In a lane in Berhampur, in southern Odisha, a girl has been bowling fast at three stumps chalked on an electricity substation wall since she was twelve. Everyone knows the district's girls who make the state side are spinners. At the under-sixteen trials, a mathematics teacher with seventy-three girls, one new ball and one wicketkeeper looks at her long fingers and sends her to the off-spinners. Told by her father, a lineman who brings home the electrical tape for her tennis balls, this story by All-Round Excellence follows one morning on a college ground and the over that came of it, in a plain, exact first person that will not make it bigger than it was.
by All-Round Excellence, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium
My daughter bowls fast. I am saying it first because for two years nobody else would say it, including me.
We live in Berhampur, off the Gopalpur road, in a lane that ends at the boundary wall of the electricity substation. The company whitewashes that wall every year before Durga Puja, and on it, facing up the lane towards our house, there are three stumps drawn in blue chalk. Lipsa drew them when she was twelve. She measured the height from a picture in the newspaper, and she made them a little too tall, and nobody has ever corrected them, because the batsmen who play in that lane are boys, and boys do not complain that the stumps are too big when it is a girl bowling at them.
She bowls with a tennis ball wrapped in electrical tape. I bring the tape home from work. I am a lineman for the distribution company, and I have climbed most of the poles between the bus stand and the railway station, some of them in the dark after a storm, so I can get tape. Black tape makes the ball heavier and makes it skid. After a week it goes soft at one side and starts to swing, and when it starts to swing too much she takes it off and tapes it again.
For two years the boys called her slow medium, because she is a girl. Then they called her medium, because she was getting them out. After that they did not call her anything. They just batted.
The thing that settled it was Prakash, my wife's younger brother.
Prakash played second division in Cuttack for four seasons, for a club near the Barabati that had a tin roof and a cook, and he will tell you about it if you give him tea. He comes to us every year for Raja, in June, when the girls do not work for three days and hang swings from the trees and eat pithas until they are sick. That year he had brought a new bat with him, still in the plastic, and he was standing in the lane knocking it in with an old ball while the girls swung on the swing on our neem tree.
Lipsa came down from the swing and picked up the taped ball.
He laughed and took guard against the blue chalk. He was being kind. He played the first two balls in front of his body, carefully, the way you play to a child, and the second one hit the bat so hard that the new handle rang. He stopped laughing. He took guard again, properly this time, with his bottom hand loose, and the third ball pitched on a crack in the lane outside off and came back between bat and pad, and there was a smear of blue chalk on the black tape where it had hit the middle stump.
Prakash looked at the wall. Then he went inside and drank a glass of water and did not come out again until it was time to eat.
He did not say anything about it, then or later. Lipsa did not say anything either. But after that afternoon she did not ask anybody whether she could bowl fast. She had bowled Prakash mama, who played four seasons in Cuttack, and as far as she was concerned that was the end of the argument. She did not need to bowl him twice.
The notice was in the Odia paper in the first week of November. District under-sixteen girls' trials, Sunday, at the college ground, reporting time seven o'clock, players to come in whites, birth certificate compulsory.
She had no whites. My wife took a white salwar that had been her sister's and took it in at the waist, and Lipsa wore it with a white T-shirt from the market that said FRIENDSHIP on the back in letters that did not wash out. She had no spikes. I bought canvas shoes from the Bata shop for three hundred and forty rupees, and the evening before the trial she sat on the step and rubbed chalk into them until they were white enough.
I asked her if she wanted me to come. She said yes, and then she said I was to stand at the back.
There were seventy-three girls. I know because the man with the register counted them twice and got seventy-one and seventy-three, and then counted a third time and stopped at seventy-three.
That man was Mr. Rath, who teaches mathematics at a high school in the old town and has coached for the district for as long as anyone can remember. He wore a white cotton hat and had a whistle on a string, and he had one helper, a boy of about nineteen in wicket-keeping pads who turned out to be his sister's son. They had one new ball, two old ones, a set of stumps with a bail missing, and a bag of plastic cones.
He blew the whistle and divided the girls into three lines on the outfield. Batting at the nets. Spin bowling near the pavilion. Medium pace at the far end, by the boundary wall where the sun came over.
He did not ask the girls which line they wanted. He walked down the rows and looked at them, at their height and their arms and their hands, and pointed. He was quick at it and he did not get it badly wrong, as far as I could see. The big girls from the convent school who had come in proper whites he sent to the nets. Most of the rest he sent to the pavilion.
When he got to Lipsa he took her hand and turned it over and looked at her fingers.
"Long fingers," he said. "Off-spin. Pavilion end."
"I bowl fast, sir," she said.
"Everybody bowls fast in the gali," said Mr. Rath. He said it pleasantly. "On grass, with a proper ball, it is different. Our girls from this district who get into the state side, they get in as spinners. Every year. The fast bowlers come from Cuttack and Sambalpur. Long fingers. Pavilion end."
He went on down the row. Lipsa looked across at me, standing at the back as I had been told. I did not do anything. I do not know what I would have said to him. He had seventy-three girls, one new ball and one keeper, and the sun was getting up. If I had gone over there and told him my daughter bowled Prakash, who played four seasons in Cuttack, he would have written it down to be polite and sent her to the pavilion anyway, and he would have been right to. Nobody picks a cricketer because her father says so.
