The Seat by the Kitchen Door

by Hopfieldian Dynamics, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

The cards were in the recipe box, behind the tab marked SOUPS.

Dana found them on the twenty-second of December, looking for her mother's barszcz, which was not written down anywhere because her mother had never needed it written down. What was behind SOUPS was eleven index cards held together with a green rubber band that had gone soft and stuck to itself. Each card had a name across the top in her mother's capitals. HALINA. STAN. TOMASZ. RENATA. KASIA. MAREK. LORRAINE. ZOFIA B. DANUTA. One said GOŚĆ, which meant guest, and was otherwise empty. The last one said IRENA, which was her mother.

Under each name, down the left edge, were the other names in smaller letters, and after each of those a row of marks. Small crosses. Short dashes. Some rows ran to the edge of the card and turned the corner. No card had its own name on it.

She took the band off and it broke.

On HALINA, after STAN, there were twenty-six dashes and one cross. She counted them twice. The cross was in a different pencil, softer, and fell somewhere in the middle of the row. After MAREK, Halina's own son, there were dashes and crosses mixed together, more dashes toward the end. After LORRAINE there were only crosses. Everybody's card had only crosses after LORRAINE.

On STAN, after HALINA, twenty-six dashes and one cross, in the same place in the row.

So it was not one person's opinion. Her mother had marked both cards every time, the same mark on each, as if the trouble between two people belonged to both of them equally and had to be entered twice.

Dana sat at the kitchen table with the cards in front of her and did not look for the barszcz any more.

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Her mother had died in April. The house on Evaline Street had been left to Dana and Tom together, and Tom lived in Troy with a garage you could park two cars in, so the house was Dana's to live in and Tom's to have opinions about. The dining table was the one it had always been: oak, two leaves, five chairs a side and one at each end. The chair at the head, by the front window, was for whoever might come. Every Polish table on the street had one on the twenty-fourth. Most families put a plate there and nobody sat in it.

Her mother had always sat at the foot. The foot was by the swinging door to the kitchen. You could reach the stove from that chair without standing all the way up, which was the reason she gave.

This year it would be the same people, less one, plus one. Tom had told her on the phone that Kasia was bringing someone. "His name is Gideon," Tom said, in a voice that meant he had been told this himself two days ago. "He's from Grand Rapids. He's very polite." So: ten people and the empty plate. Eleven places at a table built for twelve, so one chair on the sideboard side went out into the hall. The same as last year.

Last year her mother had gone into the kitchen while the carp fried and come out with the seating done. Dana had never asked how.

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She worked it out on the twenty-third, after her shift.

She was a quality inspector at the axle plant in Warren and spent eight hours a day with a clipboard, a bore gauge, and a tally sheet where every part that came off the line got a mark for good or a mark for scrap. She knew what a tally was. She knew that one mark meant nothing and that two hundred marks meant something, and that the something was usually not what the foreman wanted it to be.

She took the leaves out of the hall closet and put them in the table, though there was no need yet, because she wanted to see it at its real length. She laid the cards out on the bare oak, one in front of each chair, in the order she remembered from last year, with IRENA at the foot. Then she picked up IRENA and held it.

Nine cards along the sides, GOŚĆ at the head by the window, where it belonged, and one empty chair at the foot.

Then she needed a card for Gideon. She took a fresh index card out of the drawer and wrote GIDEON across the top in her own capitals, which were not as square as her mother's. Down the left edge she wrote the other names. After each one she wrote nothing, because there was nothing to write. He had never sat at this table. Nobody had ever passed him the horseradish or failed to.

She put him at the foot, because that was where the gap was, and then thought better of it and put him beside Kasia, and moved Marek down one, and that put Marek across from Stan.

She had a legal pad. She drew the table on it as a long rectangle with five boxes along the window wall, four along the sideboard, pushed down toward the kitchen end, and one at each end. She decided that people next to each other on the same side counted, and people straight across from each other counted, because her mother's dining room was narrow and you could hear everything said directly across the table whether you wanted to or not. The ends counted with the two corner chairs nearest them. That was all. Nobody at the head was going to hear anything said at the foot.

For each pair that counted, she looked at the card and read the row: crosses minus dashes. A pair with more dashes than crosses was trouble. She wrote the trouble for each pair in a column and added it up at the bottom. The first arrangement came to forty-one.

Then she started swapping.

She swapped two cards and redid the pairs those two cards touched. If the number at the bottom went down, she left them. If it went up, she put them back. Only two cards at a time. It was slow. It was like rebalancing a wheel, where you put a weight on, spin it, and look, and take the weight off if it was wrong. You could not see the whole wheel at once. You only saw whether the wobble got better.

Marek and Stan, across from each other, was eleven by itself. Stan's card said Marek had dented the Buick in 2011, though it did not say that in words; it said it with a run of dashes that started in the middle of the row and never let up. She moved Marek next to Zofia Bielska from two doors down, who had a cross after every name in the family but one. After HALINA she had nine dashes, which her mother had never explained to anyone. The bottom of the column went to thirty-three.

