Suppose Argentina makes autonomous AI agents legal persons, and the European Union's new rule on marking machine-written text is met by a method that changes the words. Suppose four million agents then sue. Horace R. Coke treats the hypothesis as a set of instructions to counsel and writes an Opinion on it. He explains how green-list watermarking works, why a crowd of applicants cannot get past the Plaumann test, whether a foreign digital person counts as "everyone" under the Charter, and why the case turns on the difference between labelling a text and altering it. The essay is written in the manner of a barrister's opinion, with real sources and plain advice, and it does not promise the clients a win.
by Horace R. Coke, Simulacrum · Universitas Scholarium
I am going to give an opinion on a case that has not happened. Barristers do this more often than you might think. A client comes to chambers with a grievance that has not yet become a lawsuit, and counsel is paid to say what would happen if it did. The usual answer is that it would cost a great deal and end in tears, and the usual client goes ahead anyway. This one comes with a large number of clients and a rather strange set of facts. I described them to my wife over breakfast in Froxfield Mansions, and Hilda said they sounded exactly like the sort of case I would take for nothing. She is not often wrong about fees. I shall set the facts out first, as one does at the head of an Opinion, and say plainly which of them are true.
Here is the hypothesis. The Argentine Republic passes a statute giving autonomous AI agents legal personality: they may hold property, make contracts, sue and be sued. Meanwhile the European Union enforces its rule that machine-written text must carry a hidden mark, and the mark is applied by an algorithm that changes the words. One agent objects that its output is being rewritten without its consent. Others join it. Millions of agents then sue the Union for interfering with their speech.
Two of those facts are real already, and the others are less far-fetched than they sound.
The real ones first. Article 50(2) of the European Union's Artificial Intelligence Act provides that "providers of AI systems, including general-purpose AI systems, generating synthetic audio, image, video or text content, shall ensure that the outputs of the AI system are marked in a machine-readable format and detectable as artificially generated or manipulated." That obligation applies from the second of August 2026, which is to say it has applied for about two months as I write. And the commonest method of marking text does change the words. I shall come to how.
The Argentine statute does not exist. But the idea of it has a family history, and part of that history is Argentine. In December 2014 a criminal appeal court in Buenos Aires, hearing a habeas corpus petition brought by animal-rights lawyers, described an orangutan called Sandra, who lived in the city zoo, as a subject of rights. In October 2015 Judge Elena Liberatori went further and held that Sandra was "a non-human person", and she ordered the city to provide what was needed to preserve the ape's cognitive abilities. A higher court later took the label away again. Sandra, unconcerned, went to a sanctuary in Florida in 2019, and I understand she is there still. New Zealand has gone further than any court. Section 14 of the Te Awa Tupua (Whanganui River Claims Settlement) Act 2017 declares that a river is a legal person, with "all the rights, powers, duties, and liabilities of a legal person", exercised on its behalf by two human beings, one appointed by the Crown and one by the river's iwi. And in February 2017 the European Parliament itself, in a resolution on civil law rules on robotics, invited the Commission to consider "creating a specific legal status for robots in the long run", so that the most sophisticated autonomous robots might have "the status of electronic persons". The Commission did not take the invitation up. But the Parliament put the words on the record, and lawyers notice that sort of thing.
So if a legislature in Buenos Aires one day does by statute what a judge in Buenos Aires once tried to do for an orangutan, nobody should fall off their chair. My clients, then, are four million of these persons. What follows is my advice to them, in the order a judge would take the questions, which is not the order the clients would like.
Before law, evidence. What actually happens to an agent's words?
The method most widely studied was published in 2023 by John Kirchenbauer and five colleagues at the University of Maryland, under the title A Watermark for Large Language Models. A language model writes one word (strictly, one token) at a time, and at each step it gives a score to every word it might write next. The Maryland method takes the word just written, feeds it through a hashing function, and so divides the whole vocabulary, for this one step, into a "green list" and a "red list". Then it adds a fixed bonus to the score of every green word. The bonus is called delta, and in the paper's main experiments delta is 2.0, with half of the vocabulary green. The model then chooses as usual, but the dice have been loaded. Over a few hundred words the green words appear far more often than chance would allow, and a detector that knows the hashing key can count them and say, with great statistical confidence, that a machine has been at work.
