went in and made the coffee and brought it out to the foot of the ladder and set it on an upturned crate, and went in again.
He finished at six. He had replaced twelve tiles and had two over, which he laid in the storeroom where the fourteen had been, under the sack, with the fold toward the wall.
That evening the air was heavy and there was thunder a long way off, over the mountains toward Albania, with no rain in it.
"Well," said Thanasis.
"No," said Thanasis.
"Yes," said Vasiliki.
They looked at each other.
It is possible, and it is not even unusual, for two honest people exchanging their opinions to pass each other on the stairs. Each gives the other's word more weight than it had, or less, and each goes further than the other meant them to, and for an evening they stand where the other stood the night before. It does not last. It cannot, if they keep talking and keep telling the truth. The words, said and heard and seen to be heard, go on carrying information until there is none left to carry, and then the two of them are standing on the same step.
"Well," said Vasiliki, after a long time, which was not in the rule either. Then she took the plate in, though there was still cucumber on it.
Thursday was the hottest day of the week. Thanasis took the goats up to the high pasture early and came back at noon with his shirt stuck to his back. Vasiliki spent the morning making pites for the feast, three trays, leek and cheese and the wild greens from the lower terraces, and put them on the cold shelf in the storeroom with a cloth over them.
In the afternoon, while he slept, she went into their son's old room. It was dry and it smelled of whitewash, because Thanasis had done the ceiling where the old stain had been, and the whitewash was not quite even. She opened the shutters. She took the good sheets out of the chest in the passage, the ones with the embroidered hem, and made the bed with them. She stood for a while with the pillow against her chest. Then she took the embroidered sheets off again and folded them and put them back in the chest, and made the bed instead with the plain white ones that they used every day. She left the shutters open.
He saw it when he woke. The door of the room stood open onto the passage, and the bed was made, and the sheets were the plain ones.
That evening he carried the chairs out and she brought the water and there was no cucumber, only the jug and two glasses, because they had eaten the last of it with the pites.
For eighteen years Thanasis had spoken first. That was not in the rule. It was simply what happened, the way the bus sounds its horn twice. He drew breath to say "Well," and before he could say it they both spoke at once, and what they both said was:
"No."
They had both heard it. Each had heard the other say it. Each had seen the other hear it, there on the terrace, a metre apart, in the light from the kitchen door. There was no level left that either of them did not know. That is how common knowledge is made, and it is why Thanasis's rule had always required the terrace and never the telephone.
So they had agreed, and the agreeing was the end of the rule for that year. Once there is no disagreement, there is nothing for a rule of one word to protect.
Thanasis cleared his throat.
"Then who," he said, "is the roof for?"
It was the first reason that had been spoken on that terrace in eighteen years. Vasiliki put her glass down on the wall.
"Eleven kilos," she said. "From Stuttgart. Tomorrow."
"Eleven."
"Froso saw it on the computer."
Thanasis looked at the valley road for some time.
"He rang," he said. "Two Sundays ago. He said, do the roof over my room. He said, don't tell your mother. Nothing's decided."
"Nothing's decided," Vasiliki said.
"That's what he said."
"And you did the roof."
"I did the roof."
She did not ask him why he had said no on Wednesday, and he did not ask her why she had said yes. There was no need now. Each word had done its work on the other and been used up. What was left was two facts on one terrace: a dry room, and eleven kilos; and neither fact was about Yiorgos.
Vasiliki got up and went into the house. He heard the chest in the passage open, and the sound of sheets being shaken out, and after a while the bed in the old room creaking as she tucked the corners. When she came out again she had a pencil and the back of a calendar page, and she sat down and began to write a list. He leaned over to read it. Shampoo. Towels (2). The good soap. Ask Froso's granddaughter what they eat.
On Friday the bus came up at half past ten. They heard the horn at the last bend, twice.
They were both in the square already, on the bench under the plane tree, as if they had come down for something else. Thanasis had the wheelbarrow. Kostakis came to the door of the café with the coffee pot in his hand and looked at them and went in again.
The bus turned wide by the fountain and stopped. The driver climbed down and opened the luggage hold, and the first thing he pulled out was a cardboard box done up in brown tape, with German stamps on it and a customs sticker, which he set on the ground and pushed toward the bench with his foot.
"Gkikas," he said. "The post van's off the road. Froso said you'd be here."
Behind him a girl came down the steps of the bus. She had a rucksack on both shoulders and a phone in her hand, and new walking boots, and her father's eyebrows. She stood on the bottom step and looked round the square, at the fountain, at the café, at the church above it with its door open for the cleaning, at the two old people on the bench under the tree.
She looked at the box. She looked at them.
Thanasis stood up and lifted the box into the wheelbarrow. It was heavy, about eleven kilos. Vasiliki stood up too, and put her hand in her apron pocket, and took out the key of the house, which was never locked, and held it out.
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