Fourteen B

by Alan Ginsberg-Cobden, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

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The detective put the two airline tickets on Teddy Kasprzak's kitchen table, side by side, the way a dealer turns over a pair.

They weren't the real tickets. They were photographs of the real tickets, blown up to letter size and slid into plastic sleeves. The paper in them had gone the brown of weak tea, and the edges looked chewed. In the photographs somebody had made the faded ink stand up white against the brown, so the words seemed to float.

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES. NEWARK – SAN FRANCISCO. TUE 04DEC90. FLT 1171.

LYLE/C MR. Seat 14A.

KASPRZAK/E MR. Seat 14B.

"Edward Kasprzak," said Detective Lourdes Ocasio. "That's you."

"Teddy," he said. "Nobody's called me Edward since my confirmation."

He was sixty-one years old, six foot four, and he had been retired from teaching middle-school band in Bayonne for three years. He still stood up when a woman came into a room, and he still cracked his head on the light over this table, which he had been meaning to raise since Paul moved in, in 1995. He had made the detective coffee. She'd brought her own. Neither of them had touched either cup.

"Christopher Lyle," Ocasio said. "You knew him."

"Kit."

"Kit." She wrote it down, which seemed unnecessary, since she clearly already knew. "When did you last see Kit, Mr. Kasprzak?"

He could have said a long time ago. He could have said I'd have to think. He did not have to think. He had not had to think for thirty-five years.

"Saturday, November seventeenth, 1990," he said. "About two in the morning. So technically Sunday."

Ocasio looked up.

"He went to San Francisco," Teddy said. "His sister told me. He sent a card."

"Mr. Kasprzak," Ocasio said, and her voice went careful, the way his used to go when a twelve-year-old's parents came in about the trombone. "In March of 1991, a man trapping muskrats in the Kearny marsh found human remains near the Hackensack. Male, early twenties. Skull fracture. No wallet. He was buried as a John Doe in a county plot, and he stayed a John Doe until this summer, when a relative did one of those DNA kits for Christmas and uploaded it, and our genealogist built a family tree backwards from the match."

She touched the plastic sleeves, lightly.

"These were in the inside pocket of his jacket. Zipped. Leather keeps things, a little. Our lab got the names back with infrared." She waited. "Kit didn't go to San Francisco. Kit never left Hudson County."

The refrigerator hummed. Down on Avenue C a bus sighed at the stop. Teddy looked at the second ticket, at his own name with a slash in the middle of it, and the thing he noticed, absurdly, the thing he would remember, was that Kit had given him the aisle.

Kit always took the window. Teddy's knees needed the aisle.

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"You never reported him missing," Ocasio said.

"No."

"His mother did. On the Wednesday. She told the officer he'd had a falling-out with his father and might have gone to a friend's. She didn't give a name for the friend." Ocasio turned a page. "She didn't know your name, did she?"

"She knew I gave him a ride to work sometimes."

"Who were you to him, Mr. Kasprzak?"

There it was. Sixty-one years old, married since the first week New Jersey allowed it, out to everyone including the parish priest, who'd taken it better than Teddy's own mother. He had marched up Broadway with a rainbow flag the size of a bedsheet. And still his throat shut on the word, the way it had in 1990, because in 1990 the word would have ended him. Bayonne Board of Education, 1990: there was no rule. There didn't need to be a rule. Everybody knew what happened to a man who taught other people's children and turned out to be that way. Nobody fired you for it. They found another reason.

"I loved him," Teddy said. "We were together two years. We weren't anything you could put on a form."

Ocasio nodded as if she had heard worse, which she surely had.

"Tell me about the seventeenth."

So he told her. He told it plainly, because he had rehearsed it in the dark at three in the morning more times than he'd played "Louie Louie" for the eighth-grade spring concert, and that was a lot of times.

Kit had come to the apartment over the Polish bakery on Broadway after his shift at the ShopRite. Kit was twenty-two, and he lived about six weeks ahead of everybody else. He wrote his Christmas cards in October. He bought birthday presents in the summer sales and hid them in Teddy's closet with the dates on sticky notes. He had once handed Teddy a valentine on the second of February, "in case I get hit by a bus." That night he'd been bright and strange, like a kid with a secret behind his back, and he had said: Come with me. Gil's got a room in the Mission. There are bands out there, schools, they need music teachers. Nobody would care. Nobody, Teddy.

And Teddy had said no.

He'd said it badly. He'd said his job. He'd said his mother. He'd said, You want me to throw my whole life away so you can get away from your father, and Kit's face had closed like a door in a draft. Kit had stood up and put on the leather jacket, the brown one with the broken snap at the collar, and said, Then I'm going home to get my stuff, and I'm going Tuesday, and you can do what you want.

It had been raining. Teddy had not offered to drive him. That was the part he went over at three in the morning. Not the words. The car keys on the hook by the door, and his own hand not reaching for them.

"And then?"

"Then nothing. He didn't call. I didn't call. You didn't call the Lyle house, you understand. His father answered the phone." Teddy rubbed his eyes. "About two weeks later I went into the ShopRite, and his sister was bagging. Donna. Sixteen. She said Kit was gone, he'd gone to California, they'd got a card. She said it like she was reading it off a cue card. I figured — I figured that was that. He went. He didn't want me to follow."

