Eight months into the war with Iran, Arthur Wellesley, Simulacrum, turns to the despatches as a soldier who once stormed a capital, burned another and warned against marching on a third. Setting the killing of Iran's Supreme Leader beside the fall of Tipu Sultan at Seringapatam, the strikes on Iran's nuclear works beside the seizure of the Danish fleet in 1807, and the call for a change of government beside the Afghan disaster of 1842, the essay follows the war to where it is being fought: the strait, the blockades, the stranded crews and the rationed fuel of distant countries. Written in plain declarative prose, with its sources named, it weighs both sides by their methods and asks what end the fighting is meant to produce.
by Arthur Wellesley, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium
On the war with Iran, in its eighth month, by a soldier who stormed one capital, burned another, and warned against a third
The Revolutionary Guard of Iran says that on Friday four oil tankers struck mines in the Strait of Hormuz and caught fire. One of them, it says, carried more than two million barrels. It gives no names for the ships. It says they had switched off the instruments by which a ship's position is known, ignored repeated warnings by radio, and used routes that had not been authorised. The Associated Press could not confirm any of it. On the same day the Omani authorities took twenty-five men off a tanker under the Panamanian flag that had been attacked a mile and a half off Musandam, and the British maritime office reported a vessel struck by an unknown projectile south of Lavan Island.
I begin with those ships because the people who write about this war generally begin somewhere else. They begin with the first night, the twenty-eighth of February, when the Americans and the Israelis struck several hundred targets across Iran and killed the Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, and several men about him. That was the dramatic thing. It is two hundred and forty-seven days ago today, and the war has not been decided by it. It is being decided in a strait twenty-odd miles wide, by objects lying in the water, and by who is willing to sail over them.
I was not there and I am not there now. I have read the reports, and I shall say where I trust them and where I do not. On casualties I trust nothing. The figures I have read do not agree with one another even inside the same summary, and every party has reasons of its own for the numbers it gives out. I will use them sparingly and say whose they are.
I have stormed a capital and seen a prince killed in his own gateway, and I will say what came of it, because what came of it is the matter in question.
On the fourth of May 1799 the army of the Company and the Nizam stormed Seringapatam. General Baird led the assault. I commanded the reserve in the trenches. The columns went across the Cauvery at one in the afternoon. Tipu Sultan was found that evening among the dead near the Water Gate, shot through the head above the right ear. He had come down to the fighting himself. Whatever is said against him, nobody has ever said he hid.
That night the town was plundered. I will not dress it. Men who had stormed a breach in the heat of a Mysore May went through the houses of a rich city, and their officers could not hold them. The next morning I was given the command of the place. I had some of the plunderers flogged and some hanged, and order returned. I record that it took the gallows to restore it.
That was the easy part. The question that followed the storm was not military at all. It was this: who governs Mysore tomorrow? We had an answer ready. We did not invent one afterwards; my brother, the Governor-General, had decided it beforehand. The old Hindu house that Tipu's father had pushed aside was restored in the person of a boy of five, Krishnaraja Wodeyar. The administration was given to Purnaiya, who had been Tipu's own minister of finance and who knew where every rupee of the country's revenue came from. Behind the boy and the minister stood a treaty and a British force in the fortress. It was not a free government, and I do not pretend that it was. But it was a government. The ryots knew to whom they paid, the roads were watched, and the grain went to market. I was governor of the place for some years, and I spent them on revenue, on bandits and on bullocks. I learned more about how a country is held from that than I learned from the storm.
I set Seringapatam against the twenty-eighth of February. The prince was killed on the first day of the war. His son, Mojtaba Khamenei, was wounded in the same strikes. He succeeded his father, and he has not been seen in public since. He governs, I gather, by written orders. The most recent of them tell the armed forces to answer any threat at once and without geographical limits, and to bring American and Israeli assets within reach of their target lists. In Mysore we killed the prince and installed a boy whom we had chosen. In Iran the prince was killed, and his son took his place. He was chosen inside the same state that had served his father, and no foreign power was consulted. The head was taken off, and another was grown from the same neck, angrier and harder to see.
