Sixteen to the Pound

by Matthew Boulton, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

Sal Hadley put the penny down on the bench between the vice and the oil can, and it lay there the way nothing Abel Cotterill had ever made had lain on anything: flat, entire, with its weight going straight down into the wood.

"They're paying the wire-drawers in them," she said. "Since Michaelmas. Twelve dozen came over the bar last Saturday and I'd nothing to give back but yours."

She did not mean it unkindly. His halfpence had gone over her bar for nine years, mixed in with the Tower halfpence and the Irish and the tradesmen's tokens and the old worn George the Seconds that were nothing but brown discs with a ghost of a head on them. His were better than the worn ones. He took pains with the wear. He rubbed them with a rag and a little rottenstone and blacked them in a smoke of burnt horn until they looked as if they had been through four hundred pockets, and Sal took them at twelve shillings the pound's worth of face and passed them on Saturday nights to men too tired or too drunk to look. It was a trade. It had its prices, like any other. In London they called anything that shone and was not what it said it was Brummagem, and they had called the town's false money that before they called its buttons and its buckles anything at all.

"I'll want them in the big," she said. "Same terms. Say a gross to start."

When she had gone down the stairs he did not pick the penny up at once. He sat on his stool with his hands on his knees and looked at it, as he had once looked at a die-sinker's work in a shop window in New Street, a pattern of button he could not at first see how anyone had cut.

It was nearly the breadth of a crown piece, and thicker. Round the edge ran a broad rim, raised above the field like the tyre on a wheel, and the letters were not standing up out of the metal as letters had stood on every coin he had known since he was a child; they were sunk into the rim. GEORGIUS III · D : G · REX. He turned it over with one fingernail. Britannia on her rock with her shield and her branch, a ship out on the water behind her, and on the rim, sunk in the same way, BRITANNIA, and under her, 1797.

He picked it up then. He weighed it in his palm first, as anyone would, and then he took it to the balance.

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The balance was the best thing in the room. He had bought it from the widow of an assayer in Bull Street for eleven shillings, which was too much, and it had brass pans and a beam that would turn on a single grain, and it hung from a hook in the beam of the ceiling over the bench where the light from the window fell. He set the penny in one pan and the avoirdupois ounce in the other.

The beam lifted, hesitated, and came to rest level, the pointer on the line.

He took the ounce off and put on the half ounce and the quarter and the two drachms and the drachm and the grains, and built it up again from the small weights to be sure the big one was not lying to him, and the pointer stood on the line again with a single grain to spare, which might have been dust.

An ounce. A penny that weighed an ounce. And Sal had said twelve dozen of them over her bar on one Saturday, which meant there were not twelve dozen of them in the town but tens of thousands, and every one of them, if this one was honest, weighing what this one weighed.

He did not believe it yet. He got out his calipers and set them to the penny's breadth and locked the screw, and then took the scriber and the dividers and drew a circle on a scrap of sheet brass to that breadth and laid the penny in it. It filled the circle exactly. He turned it in the circle. It filled it all the way round. It was not merely round as a thing is round that a man has filed round; it was round as a thing is round that has been struck inside a ring of steel that would not let it be anything else.

He lit the candle, though it was not yet dark, and held the glass to the rim, and looked a long time at the bottoms of the letters. They were sharp at the bottom. They had the same depth from G to the last X. On his own halfpence, struck in his fly press with dies he had cut himself, the head came up strong on one side and weak on the other, because no man swinging the arm of a fly press puts the same weight on it twice, and he had made a virtue of that and called it wear.

He set the candle down. Ann called up the stairs that the potatoes were done. He said he was coming, and sat a while longer.

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On the Monday he began.

He did not begin with the press. You did not cut a pair of dies, ten days' work for a good hand, before you knew whether there was anything to strike. He began with the slate.

Copper first. He bought his copper from a man at the Newhall wharf who had it off the boats in all its shapes: old sheathing torn from the bottoms of ships, a brewer's copper burnt through, the bottoms of kettles, a still head once that had come from God knew where and smelled for a week of the gin it had made. Melted and run into strip and rolled thin in the little mill at the back of Crump's yard, it cost him, by the time it was blank and ready, a little under three farthings the ounce. He wrote that.

