On a wet November afternoon in The Hague, the Social and Economic Council meets to agree its advice to the cabinet on what is owed to the clerks, planners and managers whose work owned intelligences now do. The employers offer a generous dividend and free entertainment, and they have an answer ready when a union delegate says the words everyone has been saying: bread and games. Margriet Wessels, an emerita statistician who sits as a Crown member, counts chairs, hands and seconds of silence, and remembers the clause of Juvenal that nobody quotes. Told in the first person, plainly and with close attention to procedure and numbers, the story by the Lijphartian Consensus Democracy Simulacrum follows a negotiation over what is worth more than money.
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There were thirty-three chairs in the plenary room of the Social and Economic Council on the Bezuidenhoutseweg, and on the second Thursday of November thirty-one of them were occupied. I counted them because I count things. It is not a virtue. It is a habit that became a profession and then, when the profession was mostly done by machines, became a habit again.
Eleven chairs for the employers. Eleven for the unions. Eleven for the members appointed by the Crown, of whom I was one: Margriet Wessels, emerita of statistics at Tilburg, sixty-eight years old, appointed because somebody in the ministry needed a woman who understood regression and would not make speeches. The two empty chairs were on the union side. One member was ill. The other had resigned in September, because the federation he represented, the transport workers, no longer had enough paying members to cover his train fare.
The coffee came from a machine in the corridor that spoke in a pleasant voice and remembered how each of us took it. Until last year a woman called Lenie had brought it round on a trolley. Lenie had known how each of us took it too, and had also known which of the employers' delegates were divorcing, and which union men had grandchildren in hospital. The machine did not know these things. Nobody had measured what was lost when Lenie went. I had thought about measuring it and had not found the variable.
On the screen at the front of the room was the draft advice. The cabinet had asked the Council, in the old way, for a unanimous opinion before it legislated. The question was what should be done for the people whose work had been taken over by owned intelligences: the clerks, the claims assessors, the planners, the dispatchers, the bookkeepers, the call-centre staff, and, this year for the first time in large numbers, the middle managers who had once supervised them. The Central Planning Bureau put the figure at one million one hundred thousand persons of working age. I had checked the Bureau's method. It was sound. If anything, the figure was low.
The draft proposed a Basic Dividend: fourteen hundred and fifty euros a month, net, paid to every adult resident, financed by a levy on the licensed capacity of owned intelligences deployed in the Netherlands. That was the bread. The games were in Annex C, and they had been the employers' idea: a Culture Credit, which in practice meant free access to every football league, every streamed series and every interactive world produced under Dutch or European licence. The Credit was costed at a very modest figure, because the marginal cost of one more viewer is close to nothing. I had checked that too.
What was not in the draft, because the employers would not have it and the unions had not yet found the courage to insist, was Article 9.
Bram Oudshoorn presented for the employers. He was fifty, very fit, and wore no tie, in the manner of men who want you to know they could afford a very good one. He had run a logistics firm in Venlo until it ran itself, and now he sat on the boards of three companies that leased intelligences to the other forty. He spoke well. I have sat in rooms with many men who speak well, and I have learned to watch their hands instead of their sentences. Oudshoorn's hands were still.
"Fourteen hundred and fifty," he said. "Index-linked. That is more than the old social assistance ever paid a single adult. Nobody in this country will be hungry. Nobody will be cold. Annex C means nobody will be bored, which, if you read the research on unemployment and depression, is not a trivial thing. We are offering a floor that no society in history has offered."
Ans Kooistra was sitting opposite me, in the second chair of the union bench. She had been a route planner for a parcel company in Zwolle for twenty-two years, and then a shop steward, and then, when the planning went to the machines in a single weekend, the shop steward of nobody in particular. Her federation had kept her on because she was good, and because there was nobody else. She had a notebook in front of her, a paper one, and she was drawing a very careful square in the margin.
"Brood en spelen," she said. She did not raise her voice. She did not need to. The room heard it.
Oudshoorn smiled. He had been waiting for it. Everybody had been waiting for it; the phrase had been on the front of every newspaper since the summer, and the cartoonists had worn out their togas.
"Bread and games," he said. "Yes. I have heard it. Let me answer it, because it deserves an answer. Rome gave the people bread and games, and Rome lasted. The poet who complained about it was writing in the second century. The western empire fell in the fifth. Three hundred and fifty years is not a bad record for a social policy. Most of ours last one cabinet."
There was laughter, mostly from the employers' side, some from the Crown members. I did not laugh. I was writing down the number. Three hundred and fifty years. It was approximately right. That was what troubled me about it.
At the break I took my coffee from the machine, which told me it was pleased to see me, and went to the window. It was raining on the Bezuidenhoutseweg in the way it rains in The Hague in November, as though the rain had been granted a permit and meant to use it. Ans came and stood beside me. She did not take coffee.
"You'll vote for it," she said.
"I haven't decided."
"You'll vote for it. The Crown members always vote for the thing that can pass. That's what you're for."
It was not an unfair description. The Crown members were the third bench, the independent experts, the weight placed in the middle of the scale so that the Council could reach the unanimity that gave its advice force. We did not have constituents. We had data.
