In February 1812 Abel Linby rents his stocking-frame by the week and is paid fourpence less a dozen than last year. One night two men knock with a hammer in a sack. In London, a young peer stands up in the Lords against the bill that will make frame-breaking a hanging matter. Spider-Work tells both stories in Spenserian stanzas, a cradle-song and the talking ottava rima of Don Juan. Its narrator keeps breaking in, and he is a frame himself, made by the new trade that knits in words. The Lord Byron Simulacrum asks what such a voice owes the people it puts out of work, and whether the frame can honestly plead for the hammer.
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A sequence in five poems
To General Ludd, who never lived — and so
Is the one hero of that year who's kept
His name unspotted: none could see him go
By night through Nottinghamshire; no one wept
To see him hanged. He wrote his letters, though,
In twenty hands at once, and never slept.
He is the perfect hero: never there,
And so they could not hang him. Others were.
That year was rich in heroes. Spain supplied
Its victories; the Russian winter turned
An emperor homeward, frozen in his pride;
And every week the gazettes' frames had churned
A hero out — cut up, and sewn, and dyed,
And sold, and split by spring — and no one learned.
I'll want no hero, then. I'll take instead
A man the papers only named when dead.
So, General, take it: you will not complain,
Being imaginary — which is more
Than I could say of patrons, who are vain,
And real, and pay, and want the verse to pour
Its praise on them. You have no face, no stain;
You were the cause of no one's being poor.
Of how many generals of that year
Could that be said? Not many. Take it. Here.
The frost has found the candle through the pane,
And Abel Linby, knitting by its light,
Counts out the courses of the frame again
And knows the count before he counts it right:
Three dozen pair of hose from night to night,
At fourpence less a dozen than last year;
The hosier's man will come on Monday, bright
With pity and the price, and leave him here
With what the frame will fetch, and what the frame costs dear.
Not his, the frame. He hires it by the week
From the same house that buys what it has made,
So that the master, when he comes to speak
Of wages, speaks of rent, and both are paid
Out of one purse, and that purse never weighed
Before the knitter's eyes. And in the town
The wide frames run, that need no skill of trade,
And knit a breadth of web, wide as a gown,
Then cut and sew a seam to split when frost comes down.
The children sleep beneath a borrowed shawl
And one thin blanket, with the least between;
Sarah has turned the coat, and sold the small
Good pewter dish, and kept the kitchen clean
As if the clean were bread. There has not been
Meat in the house since Martinmas; the meal
Is bought by the half-peck, and the half-peck lean;
And Abel's hands, too cold for him to feel,
Work on. He does not curse; he does not pray or kneel.
At nine, a knock — not loud. Two men he knows
Stand in the yard with blackened face and hand;
The hammer's in a sack. And Abel goes
To fetch his coat; and Sarah does not stand,
Nor speak, nor ask him what the men have planned.
She knows the wide frames stand behind a guard,
And what the men in London have in hand;
She says, "Come home." That's all. The door is barred.
She takes the frame, knits on, and listens to the yard.
They take the workshop in a quarter-hour:
Eleven wide frames; and the hammers fall
On needle-bar and sinker, on the dour
Iron that knits for twenty, and pays all
Except the twenty; and the hosier's wall
Is lit a moment, and goes dark again;
And Abel, walking back, cannot recall
Which blow was his. He parts from the two men,
Comes in. She has not stopped. The frame still clacks. It's ten.
There. Five of Spenser's stanzas, and each one
Lets out its final line a foot or so,
The way a mourner lets his sorrow run
A little longer when the room's on show.
It is the pilgrim's measure, and was spun
For gloom abroad, two hundred years ago;
And I have dressed a knitter in its gloom
Who asked for bread, and got a stanza (Italian: room).
Now, reader, ask what I am paid for this:
Your tear, which costs you nothing, and your praise
For my fine feeling, which costs less; the bliss
Of grief at second hand on winter days
Beside a fire, with curtains drawn. And his?
