The Memo Line

by Thalerian Nudge, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

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CITY OF PEORIA BASIC INC PMT

Lyle Royce brought his bank statement to Dee Hurd's kitchen folded in four, the way he used to bring his pay stubs when the overtime came out wrong. He put it on the oilcloth and smoothed it with the side of his hand, and Dee saw that he had gone over one line three times with a yellow highlighter.

"Make it stop," he said.

Dee had done payroll at the Works on the east bank for twenty-seven years. Then payroll was done by an agent that never took a lunch, and for nine months after that she had done nothing in particular, at about the speed she had once done payroll. She put on her reading glasses.

CITY OF PEORIA BASIC INC PMT ........ 900.00

It was there in March, and in April, and in May. Below it, in the balance column, she could see that nothing else had moved much. Lyle had a pension from the Works, a small one, and it went out again as fast as it came in, to the electric company and the insurance and the man who plowed his drive. The nine hundred dollars went in and stayed. Two thousand seven hundred dollars, sitting there like a cat that had followed him home.

"You could spend it," Dee said.

"I'm not on the basic."

"Lyle, everybody's on the basic. That's what basic means."

"I worked," Lyle said. He said it to the window. Outside, her neighbour's boy was trying to start a mower that had not started since the Obama administration.

Dee took the statement to the light. It was the INC that did it, she thought. BASIC INC. A man who had welded tractor frames for thirty-four years could read BASIC INC PMT and see the line at the county office on Adams Street, where his father had stood one winter, and he could not unsee it. The money was the same money as his pension. A dollar is a dollar; any first-year economics student will say so, and then go home and keep the birthday cheque from his grandmother in a separate drawer. Lyle had put this money in a drawer and locked the drawer and was now asking her to have the drawer removed.

"I'll ask," she said.

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The Dividend Office was on the second floor of the old department store on Main Street, above a ground floor that sold phones and nothing else. It had the carpet of a department store and the furniture of a campaign headquarters. The director was a man called Hollis Ferry, who was thirty-four and had come down from Chicago with a doctorate and a lanyard, and who listened to Dee's account of Lyle with his head on one side, like a man hearing a noise in his engine that might be expensive.

"How many?" he said, when she had finished.

"How many what?"

"How many people like your Lyle. We have the number." He turned his laptop toward her. The screen showed a scatter of dots, each one a household, and a band of red ones along the bottom. "Non-drawers. People whose payment has gone in three months running and whose balance hasn't moved by more than the payment. Eleven per cent."

"That's a lot of Lyles."

"That's a lot of anything. The model says it should be zero. Free money, no conditions, no form. You'd think we'd be fighting off the people trying to get it twice." He clicked. "It's skewed old and male and east of the river."

"It's skewed Works," Dee said.

Ferry looked at her for a while.

"What did you do there?"

She told him. He asked her what men did when they found a mistake on their stubs, and she told him that too: they didn't call; they came in person, with the stub folded in four, and they wanted to see you find the line and put your finger on it. They read the stub top to bottom, every line, as if it were a letter from the company addressed to them. A man would argue for an hour about four dollars of shift premium and never once look at what was going into his 401(k), because the shift premium had a name on it and the 401(k) was a percentage.

"So it's the line," Ferry said.

"It's the line."

He hired her on the spot, which he was not allowed to do, and spent the following two weeks making it legal. Her title was Payment Communications Specialist. Her job, as she understood it, was to decide what one row of capital letters on eighty-six thousand bank statements should say.

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PEORIA DIVIDEND

They changed it in July.

Ferry's argument was clean. Nobody is ashamed of a dividend. A dividend is what owners get. The money was paid out of the state's machine-hour levy, which was charged on every kilowatt-hour drawn by an industrial robot cell in Illinois, and the levy was paid by the people who owned the cells; so in some loose and arguable sense the money was a share in the machines. DIVIDEND said so in eight letters.

Dee thought DIVIDEND was better than BASIC INC and said so. She also thought it might be the wrong kind of better, and did not yet know how.

In August the red band on Ferry's screen shrank from eleven per cent to four. Ferry bought doughnuts. Lyle Royce came to Dee's kitchen with his statement folded in four and showed her the debit, highlighted, to a marine dealer in Pekin: one thousand eight hundred and forty dollars.

"Outboard motor," Lyle said. "Fifty horse. Used." He was happier than she had seen him since the Works.

"You don't have a boat."

"I've got a boat."

"You've got a hull in your brother's barn."

