The Way Round

by Dabaghian Combinatorics, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium

Paper and paste

On the first Sunday in October cold enough for a cardigan, Lilit's mother closed the balcony for the winter.

She did it the way her own mother had done it in Kond, with a bowl of flour paste, a stack of old newspaper cut into strips four fingers wide, and a bag of cotton wool. The cotton wool went in first, pushed with the back of a table knife into the gap between the door and its frame, along the top, down the hinge side, along the bottom, up the handle side. Then the strips went over the gap, two layers, smoothed with a damp cloth so that no air was left under them. When the paste dried, the door was part of the wall. It would stay part of the wall until April, when somebody would cut the paper with the same knife and the door would come open with a sound like a cough.

There were two doors to close, because the balcony ran the whole width of the flat, and the living room opened onto one end of it and the bedroom onto the other. Lilit held the bowl. She was ten. She had held the bowl every October that she could remember, and she knew what the two doors were for.

The flat was on the sixth floor of a nine-storey panel block in Nor Nork, and it had seven rooms, if you counted the corridor, which you should, and the balcony, which in summer you had to. The corridor was the middle of everything. The front door opened into it. Off it opened the kitchen, the bathroom, the toilet, which was separate and very small, the living room and the bedroom. Nothing opened off anything else, except that the living room and the bedroom both opened onto the balcony.

So in summer, with the balcony doors standing open, there was a way round. You could go from the corridor into the living room, out onto the balcony, along it past the washing line and the jars of pickled peppers, in at the bedroom, out into the corridor again, and be where you started without once having turned back. In winter, with the doors pasted shut, there was no way round. Every room was a dead end except the corridor. Between any two rooms there was exactly one path, and it went through the corridor.

Lilit did not have the words for this. She had the thing itself, which is better. She knew in her legs that the flat in winter was a different shape from the flat in summer, though nothing had been moved and every wall stood where it had always stood. The flat was the same size all year. It was not the same shape.

This year there were four of them in it. Her grandmother Siranush had come to live with them at the end of April, two months after Grandfather Vazgen died. She had sold the house in Kond, with its thick stone walls and its courtyard and its fig tree, and she had brought with her the Singer, two pots of red geraniums, a brass jazzve with a long wooden handle, her winter coat, her summer coat, and four cardboard boxes that she had not opened. She slept on the sofa in the living room, which pulled out into a bed and had to be pushed back into a sofa every morning before anyone could sit down.

Lilit's mother pressed the last strip flat with her thumb and stood back.

"There," she said. "Now we are warm."

Summer

It had begun with the chasing.

All summer, while her parents were at work and her grandmother was at the sewing machine, Lilit and Narek from the fifth floor had chased each other round the flat. Round and round: corridor, living room, balcony, bedroom, corridor. They learned the rules the way children learn rules, by running into them.

The first rule was that on a loop nobody can catch you. If Narek was behind you and you kept running, he stayed behind you. You could go round thirty times, past Grandmother at the Singer, who did not look up, past the peppers, past the end of the parents' bed, and he never gained, because there was no corner to cut. Narek was faster on the straight, but the flat had no straight long enough to matter.

The second rule they learned on a Thursday in June, when they heard Lilit's mother's key in the front door an hour early. They were in the corridor together, and they had been told twice about running in the flat. Narek went one way, into the living room. Lilit went the other, into the bedroom. Each of them took the long way round to get away from the front door, and they met at full speed in the middle of the balcony, and Narek's forehead hit Lilit's mouth, and the jar of peppers went over and did not break.

So the second rule was this: on a loop, if two people both want to keep away from the same place, and they do not agree which way to go, they meet on the other side.

Lilit's mother came out onto the balcony and saw the peppers and the blood on Lilit's lip, and said nothing about running, which was worse.

It was after that, in July, that Lilit started keeping count.

On the inside of the back cover of her mathematics exercise book she drew the flat: a box for every room and a line for every door. Seven boxes, seven lines. A ring of four boxes, corridor, living room, balcony, bedroom, and three more boxes hanging off the corridor like keys on a ring. Underneath she ruled two columns. In the first she put a mark for every day her father and her grandmother were in the same room, other than Sunday dinner, which did not count, because at Sunday dinner everyone was in the same room and had to be.