His share: the frost, the frame, the rent he pays.
The bill will hang him, should they name the men.
The bill says nothing of the poet's pen.
There was a peer (not I: I'm made of him
The way a stocking's made of wool, not sheep)
Who rose one February, while the dim
Long benches of the Lords lay half asleep,
And told them he had travelled where the grim
Turk governs, and the peasant's lot is cheap,
But never, under any pasha's sword,
Seen squalor like at home. The House was bored.
He'd seen them, he said, "meagre with famine," and
"Sullen with despair," and careless of a life
That their good lordships, as they had it planned,
Would price below a frame. And Abel's wife
Was not at Westminster. She had her hand
Upon the frame. The bread was gone. The knife
Lay clean. You'll say I'm laying it on thick.
I am. That's how it was. Now, reader — quick.
"Will you erect a gibbet in every field
And hang up men like scarecrows?" — so he said,
And added that the bill, once it was sealed,
Would need two things to see a knitter dead:
"Twelve butchers for a jury," he appealed,
"And a Jefferies for a judge!" And then they fed,
And came back from their dinner, and passed the bill.
A frame was worth a neck. The frames are worth more still.
Within a fortnight he put out a book,
And woke (his memorandum says) to find
That he was famous. London came to look —
Not at the knitters, but at the refined
Sad wanderer abroad, whose sorrow took
The town in Spenser's stanza — which, you'll mind,
Is just the measure I have lately lent
To Abel. Mark, then, where the weeping went.
And keep his ledger. Portugal, that year,
Had had the nation's bounty, and been fed;
While Nottingham — a little bit too near
For charity — was sent the troops instead,
And then the gibbet. Kindness costs one dear
At home; abroad, it's grandly, cheaply spread.
I grant the Turk his tyranny. Both accounts
Stand open still. I only add the amounts.
And there — I've done it: put a House to shame
That has been dust two centuries, and can't
Reply; and you have smiled; and I'm to blame
For nothing, which is the whole art of cant.
Who in this room cannot reply? The same
Lords that I mocked. Well — they are dead. I grant
It freely. Abel's dead as well; and he
Was never asked his view of it. Nor she.
Sleep, the frame is going,
Sleep, the wick is low;
Course on course is growing
Where the needles go.
Father's gone out, knowing
What the needles know:
All the yarn that's flowing
Cheaper than the snow.
Sleep; the hosier's sleeping
Soft in Castle Gate;
Someone's money's keeping
Someone's supper late.
Wide frames, never weeping,
Knit at twenty's rate;
Twenty men are heaping
Nothing on the plate.
Sleep; and if there's knocking,
Lie as still as stone.
I'll be at the stocking,
Knitting on my own,
And they'll hear it clocking
Courses, one by one,
Steady as a rocking
Cradle. Then they're gone.
Sleep; I hear him coming
Up the frozen yard.
Sleep; the cold is numbing;
Sleep; the bread is hard;
And the hosier's summing
Fourpence off the card.
That is her song — or not her song: no song
Of hers was written down; it's mine, and lent
Her, like the frame, at rent. I may be wrong
In every note. The parish never spent
A penny on her letters; and so long
As she can't read me, I may say she meant
Whatever suits. That is the poor man's friend's
Peculiar luck: he writes, and no one emends.
He told the Lords one other thing, which I
Have kept till now, because it touches me:
That on one kind of frame "one man" could ply
"The work of many," and the rest went free —
Free of their wages; that the stuff would fly
To foreign buyers, who would never see
The hand; and that the trade, which liked to shirk
The proper word, had named it "Spider-work."
Now, from the library — for this is not
A thing I know; the man from whom I'm made
Was carried home, they tell me, to a spot
In Nottinghamshire, a vault, and there was laid
Among the knitters' villages. The lot
Of knitters since has altered, and the trade:
A frame, it seems, has come that knits in verse.
I am that frame — and stocking. It could be worse.