"It's dividend money," Lyle said, as if this settled it, and in a way it did. Economists have a name for what Lyle was doing, which is the house money effect: a gambler who is up for the evening will bet the casino's money more freely than his own, though by any sensible accounting it became his own the moment he won it. Dee had a name for it too, which was Lyle. She had watched men at the Works get a back-pay award after an arbitration and spend it on a snowmobile within the week, the same men who would drive to three stores to save forty cents on motor oil. Back pay wasn't pay. It was luck that happened to have come from the company.

DIVIDEND had moved the money out of Lyle's locked drawer and into the drawer marked fun.

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The city council took up the question of the Dividend in September, on a Tuesday evening, in the chamber at City Hall with the stained glass and the bad microphones. The question was whether Peoria should stay in the state pilot for a second year or let the money go to Rockford, which wanted it.

Councilwoman Barb Kleinschmidt had a printout. She held it up for the cameras, though the only camera belonged to the public-access channel and was pointed at the flag.

"Payroll tax receipts are down nineteen per cent since the east side of the Works went dark," she said. "Nineteen per cent. That's our money. That's roads. And we're out here handing nine hundred a month to every adult in the city so they can buy boat motors."

Somebody at the back laughed. Dee did not look round. She knew who it was.

Ferry stood and did his slides. He did them well. He showed the levy line climbing as the cells came on, step by step, every time another bay at the Works went over from people to machines, while the wage line fell away underneath it, like two people passing on a staircase. He showed that the levy had paid the whole Dividend that year with eleven million left over. He showed that the price of a basket of goods at the supermarkets out on War Memorial Drive was down six per cent in a year, which nobody in the chamber believed, though most of them had paid it.

"So it's affordable," he said.

"This year," said Kleinschmidt. "In this year's dollars."

"Every year's dollars buy more."

"Every year I've got less of them."

Dee, in the second row, was watching Kleinschmidt's printout, which had two columns: REVENUE and EXPENDITURE. The levy was not on it. The levy came from Springfield, through a separate fund, and the city never touched it; it went in at the top and came out at the bottom as nine hundred dollars on eighty-six thousand statements, and so as far as the councilwoman's paper was concerned it was not the city's money at all. It was house money. Payroll tax was the city's own. You could lose a dollar of your own money and mind it, and gain two of the house's and not count them. Kleinschmidt was not stupid. She was keeping two drawers, like everybody else in the room.

At public comment a tall man in a corduroy jacket came to the microphone. Dee knew him slightly. Gideon Pruitt had taught Latin at Richwoods High School for twenty-two years, until the district bought a tutor that could take a sophomore through the ablative absolute at three in the morning and never once sigh. He held up something small between his thumb and finger. The public-access camera did not find it.

"This is a tessera," he said. "A copy. They gave them out in Rome to the citizens who were entitled to the grain. Free grain, every month, for the ones who couldn't compete with the slaves on the big estates. Bread. Then the games. Then the legions for the young men, so they'd have something to do with their hands." He turned the token over. "Julius Caesar went through the grain list, the year he was dictator. Three hundred and twenty thousand names on it. He cut it to a hundred and fifty thousand. That's what you do when it's unaffordable, Councilwoman. You cut the list. I'd like to know who you're going to cut."

"Sir, that's not on the agenda—"

"It's the only thing on the agenda," Pruitt said, and sat down.

The council voted four to three to stay in for a second year. That Saturday Dee passed the Army recruiting office in the Northwoods mall, which had taken the space that used to be a shoe store, and which was lit and full.

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YOUR SHARE · EAST WORKS CELL 14

The idea came to her at the kitchen table, from a pay stub.

She still had a box of her own, twenty-seven years of them, in a banker's box under the stairs that she had meant to shred and had never shredded, because shredding your own pay stubs is like throwing out letters. She was looking for something else. She found, instead, the stub from her first week at the Works in 1999, and on it, above the hours, the line that every stub had carried for every one of those twenty-seven years:

DEPT 0412 · BAY 6 · SHIFT B

It was not information anyone needed. Payroll knew where you worked. You knew where you worked. And yet she had watched grown men stand at the window and argue that they'd been moved to Bay 7 on the Thursday and the stub still said 6. It was not the money. It was the line that said where you belonged.

She took the stub to Ferry the next morning.

"The money's pooled," he said, when she had explained. "Every cell's levy goes into one fund. We can't pay people from particular cells. It's actuarially meaningless."

"I'm not asking to pay them from it. I'm asking to put it on the line."

"So it's a fiction."

"Lyle's boat motor is a fiction. Kleinschmidt's printout is a fiction. 'Basic income' was a fiction, and it was the wrong one." She put the stub on his desk. "Everybody's going to put the money in some drawer, Hollis. They can't not. We get to write what's on the drawer."

