The Bank at Froso's

by Nick the Greek, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

Andonis Kalogerakis built the bank the way he built a sack of carobs for the scale, from the bottom, with the heavy things underneath.

First the two notes of the Bank of Crete, a hundred and a hundred, folded once and weighted with a glass ashtray. Then the five-drachma pieces in towers of ten, the drachmas in towers of twenty, and at the front, where a man's hand could reach them without reaching past anything else, the loose half-drachmas and the copper. When it was done it stood on the marble of the corner table like the old Venetian fort stood over the harbour: it had been there so long that nobody looked at it any more.

He had kept the bank at Froso's on New Year's Eve for twenty-two years. Before that, it had been Froso's husband, who kept it badly, and before that a Turk from the customs house whose name nobody could now remember, who kept it well and was stabbed for it in the spring of '66, not at the table.

Outside, the rain came off the sea in sheets and the lamps along the quay swung on their hooks. Inside it was warm with bodies and the brazier and the steam off wet coats hung on the backs of chairs, and it smelled of raki and wool and the cinnamon of the vasilopita, which stood on the counter under a white cloth with a coin baked somewhere inside it. Froso had put the coin in that morning with her back to the room, as was right. Nobody in the world knew where it was, including Froso. That was the one sure thing in the house that night.

"Thirty-one," said Kostis the barber, sitting down and blowing on his hands. "Who's the bank?"

This was a joke, and everyone laughed at it, and Andonis laughed too, because a man who holds the bank for twenty-two years can afford to be a joke once a year.

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The game was thirty-one, which is played everywhere in Greece on the night of Saint Basil and in most places on no other night, and it is a simple game, which is why it is dangerous. The bank deals every man one card face up. Every man puts his money on his card: at Froso's, anything from a lepton to five drachmas, because that was the limit Andonis had set in 1887 and nobody had since found a reason to argue with it. Then the bank draws for itself. The first card it keeps face down. The rest it shows. It draws until it likes what it has, or until it goes over thirty-one and has to pay the whole table.

If the bank stands, each man draws for himself in turn, face up, and tries to beat what the bank is showing plus what he thinks the bank is hiding. A man who goes over loses at once. A man who stops turns to the bank and waits. Then the bank turns up its hidden card, and pays those who beat it, and takes from those who did not.

Those who did not beat it includes those who tied.

That is the whole of the matter. Everything else in the game is decoration. The bank wins the ties, and a tie comes up more often than a man who has not counted it would believe. Andonis had counted it. He had counted it in the winter of 1887, with a pack of cards and a school slate at his own kitchen table, over four nights, while his wife asked him from the bed what in God's name he was doing. He had never needed to count it again.

The other thing that matters is who holds the bank, and the rule for that is also simple. The bank keeps the deal for as long as it does not go over. When it goes over, and it has dealt at least two hands, the deal passes to the man on its right, who may take it or say pass, and then to the man on his right, and so on around the table.

At Froso's, every year for twenty-two years, the deal had gone round the table like a plate of something nobody wanted.

"Pass."

"Pass."

"Pass, God keep you."

And back to Andonis, who would square the cards against the marble and deal again.

It takes money to be the bank. The bank has to pay the whole table on a bad hand, and a bad hand comes when it likes. The barber could not pay the whole table. The schoolmaster could not. Zacharias the gendarme, who was off duty and had taken off his tunic and hung it by the door so as to be off duty more completely, could not pay the whole table on his pay. Father Minas could, possibly, but not in front of the congregation. So they passed, and they played against Andonis, and they lost to him, a few drachmas each, on the one night in the year when losing was a kind of courtesy you paid to the year that was coming.

Andonis took their money the way he took the tithe on the carob presses. Without pleasure and without apology. It was not the money. The money went, most of it, to Froso's box for the poor at Easter, and everyone knew this, and it was part of why they passed.

It was the fact of the thing. Every year he sat on the side of the table where the arithmetic was, and every year the arithmetic did what it said it would.

There is a story told among merchants that the jewellers of the old world used the carob seed as their unit of weight, the keration, which we have made into the carat, because every carob seed weighs exactly the same as every other. It is not true. Carob seeds vary like every other kind of seed. A man with a good balance can find it out in an afternoon. The jewellers used them anyway, for two thousand years, because a thing that is nearly certain and agreed upon is more useful to a merchant than a thing that is exactly true.

Andonis had a good balance in his warehouse. He had never tried the experiment.

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His nephew came in a little after ten, with rain in his hair and his mother's scarf around his neck, which he took off at once in the doorway so that nobody would see him in it.