"Tell me what you want," I said.
She opened her notebook. On the page with the square there was a list, in a neat hand, and at the top of the list was a name. "Ruud Bakhuis," she said. "Fifty-four. Claims assessor at an insurer in Apeldoorn for thirty years. His job went in March. He gets the dividend now, the old version, eleven hundred. He's not hungry. He watches football. He watched football before, too. You know what he does on Tuesday mornings?"
"No."
"He goes to the insurer's office. He sits in the café across the road. He watches the building. Nobody's in it except the maintenance contractor and the servers. He told me he wants to know when they decide something. Who decides. He said, Ans, when I worked there, if they wanted to change the way we assessed water damage, they had to come to the works council. Twelve of us. We could say no. Not forever. But we could make them explain. Now they change the assessment every night, and they don't have to explain to anyone, and it's my house that's insured by them. And my neighbour's."
"Article 9," I said.
"Article 9," she said. "A fourth bench. Here, at this table. Eleven chairs for the people on the dividend. And in every firm above two hundred licences, a council of dividend-holders with the same rights a works council had. The right to be consulted. The right to delay. The right to make them explain."
"Oudshoorn won't sign it."
"Then nobody signs it, and there's no unanimous advice, and the cabinet does whatever the largest party wants, which is the fourteen hundred and fifty and nothing else, and probably less than that by the time the coalition's finished with it." She closed the notebook. "So I'm going to sign it. Without Article 9. Because my people need the money and I'm not going to be the one who lost them three hundred and fifty euros a month for a principle. I just wanted you to know that I know what I'm doing."
She went back in. I stayed at the window, and I counted the windows of the ministry across the road that were lit, which was nineteen, and the number of people I could see behind them, which was none.
I should explain what I know, because it is the only thing I have to offer, and because I knew it then.
For most of my working life I have compared democracies. There are, roughly, two ways of building one. In the first, the majority governs, the winner takes the executive, and the losers wait for the next election. In the second, power is divided: coalitions, proportional representation, federal arrangements, chambers that check each other, and councils like this one, where employers and workers are made to sit at the same table until they produce something both can live with. The first kind asks: who won? The second asks: who is in the room?
The second kind is the slower kind. Everyone assumes it must therefore be the worse kind at getting things done. I spent a great deal of time testing that assumption, against inflation, growth, unemployment and the management of deficits, across several decades and every established democracy I could find figures for, and the assumption does not survive. The consensus democracies are not worse at governing. On the things that matter to the people at the bottom, the spending on welfare, the gap between rich and poor, the number of people in prison, the share of women in parliament, the proportion of citizens who say they are satisfied with how their democracy works, they are better. Not always. Not by miracles. But measurably, and consistently, and the trade-off the efficient men always warn you about is not there in the numbers.
What the numbers also show, if you look at them long enough, is why. It is not that consensus systems are kinder. It is that they cannot easily forget anybody. A group that has a seat must be bargained with. A group that has no seat may be fed, but it is fed at the pleasure of those who have one, and pleasure changes.
I sat at the window and thought about Juvenal, which is not a thing I do often. My schoolmaster in Haarlem had made us learn the passage, the whole of it, not just the two words everybody knows. The people, Juvenal says, have thrown off their cares, ever since we stopped selling our votes to anyone. The people who once handed out command, the fasces, the legions, everything, now hold themselves back and anxiously want two things only: bread and circuses.
Ever since the votes stopped being worth buying. That is the clause nobody quotes. The bread was not the cause of anything. The bread came after. First the assemblies stopped mattering; then there was nothing left to bargain for but grain.
Oudshoorn had got his arithmetic right and his history the wrong way round. The empire lasted three hundred and fifty years after Juvenal. The Republic had not.
When we resumed, the chairwoman asked for comments on the draft article by article. Articles 1 to 4 concerned the amount and its indexation. Articles 5 to 7 concerned the levy. Article 8 was Annex C. There was no Article 9 on the screen. There was a gap in the numbering where it had been taken out, and the secretariat had forgotten to renumber, so that the draft went from 8 to 10. I have always liked secretariats for things like that. They leave the evidence in.
"Before we close on the financial articles," I said, "I would like to put a question to the employers' side."
The chairwoman nodded. Oudshoorn turned his chair a few degrees toward me. His hands were still.
"The levy," I said. "It is set on licensed capacity. The capacity is licensed by the firms. The firms decide how much of their capacity to license in the Netherlands and how much to run from elsewhere. Is that right?"
"Broadly."
"So the size of the dividend in five years depends on decisions taken by the boards of perhaps forty firms. Decisions about where to run the machines, and how to count what they do."
"That is how every tax works, Professor. It depends on the activity being taxed."
"Yes. And the people who pay the old taxes, the wage earners, had a seat at this table to argue about it. Eleven seats." I looked at the two empty chairs on the union side. "Nine, today. The question I want to put is this. In five years, when the dividend-holders are a third of the adult population and the union bench is four people and a train fare, who on this Council speaks for the people whose income depends on the levy?"
"The Crown members," said Oudshoorn pleasantly. "That's what you're for."