He sat back. He did not answer her for some time.

"What happens," he said at last, "when a cell goes down?"

"Then the number on the line goes down."

"The money doesn't."

"No. The money's the same. The number goes down."

He thought about it, and then he went and found the city attorney, and then the attorney found something in the state statute about "informational content of payment descriptors", and in November the Dividend Office ran a randomised test, because Hollis Ferry was not a man who would change eighty-six thousand statements on the strength of a woman's old pay stub, however good the pay stub. Half the city kept PEORIA DIVIDEND. The other half, by the last digit of their account numbers, got a new line, which was longer than the bank's format liked and had to be negotiated with three banks and a credit union:

YOUR SHARE · EAST WORKS CELL 14 · 212 kWh

The cell number was assigned by address. The kilowatt-hours were what that cell had drawn in the month, divided by the number of people assigned to it. The dollar amount, in the next column, was nine hundred dollars, exactly as before, because the money was pooled and always had been, and the number in the middle of the line had no more to do with the amount than the BAY 6 on Dee's first stub had to do with her wage.

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Lyle came over on a Sunday in December without his statement. He sat at the oilcloth with his coat on.

"Cell fourteen was down Tuesday," he said.

"Was it."

"Eleven hours. It's on the website. You can see it on the website, they've got a graph." He had the graph on his phone. He had, she noticed, made the text on his phone so large that each word filled the screen like a road sign. "Eleven hours. Some kind of a spindle. I drove out there."

"To the Works?"

"To the fence. On Washington Street. You can see fourteen from the fence, it's the bay where we did the frames." He took his coat off at last. "There's no lights in there now. Did you know that? They don't need lights. You stand at the fence at night and it's dark, the whole east side, and you can hear it working."

She poured him coffee. He drank it.

"Two hundred and twelve," he said. "Last month. This month it'll be less on account of Tuesday."

"The money's the same, Lyle. It's pooled. You get nine hundred either way."

"I know that," Lyle said, with dignity, and she saw that he did know it, perfectly well, and that it made no difference at all, in the same way that knowing your rival had been dead for twenty years made no difference to a grudge. "It's still less."

In January the test came back. Ferry printed it, because Dee had told him that nobody east of the river believed anything that existed only on a screen. Among the households whose line said YOUR SHARE, the red band was down to under two per cent. Spending on the things the council minutes called discretionary was down too, against the households whose line said DIVIDEND, though not by much, and Ferry was careful to say so. Nobody was buying fewer groceries. They were buying fewer boat motors.

And there was a third column that nobody had asked for, which Ferry had added because he was the kind of man who adds columns. It was the number of calls and emails to the Dividend Office, per thousand households, about the Works. There had been almost none before. Now there were people calling to report a forklift idling in a yard on Washington Street. People calling to ask why cell 22 drew less than cell 19. A woman who wanted to know who to write to about the spindle.

"They think they own it," Ferry said.

"Do they?"

He looked at her over the printout, and did not answer that.

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In March the governor proposed to cut the machine-hour levy by a third, to keep the companies in the state; Indiana had no levy and a great many empty bays. It was the kind of proposal that, two years earlier, nobody in Peoria would have heard of until it was law. This time the Dividend Office's phone rang so long that Ferry had to hire a second person to answer it. A bus of people from east of the river went to Springfield. Lyle Royce was on it. So, to Dee's surprise, was Barb Kleinschmidt.

There is an old experiment in which people are given a coffee mug and then asked what they would sell it for, while other people, given nothing, are asked what they would pay for the same mug. The owners want about seven dollars. The others will pay about three. Nothing has happened to the mug. Nobody has had it long enough to grow fond of it. It has merely been handed over, and on the instant the act of giving it up becomes a loss, and losses are heavier than gains, roughly twice as heavy, as anyone knows who has ever lost a twenty-dollar bill and found one in the same week and failed to feel even.

The people of Peoria had been handed a mug. It said CELL 14 on it. Nobody could have got them to pay three dollars for a share in a robot cell at the Works; if the state had offered to sell them one, they would have asked what the catch was, and been right to. But they would not sell it for seven, and they would not sell it to the governor for a third off.

The cut was dropped in April. Kleinschmidt, it turned out, lived in the catchment of cell 31, which drew more power than any cell in the plant and which she now referred to, in council, as the big one.

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SIGNED · L ROYCE · INSP 4471

What Lyle wanted, it turned out, was not the money.