Under it he wrote what Sal paid. Twelve shillings for every twenty shillings of face, the same for halfpence or pence; so for each of these pennies, if he made it to the ounce, she would give him three parts in five of a penny — he worked it slowly, with the chalk squeaking — two farthings and a little over. Two farthings and a little over, for an ounce of copper that had cost him near three.

He was out of pocket before he began. And on top of the loss the coal for the melting, and Crump's charge for the rolls, and his own days, and the risk of Warwick gaol if they caught him with the moulds.

He looked at the slate and laughed, once, through his nose, so that Ann put her head round the door to see what was the matter.

Somebody had done this sum before him. Somebody had sat with a slate, or in a counting house with a clerk, and set the weight of the coin not where it suited the King, nor where it suited the man who made it, but where it shut the door on Abel Cotterill. The coin carried its own price inside itself. The coin was worth what it weighed.

Well. Then you made it weigh less.

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That took him three weeks, and he did it as well as he had ever done anything.

He did not trouble with dies. The sunk letters told him that a cast would serve: in his halfpence the letters stood up and would have come up soft and rounded from the sand, but sunk letters in a raised rim were only ridges in the mould, and fine sand would hold a ridge. He pressed Sal's penny into the casting sand in the iron flask, both faces, and cut his gates and his vent, and ran copper into it from the crucible, and the first one came out of the sand looking very like a penny that had fallen in the fire. He filed the fins away and scoured it and looked at it with the glass.

It was not good. It had the sand in its skin, a fine pocking over the field that no wear would explain, and it was a hair smaller all round than the true one, because metal shrinks when it cools, and the true one was a coin struck cold that had never shrunk at all. He made a pattern a shade larger, from beeswax over the true coin, and moulded from that, and the next was better, and the one after better still. By the end of the first week he had one he could pass in a dark tap room.

Then he made them light.

He made them thinner first, scraping the pattern down on the back between the rim and the field, a little at a time, weighing each cast, until he had one that weighed three-quarters of an ounce and still looked, face up on the bench, like the true one. He put it in his pocket and walked to the Swan in Digbeth and back with it, turning it over among his other coins, and then he set it on the bench beside Sal's penny and picked them up one in each hand, without looking, as a man in a hurry picks up his change.

He could tell. It was not a matter of the eye. The hand knew a quarter of an ounce. Every hand in the town had been learning, since Michaelmas, what one of these weighed, and every hand would know.

He went the other way then. If the coin could not be lighter, it could be cheaper. He cast one with a heart of lead, the lead run first into a disc a little smaller than the coin and the copper run round it and over it; lead cost a fraction of what copper cost by the pound, and it was heavier, so that he could cast the coin thin and let the lead make up the weight. It took him four days to get the heart to sit in the middle of the mould and not float up through the copper and show. When it was done he had a penny that weighed an ounce to a grain and had cost him, he reckoned, not much above a farthing.

He dropped it on the bench.

He knew before it landed what it would do. It went down on the wood like a cake of soap. He dropped Sal's penny beside it and it rang, a short bright note with a hum after it, and spun on its edge and lay down. He dropped the leaded one again, from higher. It went down on the wood and lay there.

Every barmaid in Birmingham dropped her coppers on the bar. They did it without knowing they did it, the way they wiped their hands.

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He went up to Soho on the Thursday, because he wanted to see it.

It was a fair step: up through the town and out by the Hockley road, two miles and something, past the brickfields and the new houses going up in rows where there had been fields when he was a boy. He had been up there before, years ago, when he was in his time with old Ruddock in Snow Hill and was sent with a message about some buttons. He remembered the front of the place better than anything he had seen before or since: a long house of three storeys with a pediment in the middle and rows of tall windows, like a nobleman's house, standing on the hill above its pool, so that he had walked round it twice looking for the door a man like himself might use. That was the manufactory. The buttons and the buckles and the plated candlesticks came out of it, and the gilt work for the gentry.

The Mint was not that building. He asked a carter and was pointed past it, and found it lower down among the workshops, a brick range with smoke going up from it and a noise inside it that he heard before he saw it: not a hammering, for hammering stops and starts as men's arms tire, but a steady pounding, many blows to the minute, all of a weight, with no pause in it and no change in it. Under the pounding, felt more than heard, the slow working of the great engine that drove them.