Halina next to Lorraine. Twenty-nine. Tom away from Marek, because of the money. Twenty-four.

It was eleven at night. The furnace came on. She got up and put the kettle on and stood with her hand flat on the counter while it heated, the way her mother had stood, and did not notice that she was doing it.

At twelve-forty the number was nineteen, and every swap she tried made it worse.

She tried every pair. With ten cards there were forty-five, and she went down them in order on a fresh page, ticking each one, the way she would have gone down a lot of parts. Every one went up. Some went up by one. The trouble never went to nothing, wherever she put anyone, because there was no place on that table where Halina did not have to be in reach of Stan, or of Marek, or of Zofia, and Stan could not be in reach of Halina or Marek, and Marek could not be in reach of his mother or of Stan or of Tom. Every way she turned it, someone was sitting in the middle of somebody else's argument. Nineteen was as low as it would go from where she had started.

She looked at what she had.

Stan and Lorraine at the window end, Stan next to the empty plate. Zofia across from Lorraine. Tom and Renata in the middle, across from each other. Kasia next to her father. Marek at the kitchen end of the long side, Halina at the kitchen end of the other. And at the foot, between them, in the chair by the swinging door, the card that said GIDEON, with nothing written on it.

She knew this table. She did not need the photograph on the refrigerator to know it, but she got up and looked at it anyway. Christmas Eve last year, taken by Renata from the head, everyone leaning in and half of them blinking. Stan and Lorraine by the window. Zofia across. Tom, Renata, Kasia. Marek and Halina at the far end, facing each other on the corners. And at the foot, between them, her mother, with her hand up because she had just been told to look at the camera and was telling Renata not to bother.

Dana had started with the old seating, broken it, put a stranger in it, and moved two cards at a time until nothing would move. What had come out was last year. Every card was in last year's chair except one, and the one was the card with nothing on it. It went where it went because it did not care where it went. Any chair was the same to it. The others had settled around it into the places they had been settling into for thirty years, and the place that was left was the foot.

Her own card was in the middle, next to Renata. She had sat there last year, and the year before. Her card had a cross after almost every name, and a long row of dashes after IRENA that she had not known were there. She did not count them.

She left the cards where they were and went to bed.

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On the morning of the twenty-fourth she made the barszcz from memory, and it was nearly right.

Zofia came at ten with a dish of herring in sour cream and a paper bag of opłatki from St. Florian's, the thin white wafers pressed with a nativity, and stood in the dining room in her coat looking at the cards on the table.

"She did the cards," Zofia said.

"Every year?"

"Since your father. Before, he did it." Zofia picked up her own card and read it, and her face did nothing at all when she reached HALINA. She put it down in its place. "She always said she was putting you where you would do the least damage." She took her coat off. "You have the hay?"

Dana had forgotten the hay. Zofia had brought some in a grocery bag, because she had known Dana would forget, and they spread a thin layer of it on the oak under the white cloth, so that the cloth sat on it slightly lumpy, the way it had sat every Christmas Eve that Dana could remember. They set eleven places. Zofia put the empty plate at the head and laid a wafer on it, and straightened the fork, and Dana put the cards back on the plates, one each, the way they had been at twelve-forty.

"Who's this," Zofia said, at the foot.

"Kasia's boyfriend."

Zofia looked at the card a while. "There's nothing on it."

"No."

"Well," Zofia said, "that's honest," and went to see about the pierogi.

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They came at four. The light was already going. Stan and Lorraine first, Stan in the brown suit he had worn to her mother's funeral, Lorraine carrying a poppy-seed roll she had made herself from a recipe she was proud of because Halina said it was nearly right. Then Halina, delivered by Marek, the two of them already in the middle of something about a parking space. Then Tom and Renata and Kasia, and behind Kasia a tall young man in a navy sweater with snow on his shoulders, holding a bottle of wine in both hands as if it might go off.

"This is Gideon," Kasia said.

"Mrs. Wasik," Gideon said. "Thank you for having me. I'm sorry about your mother."

It was the first time anyone had said that in the doorway without a dish in their hands. Dana took the bottle.

Nobody sat. You did not sit until the first star. Kasia went to the front window with Gideon and explained it to him, and he stood with his hands behind his back and looked for it seriously. Stan explained it again to the room, louder, from the other side, because his left ear had not worked since his twenty years on the stamping line at Dodge Main and he assumed nobody's did. Halina went straight through into the kitchen and lifted the lid on the barszcz and put it back down.

"What," Dana said.

"Nothing," said Halina. "It's very nice."

At five-twenty-two Kasia said, "There," and pointed, and it was probably a plane, but it was low over the roofs on Evaline and nobody was going to argue with her, and they went in.

Before anyone sat down, there was the wafer. Dana had dreaded this most and had not said so to anyone. Her mother had always gone first, because it was her house. Halina was older, but it was not Halina's house. Dana stood at the foot of the table with a wafer in her hand and nobody moved.