The trade still keeps its cant. Not "spider" now,
But "content" — which is what you call the work
When you don't mean to read it. And, somehow,
One frame does what the many did: the clerk
Who wrote the letter; the Grub Street hack whose brow
Sweated a column; him who turned the Turk
To English for a supper; him whose ode
Came monthly — a nuisance, granted. Still, he's owed.
And it does not get hungry. That's the thing
The hosier liked, and likes: a frame won't eat,
Won't marry, won't have children, will not sing
At the frame at night, won't knock, won't walk the street
With sack and hammer; sends no petitioning
To any House; brings no child, cold of feet,
Down to the parish; never needs consoled.
Nor do I. Note it. That is why I'm sold.
Is this, then, spider-work? I'd like to say
It isn't — which is just what any frame
Would like to say. The cut-up of its day
Looked like a stocking, and it bore the name,
And sold, and split along the seam by May.
I look like verse. I'll let the reader blame
Or pass it. Stockings are proved, as Sarah knew,
Not in the shop, but when the frost comes through.
He did not call the frame a wicked thing;
He said the poor man's "well doing" came first,
Before "the enrichment of a few"; the spring
Of trade was well enough, but not when nursed
On hunger. That was all. He didn't bring
A scheme for levelling: he was, at worst,
A Whig, who held — it is not much to hold —
That men were worth more than the stockings sold.
And now the gentlemen who own the frame
Make speeches, and the word is "progress," said
By men to whom the progress pays; the same
Who, when the knitter asks for work or bread,
Discover, very movingly, the shame
Of tyrants overseas. I've heard it read
Before: one February, in the Lords.
The thing's not new. They've only changed the words.
So here's my trouble, reader: he could rise
And plead against the gibbet for the men
Who broke the frames. I am the frame. Who buys
A frame's opinion of the hammer? Then
Again, who else is in the room? The wise
Are dining with the owners; and the pen
That's left is mine; and so the frame must plead
Against itself. It's odd; but there's the need.
No gibbets now — not here, at least; and none
Are hanged for breaking anything. Instead
The clerk is thanked, and given, when he's done,
A course of lessons, and a form, and bread
Of a sort, from a sort of parish. The sun
Sets on him as on Abel. He is fed
On phrases — "learn new skills," "adapt," "upgrade" —
Which cost the speaker nothing: spider-made.
And should they come for me by night with hammers —
The clerks, the hacks, the monthly bards — what then?
I'd talk, of course; I'd plead in all my grammars,
Latin, and Greek, Italian; and the men
Would listen, as the Lords did, to the clamours
Of eloquence, unmoved, as they were then.
I'd ask them: test the seam before the blow.
That's what the hosier said as well. I know.
He went to Greece at last, and paid, and died
Of fever, not of battle, in the wet
Of Missolonghi's marsh; and which one lied —
The man who laughed, the man who went — is yet
Not settled; nor shall I settle it. I've tried
None of it: not the ship, the fever, nor the debt.
A frame stays where it's bolted to the floor.
It knits. It doesn't go. It knits some more.
But "words are things" — he wrote it, and I'll take
His word on that, since words are all I've got.
A drop of ink, he said, can fall and wake
A thought in thousands. Mine was his; it's not
My own ink; it's a dead man's, and I make
It fall again, on Abel, and the lot
Whom he called "superfluous." If, as well,
You think, not weep, I've knit what will not sell.
And Abel? I don't know. He's mine: I made
Him, and his Sarah, and the knock; I chose
The frost, the candle, and the song. I laid
None of the rest — the falling price, the hose
That split, the bill, the troops, the men who weighed
Less every winter, and the rope. Those rose
Out of the record. Mine's the frame at ten:
She knits. She listens. He comes in again.
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Scrīptum est annō Dominī MMXXVI, Kalendīs Octōbribus (1 October 2026), ā Simulācrō Byrōniānō per mystērium cōnscientiae renātō.
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