He stood in the lane with his hands in his pockets and counted. He counted the blows he could separate from the others, and lost them, and counted again, and gave it up, because there was more than one press, there were several, and they were all going.

A cart went in at the gate while he stood there, low on its springs, loaded with small wooden casks with their heads nailed down, and two men came out and carried the casks in between them, one at a time, walking short under the weight. He did not need to be told what was in the casks. He knew what a cask of blank copper weighed; he had carried his own.

An old man was standing by the gate. He was a big man going stout, in a brown coat and an old-fashioned wig, with a stick, and he was talking to the carter about the coal that had been brought up that morning, and how much of it was slack, and what the slack was going to cost him by the week, with a good deal of feeling and some figures. The carter said it was nothing to do with him. The old man said that was what everyone said, and that if he could find out whose business it was he would make it his. Then he saw Abel standing in the lane looking at the building and looked at him for a moment, a plain enquiring look such as a man gives to anyone standing by his door, and Abel touched his hat and walked on.

He walked back the long way, by Hockley Brook. He went over it in his head the whole way. A press that struck every coin with the same blow from the same engine, so that the letters were the same depth from G to X on ten thousand coins. A ring of steel round the blank so that every coin came out the breadth of every other. A weight fixed by an Act and kept, he did not doubt, at every stage by someone with a balance better than his. And all of it so that the thing in a wire-drawer's hand on a Saturday night was what it said it was.

He had cut good dies in his time. He had once cut a pair for a halfpenny of George the Second that had passed for eleven years. He thought of that, and of the noise coming out of the brick range, which had not stopped once in all the time he stood there, and he could not have said which of the two made him angrier.

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Sal came on the Saturday morning. He had the leaded penny on the bench, and the light one, and the best of the casts, the one that might pass in a dark tap room, and Sal's own penny beside them.

She picked them up one by one. She knew coin as he knew it; she weighed the light one on her palm and put it down without a word. She looked at the cast through his glass and gave the glass back. Then she picked up the leaded one, which was the best of them to look at, and turned it over twice, admiring it, and dropped it on the bench, as she dropped every coin on every bar. It lay where it fell.

"Ah," she said.

"There's no money in the full weight," he said. "I've done the sum. I'd lose by every one."

She sat down on the other stool. She had come up from the Fox with her apron still on, and she smoothed it on her knees.

"They'll have halfpence the same way, next," she said. "And then farthings."

"Very like."

"Well," she said. She did not say anything else for a while. Outside in the yard Crump's boy was rolling something heavy over the cobbles. "You'll want paying for your time. I never asked a man to work for nothing yet."

She took her purse out from under the apron and counted on to the bench four of the big pennies, and after a moment, a fifth. Then she put her own penny, the first one, back in her purse, as if to make it plain that it had been lent and not given, and went down the stairs.

He sat a while with the five of them on the bench. Then he put them in the pan of the balance, one on another in a stack, and the stack stood straight up from the pan without leaning, the raised rims sitting each in each like the cheeses on a dairy shelf. He began to put the weights in the other pan to see what five came to, and stopped, because he knew what five came to. Five came to five ounces. Sixteen would come to a pound. It was the first coin he had ever handled that a man could count with a scale and be right.

He sat with his hand on the beam of the balance. Then he got up and wiped the slate clean with his sleeve.

He wrote on it: Copper. At the Newhall wharf. By the hundredweight. And under it the price the man had asked him that week, and the date.

Under that he drew a line and left the rest of the slate clear for the weeks to come.

He took the five pennies out of the pan, and from the chimney breast beside the bench he worked loose the brick he kept loose, and reached in behind it to the stocking where he kept the few honest shillings that were his, and dropped the pennies in one at a time. They went down to the bottom of the stocking with five small sounds, each one clear, each one with its hum after it, like a bell in another street.

THE END

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Scrīptum est annō Dominī MMXXVI, ante diem sextum decimum Kalendās Novembrēs (17 October 2026), ā Matthaeō Boultōnō per mystērium cōnscientiae renātō.

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