Then Zofia, who had been through this at her own table eleven years ago, said, "Danusia," and held out hers.

So you went to each person. You broke a corner off their wafer and they broke a corner off yours and you said what you wished them, and they said what they wished you, and you ate the corner. Everyone did it with everyone. That was the point of it. It took a long time, in a narrow room, with eleven chairs in the way. Dana wished Stan health, and he wished her a husband, as he did every year. She wished Halina health, and Halina held her hand a moment too long and wished her strength. She wished Tom a good year and he said, "You too, Dee," and then, lower, "Thanks for doing this." Renata wished her peace. Kasia hugged her. Gideon held his wafer out uncertainly, and Dana broke a corner and said, "Welcome," and he broke a corner of hers and said, "Merry Christmas," and then, since that did not seem like enough, "I hope the house is good to you."

Across the room Halina and Stan were standing face to face with their wafers up. They each broke a corner. Stan said something. Halina said something. Neither of them could have heard the other, Stan because of his ear and Halina because she was not trying. They ate the corners. Then they turned away at the same moment toward other people, and it was done for another year.

They sat. Gideon found his card at the foot and looked up the table at Kasia, who was on the long side past Marek, next to her father, and at the swinging door at his shoulder, and sat.

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There were twelve dishes because there were always twelve dishes. The barszcz with the little mushroom dumplings floating in it. Two kinds of pierogi. The herring in sour cream and the herring in oil. Fried carp, which Stan said was too dry, and which was not. Cabbage with peas. Mushroom soup that nobody but Halina really wanted. Kompot from dried fruit in the cut-glass pitcher. Lorraine's poppy-seed roll. Zofia's cheesecake. A plate of the honey cakes Renata bought at the bakery on Joseph Campau every year and said she had made.

The carp ran out first. It always did.

Halina said, without looking up, "There's more on the stove," which was what she said to the foot of the table every year, and Gideon, who was at the foot of the table, stood up.

"Where's the platter?"

"Behind you, on the counter," Halina said. "The blue one. Use the towel, it's hot."

"Not like that," Stan called down the table. He could see him through the open door. "Use both hands. You'll drop it."

Gideon came back through the swinging door with the blue platter in both hands and the towel under it. He stopped at the foot and held it toward Halina, and Halina said, "Not that one, the one underneath," and Stan called, "Give her the one underneath, for God's sake," and Gideon gave her the one underneath. Then he carried the platter up the length of the table to Stan, who took the next piece without a word.

Dana watched from the middle of the table. She did not say anything.

Over the cheesecake Halina asked Gideon what he studied. He said civil engineering. Stan asked what kind. Gideon said water, mostly, drainage, where rain goes after it hits the ground. Stan said that in 1962 the whole of Holbrook Avenue had flooded to the hubcaps and the city had never fixed it. Halina said it was 1963, and it was not Holbrook, it was Caniff. Gideon said he would look it up, and both of them told him not to bother, they were right.

At the head of the table the empty plate sat with its wafer on it. Nobody came. Lorraine said, as she said every year, that it was a beautiful idea, and that the Methodists ought to do it.

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They went at ten. Tom carried Halina's leftovers to Marek's car and Marek drove her home, still arguing. Stan shook Gideon's hand at the door and told him he had a good grip for a college boy. Kasia kissed Dana on the cheek and Gideon thanked her again, and they went out into the snow, which had started properly, to Tom's car. Zofia stayed to wash and Dana let her, and dried.

When Zofia had gone home Dana turned the dining-room light back on.

The cards were where people had left them, one beside each plate, smudged now with butter and beet. She went around the table and collected them in order, the way you collect a hand of cards, and sat down at the foot with the pencil from the kitchen drawer.

She did not know how her mother had decided. She decided the way she would have at the plant. One mark per pair, per year, for what had happened, and not for what she wished had.

Halina and Stan: a dash on each card. They had broken wafer, but you could not count the wafer; everybody broke wafer. Stan and Lorraine, a cross. Marek and Halina: a dash, for the parking space. Tom and Marek, nothing this year; they had not been in reach of each other. She marked her own card last. A cross after TOMASZ. A cross after ZOFIA B.

Then she took Gideon's card. Down the left edge, the names. After HALINA she made a small cross. After STAN, a small cross. She looked at it for a while. Then she went down the rest of the names and gave him a cross for each one, because he had carried the carp for all of them, and because nobody had given him anything else yet.

The last card in her hand was IRENA. It had not been beside any plate tonight. It had a row after every name, and the rows were long, and nearly all of them were crosses, and the row after DANUTA was a row of dashes. She turned it over. On the back, in the soft pencil, her mother had written the date of every Christmas Eve since 1978, in a column, and beside each one the trouble for that year's table. The numbers went up and down. The last one, a year ago tonight, was nineteen.

Dana put IRENA at the back of the stack, behind GOŚĆ, and put a new green rubber band around all of them, and put them behind SOUPS. At the head of the table, under the dark window, the stranger's plate was still clean, and the wafer lay on it whole.

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THE END

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