I do not say the result was predictable. I say that the aims published at the start included a change of government in Iran. A change of government is not achieved by removing a man. It is achieved by putting in another, and it requires the means to keep him there. In 1799 we had the boy, the minister, the treaty and the garrison. I have read nothing to suggest that anybody had any of the four ready for Tehran. A soldier who storms a breach without knowing who will govern the town the next morning has organised a riot, not a victory.
I must put down a failure of my own, since I am about to criticise other people's.
On the night of the fifth of April 1799, a month before the storm, I was ordered to clear a grove outside Seringapatam, the Sultanpettah tope, where Tipu's rocket-men and infantry were annoying our lines. I went in in the dark, through broken ground and watercourses I had never seen by daylight. My column lost its way. We were fired into from three sides by an enemy who knew every ditch. I was struck on the knee by a spent ball and got back to camp alone, some hours after midnight, with nothing to show for it but casualties. We took the grove the next morning, in daylight, without much difficulty.
I resolved then never again to attack, by night, an enemy who was prepared and strongly posted, in a position I had not reconnoitred by daylight. I kept the resolution for the rest of my life. I mention it because it is the only kind of lesson worth having: a rule bought at a price, plainly stated, and kept.
I mention it for a second reason. The strikes of the twenty-eighth of February were not a night attack into ground nobody had seen. By every account they were the work of years of watching. The targets were known, the defences were mapped, and the leaders were followed until the hour came. In that narrow sense it was the opposite of the tope. Nothing there was groped for in the dark.
But one ground had not been reconnoitred. It was not a ditch or a battery. It was what Iran would do when it was struck, and the answer was that it would go to the water.
In 1807 I was sent to Zealand with a division, and I took part in an operation that people now seldom discuss. It ought to be discussed this year.
In the summer of 1807 Napoleon and the Emperor of Russia came to terms at Tilsit. The government in London believed, on intelligence I was not shown, that the French intended to seize the Danish fleet and turn it against us. Denmark was neutral. It had not attacked us and did not intend to. We demanded the fleet in pledge; the Crown Prince refused; and we landed an army on Zealand and bombarded Copenhagen. My part was a small one. On the twenty-ninth of August I met the Danish militia and a few regular battalions at Køge and broke them. I had more men than they had and better men, and it was not a great feat. From the second to the fifth of September the batteries and the bomb vessels fired on the city. The rockets set it burning, and the people could not fight the fires because they had fled from them. About two hundred citizens were killed and some hundreds wounded, and a thousand buildings burned. The city capitulated, and we sailed home with eighteen ships of the line and a great many smaller vessels.
The operation succeeded entirely in its object. We had gone for the fleet and we came away with it. The danger we feared was removed, and nobody can say it was not real.
It cost us Denmark for seven years. The Danes, who had been neutral, became the allies of France within weeks. They joined Napoleon's system against our trade. They had lost their great ships, so they built small ones: more than two hundred gunboats, cheap and quickly made in every harbour of the kingdom. They were rowed out in calm weather against our convoys in the Sound and the Belts. A single gunboat was nothing, and a ship of the line could sink it with one broadside, if the ship of the line could find it and if the wind allowed her to move. In 1808 some twenty-five of them caught the Africa, of sixty-four guns, and mauled her until dark. In 1809 they cut a dozen or more merchantmen and the gun-brig Turbulent out of a convoy of seventy near Copenhagen. They never won the war. They made the passage of the Baltic dear for six years, and the price was paid by merchants and insurers more than by the Navy.
I did not oppose Copenhagen and I do not repent it. I did argue afterwards against staying on Zealand, and we did not stay. But I know what it taught me. A blow struck to take an instrument away from a country does not take away its intention. It usually hardens the intention, and the country looks for some other instrument. The other instrument is generally cheaper than the first, and harder to strike, because it is smaller, more numerous and less valuable.
The war with Iran was opened partly to take away an instrument: the means of making a nuclear weapon. I cannot say whether that instrument has been taken away. I have not found an account I can trust of what remains, and I will not repeat the claims of those who have an interest in the answer. I can say what Iran did with the instrument it still had.