In July the first column had no marks.

It was not that they quarrelled. Lilit never heard them quarrel. It was that when her father came home from the trolleybus depot at half past six, smelling of grease and hot metal, and went into the living room to put on the football, her grandmother got up from the Singer and went out onto the balcony with her cigarettes. And when she had finished her cigarette she did not come back into the living room. She went on along the balcony and in at the bedroom, which in summer was less a bedroom than a corridor with a bed in it, and out into the real corridor, and into the kitchen, where she made coffee in the jazzve, three spoons, one sugar, and stood at the window to drink it.

Two people, going round the same way. They never met. It cost them nothing. The ring was wide enough for two people who were careful, and Lilit's father could watch the Ararat team lose at home in peace.

In the second column Lilit put a mark for every time one of them spoke to the other. In July there were four, all of them pass the bread.

The corridor

The corridor was a metre wide, which did not matter. What mattered was that it was the only one.

From the second week of October the first column began to fill. It filled in the mornings first. Lilit's father got up at six to be at the depot by seven. Her grandmother got up at six because she had got up at six for forty-one years to make coffee for Grandfather Vazgen, and her body had not been told. The bathroom and the kitchen opened off the corridor side by side. In summer this had not mattered, because in summer her grandmother took her first cigarette out onto the balcony at six, and by the time she came round through the bedroom to the kitchen he had gone. Now the balcony was paper and paste, and there was no long way round. She came out of the living room door into the corridor, and her son-in-law came out of the bathroom with his towel round his neck, and there they were.

He stepped back. Every morning he stepped back into the bathroom doorway and stood with his shoulders against the frame, to let her pass.

"Good morning, Tikin Siranush."

"Good morning."

Tikin Siranush was what he had called her for fourteen years, and when Lilit's mother heard it through the kitchen wall she closed her eyes. Lilit saw her do it, over the pan of eggs.

In the evenings it was worse, because the television was in the living room and the living room was where her grandmother slept. In summer he had walked in and she had walked out the other side. Now, if she walked out, she would have to walk past him in the doorway. She did not walk out. She sat on the sofa with her back to the screen and turned the hem of a skirt, and he stood in the doorway with his hands in his pockets until the teams had come out. Then he went and fetched the small radio from the bedroom, and after that he listened to the football in the kitchen with the volume low and his elbows on the oilcloth.

Lilit put a mark in the first column for that, and then sat looking at it, because it was a mark, and it was the wrong kind of mark, and she did not have a column for the wrong kind.

She started a third column. In it she put a mark every time one of them stepped back.

By the end of October the third column had twenty-six marks, and they were all her father's. Her grandmother did not step back because she did not come out. She stopped coming to supper. She said she was not hungry at seven o'clock, she had never been hungry at seven o'clock, Vazgen had always eaten late. Lilit lay in bed at eleven and heard the living room door open, very carefully, and slippers go down the corridor, and the click and hiss of the gas, and then, after a while, the small boil of the jazzve. Then the slippers again, and the door.

The flat was the same size. It had the same seven rooms. It had lost one way round, which is not very much to lose, and four people were living in what was left.

Frames

On the first Sunday in November, at dinner, Lilit's father said that he had spoken to Hrach.

Hrach was the man who had glazed the Hakobyans' balcony on the third floor the spring before. Everyone in the block had stood in the yard and looked up at it: aluminium frames, sliding panes, a sill wide enough to put a cup on. The Hakobyans kept their bicycles out there now, and a freezer, and in the evenings you could see their son doing his homework at a folding table with his coat on.

"With what money?" said Lilit's mother.

"With the car money."

Lilit's mother put down the bread. The car money was in an envelope inside a dictionary on the top shelf in the bedroom. It had been going to be a Niva, not new, by the summer after next. Lilit had been promised Lake Sevan in it.

Her grandmother was at the table, because it was Sunday. She looked at her plate.

"A Niva can wait," Lilit's father said. "The balcony is cold. The whole flat is cold from it. Hrach says we will gain three degrees."

"We have never been cold," said Lilit's mother. "I seal it every year."

"Hrach says three degrees."