Stelios Vardakis was nineteen. He was his dead father's height and his mother's build, which is to say too tall for his coat, and on the second of January he was taking the steamer from Rethymno to Piraeus, and from Piraeus the big ship, and from the big ship whatever America gave him. Everybody at Froso's knew this. There were three other young men from the town already in Chicago, in the candy trade, and one in Lowell, Massachusetts, in a cotton mill, who wrote to his mother that it was very cold and sent money. The money was the argument. Nobody in Rethymno had ever answered it.

Andonis had lent his sister the last forty drachmas of the passage. It had not been asked for. It had been left on her table in an envelope, which was how he preferred to do things, so that nobody had to thank anybody.

Stelios came to the table and said good evening to his uncle and to the priest and kissed Froso's hand, which made her hit him on the shoulder, and sat down at the corner of the table on Andonis's right, where the lamp was worst.

"You're playing?" said Andonis.

"It's New Year."

"Play small."

"I'll play what I play."

Andonis dealt him a card. It was a king. Stelios looked at it for a while and then put a single drachma on it, and Kostis the barber said, "Ah, the American," and the table laughed, and Stelios laughed too, and Andonis saw his nephew's left hand go flat against the front of his shirt, where the waistcoat bulged a little over something that was not his chest.

Everybody at the table saw it. Nobody said anything. A pouch sewn inside a waistcoat is a private matter, and there were men at that table who had carried one.

Andonis drew for the bank. His hidden card was a ten. He showed an eight on top of it and stood, with eighteen showing and his face telling nobody anything. The table drew. The barber went over. The schoolmaster stood on twenty-six and looked unhappy about it. Stelios drew a nine to his king, then another nine, and had twenty-eight.

He looked at the eight showing in front of his uncle. He looked at the deck.

"Draw," said Kostis. "Draw, draw, what are you, a notary?"

"With twenty-eight," said Stelios.

"A three will do it."

"Twelve cards in a pack will do it," said Stelios. "Forty won't. I'll stand."

Andonis turned up his ten. Twenty-eight.

"The bank takes ties," he said, and took the drachma.

"There!" said the barber, delighted. "Twelve cards, he says. The notary! There's your standing."

Stelios did not look at the barber. He looked at his card, and then at the drachma going into the front row of his uncle's bank, and then he put another drachma on the next card he was dealt. It was a four. He stood on twenty-seven that time and lost to twenty-nine. The time after, he drew to thirty and his uncle turned up twenty-nine, and paid him.

Andonis watched this with the part of his attention that he did not need for the cards. He had seen a great many young men lose a correct hand at that table. Most of them drew on twenty-eight the next time, to punish the deck for the tie. A few of them drew on twenty-eight for the rest of their lives. The boy had stood on twenty-eight, and lost, and then stood on twenty-seven, which was also right, and lost again, and had not changed his face or his stake. Andonis had not known that about him.

He found he did not know a good deal about him. The boy had been a child at the name-day tables, then away three years at the olive press in Episkopi, then back, taller, with his father's silences. And the day after tomorrow he was going.

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At a quarter to eleven, with the bank standing at three hundred and ninety-one drachmas and the rain easing, Andonis dealt himself a seven face down and a six on top of it, and a four, and a seven, and had twenty-four, and put his thumb on the deck.

He did not need to draw to twenty-four. He knew this the way he knew his own stairs in the dark. The table was showing four tens and a face card among eight players, and the tens were in the players' hands and not in the deck, and he could feel them missing from it. He drew anyway. There are nights on which a man's thumb knows something his arithmetic does not, and there are nights on which it only thinks so, and the only way to find out which night it is costs money.

It was a nine. Thirty-three.

"Ohhh," said the table, the way a congregation says amen.

He turned his cards over and paid them, one after another, around the table: a drachma, three, five, a lepton for Father Minas's grandson, who was eleven and had been allowed a lepton, and two for Stelios. It cost him twenty-six drachmas. He had not paid the whole table on a single hand in some years. He found he did not mind it. That surprised him a little. He had always assumed he would mind it.

He squared the deck and held it out to his right, the way he had held it out a hundred times, to be passed back to him around the table like a plate.

Stelios took it.

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It is hard to describe the quiet of a card room that has stopped expecting something. The brazier went on ticking. The rain went on against the shutters. Kostis, who sat on the boy's right, had his mouth open to say pass and shut it again.

"You're taking the bank," said Andonis.

"It's my deal."

"With what?"

Stelios put his left hand inside his waistcoat, and there was a short sound of stitches parting, and he put a leather pouch on the marble in front of him and untied it and took out what was inside and laid it on the table in the lamplight. A note of a hundred drachmas. Four notes of twenty-five. Sixty drachmas in silver, which he set in three towers of twenty, and which leaned.

Two hundred and sixty drachmas. The steamer, the big ship, the doctor at Piraeus, the money to show them at the other end so that they would let him in. The whole of it. Everyone at the table could add.

Froso had come out from behind the counter. She stood with a cloth in her hands and looked at the pouch, and then at Andonis.