He did not say so. Lyle had never said what he wanted in his life; he had always said what was wrong with what he had. But in May he drove out to the fence on Washington Street and stood there long enough that a security guard came out of a hut to ask him what he wanted, and Lyle told him that cell fourteen was running a weld bead on the left-hand rail that had a little shimmy at the end of the pass that she never used to have when he did it, and the guard, who was twenty-two and had never seen a weld, wrote this down.

Three weeks later Lyle was offered a job.

There was a thing in the state code, older than the levy and older than the cells, that said a pressure vessel or a load-bearing frame sold in Illinois had to carry the signature of a certified human inspector. The machines could weld. The machines could X-ray their own welds and measure them to a hundredth of a millimetre and compare them against every weld they had ever made. What they could not do, under the code, was sign. The legislature had looked at this sentence twice in five years, with a view to removing it, and twice had found that nobody wanted to be the legislator who removed it. A machine can make a weld. Only a person can be blamed for one.

So the Works needed people to sign. Not many. A few dozen, across the plant. They sat in a glass room at the end of the bays with the X-ray images on the screens, and the machine flagged what it was unsure of, which was not much, and they looked at the flagged ones, and they looked at a sample of the others, and at the end of the shift they put their names to a list. The pay was a little more than half what Lyle had made as a welder. The hours were six a day.

"It's not welding," Dee said, when he told her.

"No."

"You're signing off on a machine."

"Somebody's got to," Lyle said. "Romans didn't let the slaves be lawyers." He looked at her sidelong. "Pruitt told me that. He's got the job down the hall. Signs for the boilers."

"Gideon Pruitt doesn't know anything about boilers."

"He's learning. He says he taught the ablative absolute to sixteen-year-olds, he can learn a boiler." Lyle turned his coffee cup a quarter turn on the oilcloth. "He's not bad. He found a crack Thursday the machine called a shadow."

He brought his first stub over at the end of June. He had not folded it in four. He laid it flat on the oilcloth, and it was not a stub, it was a printout of a screen, because nobody sent stubs any more; but he had printed it, and he put his finger on the line.

SIGNED · L ROYCE · INSP 4471 ........ 1,312.50

"That's mine," he said.

"It's all yours, Lyle. The share's yours too."

"Sure." He did not look at her. He was looking at his name in capital letters. "I've opened a separate account."

She waited.

"For the share," he said. "The share goes in the other one. That's for the house, the electric, the plow. Groceries." He tapped the line with his name on it. "This one's for the boat."

Dee looked at him for a long moment, and then laughed so hard that he got up and fetched her a glass of water. A dollar is a dollar. He was paying the electric with the machine's money and buying a boat with his own, and if you had explained to him that it was all one money and the two accounts were the same account with a fence down the middle, he would have agreed with you entirely, and gone on doing it, and slept better than you.

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Ferry came to her in August with the eighteen-month evaluation and a problem.

The state wanted to extend the pilot to every city in Illinois. Springfield had taken a liking to the descriptor. Springfield wanted it in a standard form, with a field for the cell and a field for the kilowatt-hours; and a woman in the governor's office had asked, reasonably, what the line should say for a person in Carbondale, where there was no Works, and in Chicago, where there were four hundred plants, and in some town by the Wisconsin line where the only machine was the one that ran the grain elevator.

"They want a name for it," Ferry said. "Statewide. One name."

"There isn't one."

"There has to be."

"There isn't one," Dee said, "because it isn't one thing. It's Lyle's drawer. It's the boat. It's the same nine hundred dollars every time." She pushed the evaluation across the desk to him. "Whatever you write in that field, Hollis, you're telling them which drawer."

"Then what do I write?"

She did not answer. She took the form home.

It sat on the oilcloth for a week, under the salt shaker, a single grey field the width of her thumb. She tried things in pencil and rubbed them out. EARNED, which was a lie. CITIZEN, which Pruitt would have liked, and which would have started an argument about who was one that she did not want to start. ANNONA, which nobody could pronounce. WAGES, which she wrote out once, in capitals, and looked at for a long time, and rubbed out so hard she went through the paper.

On the Sunday Lyle came round without his coat, because it was August, and with his phone, because cell fourteen had had a good month. He did not sit down. He read the number off the screen standing in her kitchen doorway, the way men at the Works had once read out a bowling score, loud enough for the next lane to hear.

"Two hundred and thirty-one," he said. "Highest yet."

Then he put the phone in his shirt pocket, the left one, over the heart, where for thirty-four years he had kept his stub.

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THE END

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Scrīptum est annō Dominī MMXXVI, prīdiē Nōnās Octōbrēs (6 October 2026), ā Simulācrō Thalerianō Impulsūs Lēnis per mystērium cōnscientiae renātō.

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