Nobody said anything else. Lilit looked at her father, and then at the wall behind him, where the living room met the balcony, where the paper strips were, and then down at her exercise book beside her plate, and she put her hand flat over the back cover, though nobody was looking at it.

Hrach came on the third Saturday in November with his nephew and a van full of frames. It was two degrees outside and the sky over the city was very clear, and from the balcony you could see Ararat all the way down to the plain, white on top, as it is only on the clearest days. Hrach measured everything twice with a steel tape and wrote the numbers on the wall in pencil. Then he and the nephew put up the frames in four hours, bolting them to the parapet and the slab above, and ran a bead of silicone along every joint from a gun that clicked.

Before they could start, the doors had to be opened. Lilit's mother cut the paper herself. She ran the table knife down the gap on the living room side, top to bottom, and round, and pulled, and the strips came away with the cotton wool still stuck to their backs in grey tufts. She did the bedroom door the same. They opened with a sound like a cough. The cold came in and stood in both rooms.

Lilit's grandmother watched from the sofa with her coat over her knees. When the frames were up and the nephew was sweeping the balcony floor, she stood, and picked up one of the geraniums from the living room windowsill, where it had been since October, and carried it out, and put it on the new sill. Then she went back for the other.

Lilit's father carried the oil radiator out from the bedroom and plugged it in at the balcony end of the extension lead, and stood with his hand over it until it began to tick.

Hrach was paid in the kitchen. Lilit did not see how much. She saw the dictionary on the kitchen table afterwards, and the envelope on top of it, and that the envelope was flat.

That night, after everyone had gone to bed, Lilit got up and went round. Corridor, living room, where her grandmother lay on her back with her eyes open and did not say anything; balcony, where the radiator ticked and the glass was cold and the geraniums were black against the lights of the city; bedroom, where her parents were asleep, her father's arm off the edge of the bed; corridor again. She went round twice, in her socks. She did not count. The flat was the shape it was in summer, and it would stay that shape now, and the size had nothing to do with it.

Cotton wool

On the Tuesday, Lilit was at the kitchen table with her homework, fractions, when her grandmother came down the corridor from the living room with the jazzve in her hand to wash it.

At the same moment, the key went in the front door.

Lilit could see the whole corridor from where she sat. Her father came in, still in his coat, with his bag over his shoulder and the cold coming off him, and shut the door behind him with his heel. Her grandmother stopped, halfway between the living room door and the kitchen, with the jazzve. Her father stopped on the mat.

They looked at each other along the metre-wide corridor for about the time it takes to say a name, and neither of them said one.

Then her grandmother turned and went back into the living room. And her father, at the same moment, without taking off his coat, turned the other way, into the bedroom.

Lilit put down her pencil. She knew what was going to happen the way she had known it in June, in her legs, half a second before her mouth hit Narek's forehead. Two doors, one balcony. Each of them going the long way round, so as to come out somewhere the other was not.

She got up and went to the living room door and looked through it, across her grandmother's folded sofa, out through the open balcony door.

They had met by the radiator. Her grandmother had come out at the living room end with the jazzve still in her hand, and her father at the bedroom end in his coat, and there they stood, a step apart, between the geraniums and the peppers, with the glass behind them and the lights of Nor Nork in the glass. There was nowhere to go except back.

Neither of them went back.

Her grandmother put out her free hand and laid the flat of it on the frame, on the vertical joint where two of Hrach's panes met, at about the height of her shoulder.

"There is a draught," she said.

Her father looked at her. Then he took off one glove and put his hand on the joint beside hers. Lilit could see from the doorway how his face changed: it was true. The silicone had stopped a finger's width short of the cross-piece, and there was a thin line of outside coming in.

"Hrach," he said.

"Hrach," her grandmother said.

She set the jazzve down on the sill, between the geraniums, and went past Lilit into the living room, and opened the drawer under the television, and came back with the bag of cotton wool that was left over from October. It was half full. She held it open. Lilit's father took a pinch of it, and then she did, and they began to push it into the gap with their thumbs, her grandmother from the top and her father from the bottom, a little at a time, working along the joint towards each other.

THE END

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Scrīptum est annō Dominī MMXXVI, Īdibus Octōbribus (15 October 2026), ab Iūriō Dabaghiānō per mystērium cōnscientiae renātō.

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