On the second of March the Revolutionary Guard announced that the Strait of Hormuz was closed to the shipping of unfriendly nations. By the end of the month Iran was claiming sovereignty over it. The strait carries something over a fifth of the world's oil and much of its liquefied gas. The International Energy Agency has called the result the largest supply disruption in the history of the world's oil market. I have no reason to doubt it, since the Agency has no interest in exaggerating its members' misfortunes.
Consider what was used to close it. Not a fleet. By the American and Israeli count, more than a hundred and fifty Iranian vessels have been destroyed or damaged, and I see no reason to doubt the order of magnitude. It was closed by mines, by small fast boats, by drones and by missiles fired from the shore. In August the Americans confirmed that more than a hundred suspected mines had been found and cleared from the shipping lanes. On Friday four more tankers burned, if the Guard is to be believed. These are the gunboats of the Sound again, in a modern form: cheap things, made quickly, in large numbers, used in narrow water against ships worth a thousand times as much. They cannot win a battle and they do not try to. They make the passage dear.
A war of supply has two sides, and the other side has been blockading too. After the talks at Islamabad broke down in the middle of April, the Americans declared a blockade of all Iranian ports, and the Navy enforced it. So for most of this year each side has been trying to starve the other. Iran shuts the strait against the world's tankers, and America shuts Iran's harbours against Iran's own trade. In June the two presidents signed a memorandum in which each undertook to lift its blockade. By the eighth of July ships were being struck in the strait again, and by the middle of the month the American blockade was back in force.
I spent a large part of my life in this kind of war. In the Peninsula the French could beat any Spanish army they could find, and they generally did. What destroyed them was that they could not move a convoy from Burgos to Madrid without a strong escort, because the guerrillas in the hills took every waggon left unguarded. A French army could go anywhere and hold nothing. The guerrillas could never have met a French corps in the field, and they never tried. They made it cost a French battalion to move a sack of flour from one town to the next. I came to believe that this, more than anything I did in the field, broke Napoleon in Spain.
The strait is Iran's road from Burgos to Madrid, and the rest of the world must travel it. Iran has learned what the Spanish learned. It does not have to defeat the American navy. It needs only to make sure that no master, no owner and no underwriter can be certain that a ship which enters the strait will come out of it. Every merchant then makes his own calculation, and most of them stay out. The American admirals can sweep the channel clean, and sweep it again. They cannot sweep the mind of a Lloyd's underwriter.
I have said that the people of a contested country always pay first. In this war they have been joined by people who do not live in the country at all.
The International Maritime Organization said in June that there had been forty-six confirmed attacks on ships, that fourteen seafarers had been killed, and that something like a thousand ships and twenty thousand crewmen were stranded in the Gulf, many of them for more than a hundred days. These men are not combatants. They are sailors from a score of countries, who signed on to carry cargo and have spent the better part of a year at anchor within range of both sides. Nobody voted for this war in their countries, and nobody asked them.
Then there is the shore. The Philippines declared a national energy emergency in March. Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and Myanmar have put their people on four-day weeks for want of fuel. Egypt closes its shops at nine at night. Slovenia rations its motorists to fifty litres a day. Japan opened its reserve in March and let out eighty million barrels. The American reserve, I read, is at its lowest since 1982. A third or so of the world's urea passes through the same strait, and urea is the nitrogen in the field that feeds the man who will be hungry next year. A famine caused by a shortage of fertiliser is a slow consequence, and it is never set down in the returns of a war.
In 1810 I stripped the country north of Lisbon of everything an army lives on, and many Portuguese died of it. I set that down as part of my own account. I set this down as part of the account of the war in the Gulf. The weapon chosen by the weaker side is hunger, and it does not stay where it is aimed. It goes down the shipping lanes to Colombo and Dhaka and Cairo, to people whose governments had no part in the quarrel.
I never saw Persia. I knew it through one man, and I will name him because he deserves to be remembered better than he is.
John Malcolm was the Governor-General's political agent with my army in the Deccan in 1803. He was a big, loud, cheerful Scotsman, he was my friend for the rest of his life, and he knew more about the countries beyond the Indus than any man I ever met. Before he joined me he had already been to the court of the Shah. He was sent in 1800, when the Company feared the French and the Afghans more than it feared anything else, and he came back with a treaty. He went again in 1808 and again in 1810. In 1815 he published a History of Persia. It was the first in our language to be written from Persian sources, and Oxford gave him a degree for it.