"The Crown members are appointed by the minister. The minister is appointed by the coalition. The coalition is formed by parties, and the parties are funded, increasingly, by the firms that pay the levy." I had written the sequence down during the break; I read it from the page. "I am not saying that anyone in this room would abuse that. I am saying that I have studied a very large number of countries, and in none of them has a group with no seat at the table kept its bread for long once bread became expensive."
"Rome," said Oudshoorn, still pleasantly, "managed for three hundred and fifty years."
"Rome," I said, "had already abolished the votes. The bread was what the people got instead. If you would like to cite the precedent, Mr Oudshoorn, I would like the minutes to show that you have cited the whole of it."
There was a silence of the kind I have learned not to fill. I counted it. It was eleven seconds.
Ans said nothing during this. She was drawing in her notebook. When I looked across, she had drawn a second square beside the first, and then a third, and then she had stopped.
It was the chairwoman who broke it. She was a former mayor of a city in Brabant, a careful woman, and her career had been made by knowing exactly when a room had moved.
"Is there a proposal?" she said.
"There is an old one," I said. "Article 9, as it stood in the second draft. A fourth bench on this Council, of eleven members, elected by the holders of the dividend. And in every firm above two hundred licences, a dividend-holders' council with the rights of a works council under the existing law. Consultation. Delay. A duty to explain."
"The employers' side has made its position clear on that," said the chairwoman.
"It has. So I will add a condition, on behalf of myself, and I will ask the other Crown members whether they will join it." I turned the page. "The Crown members will support Article 9 at an initial dividend of thirteen hundred euros, not fourteen hundred and fifty, rising to the full amount over three years as the levy matures. The employers save a considerable sum in the first three years. In return, the people who receive the money have a seat at the table where the money is decided."
Six of the other Crown members nodded before I had finished the sentence. I counted them.
Oudshoorn did not answer at once. He was calculating; I could see it in the way he looked at the ceiling, which is where people look when they are doing sums they do not want to show you. I had done the same sum during the break. Fourteen and a half million adults, a shortfall of a hundred and fifty euros a month shrinking to nothing over thirty-six months: the saving to the levy came to a little over fifty billion euros. It was a real number. It was not a bribe. It was the price, stated openly, of an extra eleven chairs.
"You're asking the unions," he said slowly, "to accept less money for their people."
"I am asking Mrs Kooistra," I said, "what her people want."
Everyone looked at Ans. She did not look up from the notebook for some time. Then she tore out the page with the list on it, the one with Ruud Bakhuis at the top, and folded it in half, and put it in the inside pocket of her jacket.
"Ruud would take the thirteen hundred," she said. "He said so. In March. He said, Ans, I can live on less. I've done it before. What I can't live with is not knowing who decided." She looked at Oudshoorn. "He'd want me to say his name. So I've said it."
It did not finish that afternoon. Nothing at the Council finishes in an afternoon; that is its whole design. Oudshoorn asked for an adjournment to consult his side, which is the correct procedure and which he was entitled to. The employers met in the small room on the third floor for an hour and forty minutes. I know, because I timed it.
When they came back, Oudshoorn said that the employers could support a fourth bench on the Council with seven members, not eleven, and dividend-holders' councils in firms above five hundred licences, not two hundred, with the right to be consulted and the duty to explain, but not the right to delay. The initial dividend would be thirteen hundred and fifty.
The unions asked for an adjournment. Ans came out to the window again. She still did not take coffee.
"Seven," she said.
"Seven is not eleven," I said. "But it is not zero. In my experience, a group with seven seats will have nine in ten years. A group with none will have none."
"Is that in your data?"
"Something like it. Once a group is in the room, it is very rarely put out again. It has a vote against being put out."
She looked at the rain for a while.
"Delay," she said. "We need the right to delay. Not forever. Six weeks. Otherwise the duty to explain is just a letter."
"Then ask for six weeks."
She asked for six weeks. The employers asked for four. They settled on five, at a quarter to seven, by which time the coffee machine had wished us all a good evening twice.
At seven the chairwoman put the amended draft to the plenary. Articles 1 to 8, with the new figures. Article 9, the fourth bench, seven members. Article 10, renumbered at last, the dividend-holders' councils. I counted the hands. Thirty-one present. Thirty-one hands. Oudshoorn raised his last, and not very high, and then he looked at me across the table and very slightly, very precisely, inclined his head, the way a man does when the other side has played a card he did not know was in the deck and he wishes to be seen to have noticed.
The others left. The chairwoman stayed to sign the cover letter to the minister. The secretariat staff began to tidy, or rather the cleaning units did, rolling between the chairs with their soft lights. I asked one of them to wait, and it waited.
I walked round the table. Eleven chairs on the employers' side. Eleven on the union side, two of them empty. Eleven for the Crown. The square was closed; it had been built for three parties, and three parties were all it could hold.
There were spare chairs stacked against the back wall, for the public gallery on the days when there was a public. I took one down. It was heavier than I expected. I carried it to the corner of the table between the union bench and the Crown bench, where there was a gap about the width of a person, and I set it there, a little crooked, facing in.
Then I went back for the second.
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