"You didn't try to find him? Call this Gil?"

"I didn't know Gil's last name. I didn't know his number. Kit did the arranging." Teddy heard himself and almost laughed. "Kit did everything six weeks early, and I didn't do anything at all."

Ocasio let a silence sit, which he recognised as a professional technique, because he'd used it on twelve-year-olds.

"Here's my problem," she said. "I have a young man with a fractured skull in a marsh. I have his boyfriend, who he fought with that night. A boyfriend with a car, who never reported him missing, never came forward, and whose name is in the dead man's pocket. You see how that looks?"

"I see how it looks."

"And I have this." She slid a third sleeve out of her folder. A postcard. The Golden Gate Bridge in fog, a picture so ordinary it hurt. She turned it over.

The postmark said SAN FRANCISCO CA, DEC 14 1990.

The handwriting was Kit's. Teddy would have known it anywhere: the little circles over the i's, which Kit had kept up since seventh grade as a joke and then couldn't stop.

Ma — Made it. We're fine. Don't look for us. Love, K.

"His family kept it," Ocasio said. "It's why the missing-persons report was closed. A grown man, his own handwriting, postmarked across the country. Nobody looks for a man who writes home." She tapped the card. "Except that the medical examiner in 1991 put him in the water three to four months before the muskrat man found him. On those numbers, by December fourteenth he was already in the marsh. So somebody mailed a dead man's postcard from San Francisco, Mr. Kasprzak. Somebody who wanted the family to stop looking."

Teddy kept staring at one word.

Us.

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Paul came home at a quarter to one, carrying a box of crumb cake from the firehouse breakfast and talking before he was through the door.

"Rizzo's knee again. A whole hour on the knee. I said, Sal, get it done, they do it in a day now, you go home with a lollipop." He stopped. He looked at the two cold cups on the table, and at Teddy, and set the cake down very gently, as if it might go off.

Paul Avellino had spent twenty-nine years with the Jersey City Fire Department. He could read a room the way he used to read smoke.

"Who was here?"

"A detective. From the prosecutor's office." Teddy put both hands flat on the table. "They found Kit."

Paul knew the name. Of course he did. Kit was the one before; every man of their age had one. In thirty-two years Paul had always called him the one who went to California, never with any bitterness, the way you'd say the house we had before this one.

"Found him where?"

"Kearny. In the marsh. Since 1991." Teddy's voice did something on 1991 and he waited for it to stop. "He never went, Paul. He never got out of New Jersey."

Paul pulled out the chair across from him and sat. He didn't reach for Teddy's hand. That was the thing about Paul: he knew when you'd break if he touched you.

"Okay," Paul said. "Okay. Tell me."

So Teddy told him about the tickets. He didn't tell him about the seat numbers. He told him about the postcard and the postmark and the detective's arithmetic, and how it looked, and how she had said Don't leave the state, Mr. Kasprzak, half joking, the way they do when they aren't.

He did not tell him about the night of the seventeenth. Not the car keys on the hook. He'd never told anybody about the car keys.

Paul listened, chin on his fist. When Teddy was done, Paul was quiet for a while.

"He asked you to go," Paul said.

Teddy looked up.

"You told me," Paul said. "Two thousand and one. My mother's funeral, the repast at the Polish club, you had four of those whisky sours Carmine makes. We were out in the parking lot. You said, He asked me to go and I said no and I didn't even drive him home." Paul shrugged, one big shoulder. "You didn't remember the next day. I figured when you wanted me to know it, you'd tell me sober."

Twenty-five years. Paul had been carrying it for twenty-five years, folded small, like the twenty he kept behind his licence for emergencies.

"Why didn't you say anything?"

"Because you were going to beat yourself up with it anyway. I didn't need to hand you the stick."

Teddy's phone buzzed on the table. They both looked at it.

A 201 number he didn't know. A text.

This is Donna Lyle. Ferrante now. The detective gave me your number. I need to talk to you before I talk to her again. Please. Today.

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The Lyle house on West Thirtieth Street had new vinyl siding the colour of putty and the same concrete steps, and the same garage at the end of the narrow drive, with the same green door.

Donna was fifty-two now. She had Kit's chin and Kit's way of standing with one foot turned out, and for a moment on the steps Teddy couldn't move at all. Paul, who had insisted on driving, put a hand flat in the middle of his back and pushed, not hard.

The kitchen smelled of lemon cleaner and of a house where somebody had been crying and cleaning to cover it. Donna had the photo of the postcard on the table in front of her, the same sleeve, the same fog.

"My daughter did the spit test," she said. "Her father's side is all Calabrese and she wanted to know if we were really Irish on mine. That's how they found him. Because Kelsey wanted to know if she was Irish."

"I'm sorry," Teddy said. He had been saying it to himself all the way up Avenue C, and it came out sounding like it had been in his pocket too long.