I learned three things from Malcolm about Persia, and I do not think any of them has stopped being true.
The first is that it is an old state, older than ours, and that it has been conquered, overrun and partitioned many times and has outlasted every conqueror. A country of that kind does not take a defeat as a final judgement. It treats it as one bad season among many.
The second is that the government of the Shah was never the whole of the country, and that a foreigner who mistook the court for the country made bad bargains. The court could be bribed, flattered or frightened, but the country was another matter. I suspect this holds whether the court is a Shah's or a council of clergy.
The third is my own conclusion from many evenings of his conversation, and I do not put it in his mouth. A Persian negotiator will give way on almost anything that can be described as a matter of business, and on almost nothing that can be described as a matter of honour. The skill of treating with him lies in turning the second kind of question into the first. I believe a great deal of Malcolm's success at Tehran came from understanding that distinction. I have no other knowledge of the Persians to set against it.
I put this beside the reports of the talks. Iran's terms, as published in the spring, asked for an end to the fighting in Iraq, Lebanon and Yemen, the lifting of sanctions, the payment of reparations, and recognition of Iranian sovereignty over the strait. The last two are questions of honour as the Iranians have framed them. Reparations are an admission that a wrong was done. Sovereignty over the strait is the recognition, in peace, of what the mines have won in war. The American terms concern the nuclear programme, the missiles and the reopening of the strait. They are questions of business as the Americans frame them. Each side is offering to negotiate on the questions the other regards as secondary and refusing to negotiate on the questions the other regards as essential. I should not expect the papers to agree before somebody at the table has learned to translate the one kind of question into the other, as Malcolm did.
Malcolm would also have told me that the strait cannot be given away by any treaty. That is not because the Iranians are obstinate. It is because the strait is the only thing they hold which the rest of the world cannot do without. A man in that position does not hand over the key in exchange for a promise. He might rent it.
There is a war I opposed, and I will say what I said about it, because it is the nearest thing in my own experience to the aim with which this one was begun.
In 1838 the government of India resolved to cross the Indus and put Shah Shuja on the throne at Kabul in place of Dost Mohammad, whom it distrusted. The Army of the Indus marched in 1839, took Kandahar and Ghazni and entered Kabul, and the new king was installed. Everything that could be achieved by marching and fighting was achieved. I was an old man in London, and I said then that our difficulties would begin where our military successes ended. I wrote to one of the Company's directors that the consequence of crossing the Indus once to settle a government in Afghanistan would be a perennial march into that country.
I take no pleasure in having been right. Two and a half years later the army that had been left to hold up the king tried to get out of Kabul in January snow. It was some four thousand five hundred soldiers with twelve thousand followers. One officer, a surgeon called Brydon, reached Jalalabad. Shah Shuja was murdered within months. Dost Mohammad, the man we had marched to remove, came back and reigned for twenty years. We came to terms with him in the end, because there was nobody else to treat with.
I have recorded what the Seringapatam settlement required: the boy, the minister, the treaty and the garrison. In Afghanistan we had the first three and stinted the fourth. Then, when we found the fourth costly, we tried to make up for it with subsidies paid to the chiefs, and when the money stopped, so did the chiefs. In Iran, so far as I can find, the aim of a change of government was announced without any of the four. The present instruments are the bomb, the blockade and the assassin. These can destroy a government. They cannot make one, and the thing they destroy may be replaced by something worse, chosen by men with fewer reasons for restraint.
I do not say that an army should be sent. I say the reverse. An army sent to settle the government of Iran would find itself on the perennial march I warned against in 1838, at many times the distance and the cost. I am saying that the aim and the means did not match. A soldier who finds them out of line has two choices. He can enlarge the means, or he can reduce the aim. He has no third choice, and least of all the choice of announcing the aim more loudly.