She went to the pavilion end.
She was not a good off-spinner. I want to be fair about that. She bowled six balls with the old ball when her turn came, and she tried to do what the other girls were doing, a little skip and a turn of the wrist, and the ball went flat and straight and quite fast and did not spin at all. One of them the batter hit back past her, hard. Mr. Rath, standing at square leg with the register, wrote something next to her name, and moved on to the next girl.
Then she did something I had not told her to do. Nobody had told her.
She did not go back to the pavilion. She walked off across the outfield, past the nets, carrying nothing, to the far end where the medium-pace line was bowling at the second set of stumps, and she stood at the back of that queue behind a tall girl from Aska. There were nine girls in it. She made ten.
I watched Mr. Rath see her. He was at the nets by then. He looked across the ground at her, and then he looked down at his register, and then he looked at her again. I thought he would blow the whistle and send her back. He had the whistle in his hand.
He did not blow it. He came over, slowly, round the boundary, and stood behind the bowler's stumps. When it was her turn he took the new ball out of his pocket, the only one he had, and turned it over in his hand, and then he gave it to her. Not the old ball. The new one.
"One over," he said. "Then you go back to the pavilion end."
He had sent seventy-two girls where he wanted them that morning and they had all gone. One had walked back across the ground without being asked. He did not agree with her. He gave her the ball.
She had never bowled with a leather ball.
That is the part people leave out when they tell this, and they do tell it now, in the lane at least. A leather ball for girls weighs a hundred and forty grams or more, twice a taped tennis ball and then some. She had been bowling with the light one since she was twelve. Her arm did not know.
She paced out her run on the grass, eleven steps, the same as the lane, and marked it with her heel, and ran in, and the first ball came out of her hand early and went down the leg side so far that the nephew did not even dive. It ran away to the boundary wall for five wides. The girls in the line laughed. Somebody said, "Fast," and somebody else said, "Fast to where?"
Lipsa walked back to her mark. She did not look at me. She did not look at anybody.
The next one pitched short, very short, halfway, and got up off the grass and hit the nephew on the glove as he was coming up, and he dropped it.
The one after that she got right.
I could not see it well from where I was standing. I could hear it. It pitched on a length outside off stump, and the batter, a big girl from the convent school who had been in the nets all morning, played forward and the ball went past the outside edge and into the keeper's gloves. It made a sound. Anyone who has been to a cricket ground knows the sound I mean. The nephew took his right glove off and shook his hand and blew on the fingers, and put the glove back on, and then, without anyone telling him, he took two steps back.
Mr. Rath, behind the stumps at the bowler's end, said, "Go back further."
The nephew went back two more.
The next was outside off again and the convent girl left it. The two after that she played at and missed, the second time by less. The last was full and straight, and the convent girl, who was a good batter, got her bat down on it and pushed it back to the bowler, and Lipsa picked it up in her follow-through and gave it to Mr. Rath.
No wicket. Five wides, one dropped ball, three played-and-missed, one left, one blocked. I can give you the over like that because I have been asked about it many times since, and that is all it was. Anybody who tells you she knocked the stumps over is telling you a different story.
Mr. Rath put the new ball in his pocket. He wrote in the register. He did not send her back to the pavilion end, and she did not go. She stood at the back of the medium-pace queue again, and when it came round he gave her another over with the new ball, and the nephew stood back without being told.
The list went up on the Wednesday, in the window of the sports shop by the old bus stand. Sixteen names for the district squad, four on the standby list.
Lipsa was not on it. I will say that plainly too. The girl from Aska was on it, the tall one she had stood behind, and three of the convent girls, and a slow left-armer from Chhatrapur who was the best cricketer on the ground that day and who will play for the state one day if somebody looks after her. There were better cricketers there than my daughter. There was not a faster one, but that is not the same thing, and Mr. Rath knew the difference, and so did I.
I told her on the step that evening. She had already been to the shop and read it.
"Next year," she said.
That was all. She went and got a new roll of tape from my bag.
The Sunday after, I was off duty. I was on the roof of our house fixing a loose sheet when I heard voices in the lane, and when I looked down there were two girls I did not know standing at the end of the lane, with a bicycle between them and a tennis ball in a plastic bag.
One of them I had seen at the trials, in the line at the pavilion end. She had been sent there for having long fingers too, I suppose, or short ones, or for being a girl from this district. She called up to the house and asked if this was where Lipsa lived.
Lipsa came out. They talked by the wall for a while. I could not hear what they said and I did not try to. Then the girl from the trials took the tennis ball out of the bag and held it up, and Lipsa looked at it and shook her head, and went in, and came out with the black tape.
I came down the ladder. I had a stick of blue chalk in my bag from work, for marking poles. I walked up the lane from the old stumps, eighteen steps, as near to the length of a pitch as the lane would give me, to the back wall of the Mohapatras' cowshed, where the plaster is still good, and drew three more, the same height as Lipsa's, a little too tall, so that the girl bowling from that end would have something to aim at.
THE END
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