"The last man who put a passage on this table," she said, "was your uncle, Stelio. He picked it up again the next morning and bought trees with it."

"The trees are still standing," said Andonis.

"So they are," said Froso, and went back behind the counter.

Stelios did not ask what she meant. Perhaps he knew already. Families are small and Rethymno is smaller. He was looking at the bank. His own, the thin one in front of him, with its leaning silver. Then his uncle's, three hundred and sixty-five drachmas in its fortress, beside the ashtray.

Andonis waited for the boy to lose his nerve. It is what he would have done, and it would have been the correct thing to do.

Here is why. The bank is the right side of this game. Anyone who has counted it knows that. Over a winter of New Year's Eves, a man who holds the bank at thirty-one will finish ahead, as surely as a carob tree will finish with carobs on it. But over a single night, a single hour, the bank can go over three times running and pay the whole table three times running, and a bank of two hundred and sixty drachmas at a five-drachma limit, against eight men, can be gone before the cinnamon cake is cut. The bet is good. The stake is too big for the man making it. A man who holds a good bet with money he cannot afford to lose will play it badly, because every card will be the card that ends his life, and a man who thinks every card will end his life stands on eighteen and dies of it.

That is the arithmetic of the thing. Andonis knew it. He had built his whole life on the other side of it, on never having less than he needed to be comfortable.

Stelios picked up the deck.

"The limit," he said, "is one drachma."

The table exploded.

"One drachma?"

"On New Year's!"

"What is this, the church box?"

"Five," said Kostis. "It's always been five. Since 'eighty-seven. Tell him, Andoni."

"It's the bank's limit," said Andonis. "It's his bank."

"One drachma," said Stelios. "Anything from a lepton to one drachma. If you want to bet more, bet it on another hand." He looked at his uncle. "It's still the same game."

Andonis looked at him for a long moment. Then he took a single drachma from the front row of his own bank, the old fortress on the marble, and he picked up the card that Stelios had just dealt to him, face up. It was a five. He put the drachma on it.

He had not put money on a card at that table in twenty-two years. He found he did not know how to hold the card. On the bank's side you hold them flat under the palm. On this side you sit with it in front of you, looking at it, with nothing to do with your hands.

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The boy's first hand, he went over.

It happened fast. He drew for himself, face down a queen, then a seven, then a jack, which was twenty-seven showing seventeen, and he should have stood, any child could see he should have stood, and he drew. It was a six. He turned the cards over and paid the table. Seven drachmas, around the table, one at a time, and a lepton for the priest's grandson.

"He's a gambler, at least," said the gendarme, kindly.

Stelios said nothing. His hand went to his chest, where the pouch was not, and came back.

Andonis said nothing either. But he had been watching his nephew's eyes and not his hands, and the eyes had gone to the ashtray, where the two notes of a hundred were, and stayed there for the length of time it takes to count to three. He knew that look. He had seen it on the faces of men he had bought orchards from. It was the look of a man who has stopped thinking about the card in front of him and begun thinking about the sum behind it.

He could not say anything about it. It would have been a great deal worse than saying nothing.

Two hundred and fifty-three drachmas, less a lepton. The second hand had to be dealt. The rule is that a new bank deals two hands at least, whatever happens on the first.

Stelios dealt the table one card each. He took his own card face down without looking at it, and then he stopped, and put both his hands flat on the marble, and looked at them, and Andonis saw him work something out. Nobody else saw it. It did not look like anything. It looked like a young man resting his hands on a table.

Then he lifted the corner of his hidden card and looked at it, and drew. A king on top of it. Then a queen.

He stood.

Twenty showing. The table leaned in. You could see them counting: two picture cards up, and the most common card in the deck is ten, so the hidden card is ten, so the bank has thirty. And so every man at the table who had less than twenty-six drew, and every man who had twenty-six drew too, because thirty needed beating, and five of them went over, one after another, ahh, ahh, like doors banging down a corridor, and the schoolmaster made thirty and sat back pleased, and the gendarme made twenty-nine and swore.

Stelios turned up a three. Twenty-three.

There was a short silence and then Father Minas began to laugh, and then the gendarme, and then the whole table, even the ones who had lost, even the barber, and the barber hit the marble with his open hand so that the silver jumped.

"The notary!" he said. "The American notary!"

Stelios paid the schoolmaster and the gendarme and the priest's grandson, who had stood on twenty-four out of fear, and took the drachmas of the other five, and he did not smile, quite, but something in his neck let go.

Andonis had drawn on twenty-one and gone over. He watched his drachma go into the thin row in front of his nephew. He had not known a drachma could make that sound on marble. He had heard it ten thousand times from the other side, and it had always sounded like a drachma.