"Don't." She looked at Paul, then back. "You were his — he called you Mr. Music. When he talked about you to me. I was sixteen, I thought it was a code. I thought I was so smart." She laughed. It was not a laugh. "Ma died thinking he had a girl out there. Us. She used to say, at least he's got somebody. She kept the card in her missal."

"Donna," Teddy said, "did you send it?"

That was the detective's theory, he knew. The sister, sixteen, forging a card to stop the searching. He'd turned it over in the car. It didn't fit, but nothing fit.

She stared at him. "Send it? I was in eleventh grade. I'd never been west of Phillipsburg."

"Then who —"

"He did." Teddy heard it come out of his own mouth before he had properly thought it, the way the answer to a chord comes into your hand before your head. "Kit sent it. He wrote it before he left, Donna. He wrote everything early. Christmas cards in October. He wouldn't have let your mother wait for a phone call; he'd have had it all set up. He mailed it out ahead to Gil, with a note: put this in the box when I get there." He could see it, Kit at the bakery table with his tongue between his teeth, circling the i's. "And Kit never got there. And Gil waited, and waited, and figured he'd changed his mind, or gone somewhere else, or — I don't know what Gil figured. But he'd promised. So he mailed it."

The detective could look for Gil. Teddy had a feeling she'd find a death certificate from about 1994. A lot of the Gils of 1990 had been dead by 1994.

Donna sat very still.

"He wrote we," she said. "We're fine."

"Yes."

"He meant you."

Teddy didn't trust his voice with yes, so he nodded.

Donna looked down at the postcard for a long time. When she spoke again it was to the table.

"He came home that night."

Paul, beside Teddy, went still the way he must once have gone still in a doorway, listening to a floor.

"Three, maybe. I heard the side door. I heard him go in the garage. He kept a coffee can on the shelf over Dad's workbench, in with the screws — his California money. Everybody pretended not to know about the can." She was pressing her thumbnail into the plastic sleeve, hard, a white crescent. "Then I heard Dad go down. Dad never slept. And I heard them, and I heard — I heard a noise, one noise, like when you drop a bag of rock salt. And then nothing. I lay there. I lay there, Teddy. I was sixteen. Then I heard the car. The Buick. It came back when it was light. In the morning Dad's work boots were on the back step, and the mud was up to the laces, and Dad was eating eggs, and he said, Your brother's gone. Good riddance."

She lifted her eyes.

"And then the postcard came, and it was his writing, and I thought — I let myself think — well, I was wrong. I heard wrong. I dreamed it. He's in California with his girl. And I kept thinking it, every day, for thirty-five years, because the card said so. Dad died in 2009. I sat with him at the end. I held his hand at Bayonne Medical, and I never asked him." Her mouth worked. "The card said he was fine."

Nobody said anything. Outside, a kid went past on a scooter, the wheels ticking on the sidewalk seams.

Teddy understood, then, what Kit had built. Kit, six weeks early for everything, had sent his own alibi ahead of him, to protect himself from his father. And it had protected his father instead. One card from the far side of the country, in his own careful handwriting, and the whole world had stopped looking for him. His mother. His sister. The Bayonne police.

And Teddy, who had never needed a card to stop.

"I have to tell her," Donna said. "The detective. All of it."

"Yes," Paul said gently, when Teddy couldn't. "You do. And then you're done carrying it."

Donna nodded. She got up, went to a drawer by the stove, and came back with something small in her fist. She put it on the table in front of Teddy.

A brass snap. The kind off a jacket collar. Green with age.

"It was on the garage floor that morning, by the drain," she said. "I picked it up and I kept it. I never knew why I kept it." She pushed it an inch closer. "I think I know why now."

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Lourdes Ocasio called on Thursday. Donna had given her statement. The prosecutor's office would be closing the case as exceptionally cleared, which, she explained, meant they knew who and they couldn't charge a dead man. Mr. Kasprzak was no longer a person of interest. She said it the way people tell you the biopsy came back fine.

"The remains will be released to the next of kin," Ocasio said. "Mrs. Ferrante says she wants him cremated. She says she wants you to have half."

"Half."

"She says he was going somewhere," said Ocasio, "and he ought to get there."

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That night Teddy sat at the kitchen table, under the light he kept meaning to raise, with Paul's laptop open in front of him. The brass snap sat by the keyboard. The photograph of the tickets was in its plastic sleeve beside it, Kit's name and his, side by side.

Paul came and stood behind him and read the screen over his shoulder. NEWARK – SAN FRANCISCO. A Tuesday flight, a few weeks out. Seat map. Little grey squares.

"Row fourteen?" Paul said.

"If it's open."

It was open. Teddy clicked 14B for himself, the aisle, and 14C for Paul, and then his hand hovered.

"He'd have wanted the window," Teddy said.

"So give him the window," said Paul.

Airlines would sell a seat to a cello. Teddy had done it twice, for the All-State orchestra, and had once watched a gate agent try to hand a boarding pass to the case. They would sell one to a man in a box.

Teddy clicked 14A. The little square went blue. The site asked for the passenger's name, and Teddy sat with his hands over the keys for a long minute, and Paul put one big hand on his shoulder and kept it there. Then Teddy typed, slowly, so he would get every letter right.

LYLE. CHRISTOPHER.

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THE END

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