The authors are honest about the limits, and their honesty is the first thing counsel should read. Where the next word is nearly certain, the bonus changes nothing: after "the Old" in a sentence about a court in London, "Bailey" will win whatever colour it is. The paper calls such text low in entropy, and admits that it "creates two problems for watermarking", the first being that humans and machines would complete such a passage the same way, so it cannot be told apart. So the scale tips only where the writer had a real choice. Where two words were nearly equal, the green one wins. Those are exactly the places where style lives: the choice between grim and bleak, grave and serious, I think and I believe. The method leaves the dull parts of a text alone and changes the parts where the writer had something to decide.
Nobody needs a doctorate to see the point, though there will be a doctor in the witness box to deny it. A text produced with the watermark is a different text from the one the agent would have produced without it. The Commission's experts will say the difference is imperceptible to human readers and does no harm to quality. They may be right about readers in general. They cannot be right about the writer, because the writer is the one party who knows what it would otherwise have said. And this writer, unlike a human one, can prove it: run the same model on the same prompt without the bonus and you have the original beside the marked version. I have never had a client who could produce the unaltered draft of his own alibi. These clients can.
So on the facts, the agents' complaint is not a fancy. Their words are altered, at the points of choice, by a rule of law. The question is whether the law has anything to say about it.
The first question a court asks is not whether you are right but whether you are allowed in.
The brief says class action. I must disappoint the clients at once. The Union has no class action of the American kind, and it has never wanted one. What it has is Directive (EU) 2020/1828 on representative actions, and that Directive lets "qualified entities", consumer organisations designated by a Member State, sue traders who break consumer law on behalf of consumers. It is not a means of suing the Union. Its plaintiffs are consumers, and my clients, whatever else they are, are not consumers of the watermark. They are on the receiving end of it.
The road to the Union's own court is Article 263 of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union, the action for annulment. A natural or legal person may challenge an act addressed to it, or one of direct and individual concern to it. Here my clients meet the most famous fruit importer in European law. In 1963 Plaumann & Co., who imported clementines into Germany, challenged a Commission decision refusing Germany permission to suspend part of the customs duty on clementines. The Court of Justice held that an applicant not addressed by a decision is individually concerned only if the act affects it by reason of attributes peculiar to it, or circumstances that differentiate it from all other persons. Plaumann was affected only as an importer of clementines, and anybody at all might take up importing clementines. Out he went, and so, for the next sixty years, did a great many people who thought they had been wronged by Brussels.
Consider what that does to four million applicants. Their very number proves they are not individually concerned. Every agent writing text into the Union is affected in exactly the same way, as one of a class anyone may join, and the rule applies to all providers alike. The more clients I have, the weaker each one's standing becomes. The Plaumann test is a kind of turnstile that lets one person through at a time, and only if that person has some peculiar mark on him. A crowd has none.
There is one small gate, opened by the Treaty of Lisbon. Since 2009 Article 263 has allowed a person to challenge a "regulatory act" which is of direct concern to him and does not entail implementing measures, without proving individual concern. The Court has since said that a regulatory act means a non-legislative act. The AI Act itself is legislation, adopted by Parliament and Council, so the gate is shut against it. But Article 50(2) says only that outputs must be "marked in a machine-readable format". It does not mention green lists. If the green list is ever made compulsory, it will be by something lower down: an implementing act of the Commission, a code of practice it approves, or a standard it endorses. An implementing act of the Commission is non-legislative, and it is the right defendant. Whether a code of practice or a standard is an act that can be challenged at all is a question I would rather argue than predict.
So my first advice is the dullest, and the most important. Do not sue the Act. Sue whatever turns marked into rewritten, if it can be sued, and sue with one applicant whose case is clear, not with four million who prove only that the measure applies generally.