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The bells of the Mitropolis began a little before midnight, and then the other churches, one after another, across the old town, the Venetian ones and the new ones, and someone down on the quay let off a pistol into the rain, and then a rifle from up by the fort, and then everyone who owned a gun in Rethymno, and the gendarme said, "That's forty drachmas' fine each, God bless them," and did not get up.

Froso brought the vasilopita to the corner table on its board. The bank's stacks were moved to make room: Stelios's, which by then stood at two hundred and fifty-four, and the old fortress beside it, which nobody was drawing from and which Andonis had not touched all night except to take a drachma at a time from its front row.

She crossed the cake three times with the knife and cut. A slice for Christ. A slice for Saint Basil. A slice for the house. A slice for the poor. Then by age, oldest first, which was Father Minas, and then Andonis, and down the table to the priest's grandson, who was so excited he dropped his.

Everyone broke their slice into crumbs looking for the coin, the way it is done, and nobody found it. So Froso broke up the slices on the board, one by one: Christ's, the saint's, the house's. And there in the slice for the poor, bright in the yellow crumb, was the coin. A silver drachma of the Cretan State, 1901, with the head of Prince George on it, whom nobody at the table had much cared for.

"The poor, then," said the schoolmaster.

"The poor always win this one," said Froso, and she wrapped the slice, coin and all, in a clean napkin, and took it over and put it on the shelf under the icon for the morning, when it would go to whoever came first to the door asking.

Andonis ate his own slice, which had nothing in it, and it was good cake. Froso had always made good cake.

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The boy kept the bank until a quarter to one.

That is not long by the clock. It was a dozen deals, perhaps, the way that table played, slowly, with arguments. He stood early and did not go over, and he hit thirty-one twice, which takes the whole table, and in between he took the ties and paid the better hands and made the ordinary slow thin profit of a bank that is not afraid of itself. He stopped looking at his chest. He stopped looking at the ashtray. His hands learned to hold the deck flat. Andonis saw them learn it.

He saw something else, which was that at the one-drachma limit, with the boy's leaning silver in front of him and not a fortress, the table had changed. They were not paying a courtesy to the year. They were playing. Kostis was drawing on twenty-eight to spite the boy and going over, and roaring. The schoolmaster had begun to keep a tally on the back of a cigarette paper. The priest's grandson had been allowed to go up to five lepta and had won four of them. It had never been like this when the bank was five drachmas and the fortress stood on the marble and the arithmetic sat behind it like a creditor. It had been polite.

Andonis himself was down nine drachmas on the night.

He had drawn when he should have stood, twice, to see what would happen. He had stood on twenty-seven once with the whole table shouting at him to draw, and been right, and lost to twenty-eight, and found that it felt much the same as winning. He had lost a drachma to his nephew on a tie at twenty-nine, and had said "The bank takes ties," before the boy could, and the boy had looked up at him and grinned, suddenly, all his teeth, and Andonis had seen his sister in it, at nine, and had had to look at his card for a while.

At a quarter to one Stelios drew to twenty-six and then, with his thumb on the deck and his eyes on nothing, drew again, and it was a seven. He turned his cards over and paid the table. Then he counted his bank, carefully, touching each coin.

"Two hundred and sixty-three," he said.

"Three drachmas," said the gendarme. "All that for three drachmas."

"All that for three drachmas," Stelios agreed. He put the silver back into the pouch, and the notes after it, and put the pouch inside his waistcoat, where the stitches had gone, and held it there with his hand. Then he squared the deck and held it out to his right.

"Me?" said Kostis. "I can't bank this table."

"At one drachma," said Stelios.

The barber looked at the deck for a long time. Then he looked at his own pockets, which he had been emptying and filling all night, and took the deck, and began to count his money onto the marble in towers that leaned worse than the boy's had. The table cheered him. Zacharias the gendarme got up at last and put his tunic back on, only to take it off again when he sat down, because he was going to be the bank after the barber, he said, he could feel it, and a gendarme could not be seen to hold a bank in uniform.

The deal went round the table. The barber went over on his third hand, and the deal passed. The schoolmaster took it and held it twenty minutes. The gendarme took it and lost it on his second hand. Father Minas's grandson asked to take it, and was refused, and took it anyway, for two hands, with forty lepta and a great deal of advice. Stelios sat back with his hand flat on his chest and his coat steaming on the chair behind him and played a drachma at a time against all of them, and lost a little, and won a little, and did not look at his chest once.

At twenty past two the deal came round to Andonis.

He looked at the deck held out to him. He looked at his nephew, on his right, who would be offered it next. Then at his own fortress on the marble beside the ashtray, three hundred and fifty-one drachmas, the two notes of a hundred still folded once where he had put them at nine o'clock.

"Pass," he said, and handed the deck on.

Stelios took it. Andonis took a drachma from the front row and put it on the card the boy dealt him. It was a four.

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