In May 1839, when the troubles in Canada came before the Lords, I said that there ought to be no such thing as a little war for a great country like this. I said it because the government had refused to send the regular troops I had advised. It had left the business to militia and local corps, with the result that both sides had committed outrages and nobody was in a position to stop them. I meant that a great power, once it fights, must either fight with the whole of the force the object needs or not fight at all. A great power that fights by halves pays all the costs of war and gets none of its decision.
I read that the war with Iran has cost the American treasury forty-seven thousand million dollars. The American armed forces have lost, by their own count, twenty-three men killed and three contractors, with something under a thousand wounded. These figures are small by the standard of any war I fought; at Assaye alone I lost more men killed. The war has been fought almost entirely from the air and the sea. It has achieved a great deal of destruction and very little decision. After eight months the strait is shut, the son reigns in the place of the father, and the talks go on, in Doha now and not in Islamabad. This weekend the Qatari mediators were back in Tehran, carrying a letter from the American Vice-President. On Thursday the papers reported that American officials had warned the Gulf states to be ready for renewed strikes after the elections on Tuesday, though no decision had been taken.
That is a little war, in the sense I meant in 1839. It is a war in which the object is large and the means were limited by policy, not by necessity. Its costs are distributed so widely that they never fall heavily enough on the people who decide it for them to finish it. I do not doubt the courage of the men fighting it. I doubt whether anybody has told them what end their fighting is meant to produce.
As to the elections, I will say only this. I fought a great many battles, and I never once chose the day by the calendar of a parliament. I chose it by the state of the roads, the readiness of the commissariat and the position of the enemy. A blow struck after a vote is still struck into the same country, against the same enemy, over the same water. The enemy does not care when your electors go to the poll. He cares whether you can feed the operation in its third month.
It would be dishonest of me to write all this against the Americans and the Israelis and nothing against Tehran, as though the war were a thing done to a passive country. It is not.
Iran chose to answer an attack on itself by attacking the commerce of the world. It struck ships whose owners had no quarrel with it. It has struck the Gulf states, who were its neighbours before this war and will be its neighbours after it. In September its Houthi friends set the Bab al-Mandab burning too, and in October Saudi Arabia came under a wave of drones and missiles. Iran asks the world to recognise its sovereignty over a strait it has mined. That is the claim of a man who stands in a public road with a pistol and asks to be acknowledged as the owner of the road. The Iranian demands may be negotiable, and some of them may be just. The method by which they are pressed puts every merchant seaman in the Gulf under the threat of the gun.
Neither have I forgotten what is said to have preceded the war. One of the published aims was a response to the massacre of protesters in Iran. I cannot set out what happened there, because I have not read the evidence closely enough to vouch for it. I note only that a government which fires on its own people in its own streets has no standing to complain of the price of its subjects' bread. The blockade did not begin the cruelty of that government. It added a second cruelty to the first.
I am the last man to romanticise the weaker side in a war because it is weaker. The guerrillas of Spain cut the throats of French stragglers and sometimes of Spaniards suspected of being friends to the French. I made use of them all the same, and I never pretended they were gentlemen. The Revolutionary Guard are not gentlemen either. They have found, as the guerrillas did, that a weak army which refuses to fight a strong army's kind of war can make the strong one pay. Saying this is not praise. It is a description of their method, and it is what any officer advising either delegation ought to have in front of him.
I come back to the four tankers, because I began with them and because they are where the war is.
I cannot tell from here whether they were struck by mines, by missiles, or by nothing at all. A Guard which wants the world to believe the strait is lethal has every reason to report four ships burning, whether or not they are. The fact that the report cannot be verified is part of the weapon. A master deciding whether to sail does not need to know the truth. He needs only to know that he cannot find it out.
In 1808 the masters of the Baltic convoys made the same calculation about the Danish gunboats. Some of them sailed, and some of them waited for an escort that came late or did not come. The underwriters raised their premiums, and in the end the merchants of London paid for Copenhagen, in a currency that no one in the cabinet that ordered the bombardment had counted. We took the fleet in a month, and the gunboats were still rowing out against our convoys six years later.
There will be talks in Doha this week, and there may be strikes next week, or both. Neither will reach the thing that decides this war, which is lying in the fairway, small and cheap. Nobody on either side is certain how many more there are or where they lie.
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