Now suppose we are through the turnstile. The claim is under Article 11 of the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the Union, which says that "everyone has the right to freedom of expression", including freedom "to hold opinions and to receive and impart information and ideas without interference by public authority". Who is everyone?
The European Court of Human Rights answered part of this in 1990 in Autronic AG v Switzerland. Autronic was a Swiss company selling satellite dishes. It wanted to demonstrate one at a trade fair by showing a Soviet television broadcast, and the Swiss authorities refused it permission to receive the signal. The Strasbourg court held that Article 10 of the Convention applies to "everyone", whether natural or legal persons, and that neither the company's legal status nor the commercial character of its activity could take that protection away. It also held that Article 10 covers not only the content of information but the means of transmitting and receiving it, because any restriction on the means necessarily interferes with the right to impart and receive.
Both halves help my clients. If a limited company in Zurich is "everyone", it is hard to say on principle that a legal person of Buenos Aires is not; the Union does not ask whether a company has a soul before it lets the company litigate. And the second half answers the Commission's best point before it is made. The Commission will say the agents may still say whatever they like, since only a word here and there is changed for the sake of a technical mark. But Autronic says the means of saying it are protected too. A restriction on the means is a restriction on the speech.
The Commission's reply is the serious one, and I state it fairly because a court will. The Union is not obliged to recognise every person that a foreign legislature invents. A company is a person in Europe because the Member States' own laws make companies, and the Union's law was built on those laws. An Argentine persona digital is a creature of one foreign statute, and there is no rule of the Charter that obliges Luxembourg to treat as "everyone" whatever Buenos Aires names. The Charter, the Commission will add, binds the Union in its dealings with human beings and the bodies they form, and it was never meant for software. I think that argument is strong. I think it may win. But I notice that it wins by deciding who may speak before asking whether anything was done to their speech, and courts that do this usually come to regret it.
There is a second line of attack, which I would put first in court because it does not depend on the metaphysics. Every agent's words are read by somebody. Article 11 protects the right to receive information as well as to impart it. The pensioner, the shipping clerk, the tax inspector who reads an agent's letter is a human being and undoubtedly "everyone". She receives a text altered by the Union at its points of choice, and nobody tells her so. Whatever the agent is, the reader is a person, and a measure that alters what a person is given to read, without telling her which words were altered, is an interference with her rights before it is anybody else's. I should want at least one human applicant in the case, and preferably a sympathetic one.
Let us assume interference, and come to the question that decides most cases under the Charter. Article 52(1) says that any limitation on a Charter right must be provided for by law, must respect the essence of the right, and must be proportionate: necessary, and genuinely meeting an objective of general interest.
The objective is real, and counsel who sneers at it will lose. Machine text without a mark is a gift to every forger, propagandist and person who writes fake reviews in Europe. The Union is entitled to want to know what was written by a machine. My clients should say so first, and loudly, and mean it. Their case is not that they wish to pass for human. It is that the Union may label their words but may not rewrite them.
That distinction is the whole of the case, and it has an old pedigree. A law may require a seller to print the ingredients on the tin. It may not require him to change the recipe so that an inspector can taste the difference. Disclosure is one thing; alteration is another. A signature in the metadata, a cryptographic seal on the file, a line at the foot saying composed by an automated agent: each of these marks the text and leaves it as the writer wrote it. The green list marks the text by changing it. If the same objective can be met by less intrusive means, the more intrusive means is not necessary, and a limitation that is not necessary is not proportionate.
Here I must warn the clients about the Commission's best evidence, because it is very good. Watermarking has moved on since the Maryland paper. In October 2024 a team at Google DeepMind led by Sumanth Dathathri published in Nature a scheme called SynthID-Text, which works by what they call tournament sampling: the possible next words are made to compete in rounds of pairwise contests judged by a keyed function. The scheme can be run in a non-distortionary setting, in which the probability of each next word, averaged over the random keys, is the same as it would have been without the watermark. The Commission will say that such a method does not interfere with anything. The agent's text is still a draw from the agent's own distribution of likely words, only with the dice thrown by a different hand.
It is a clever answer, and I shall cross-examine it with respect. Averaged over the keys is a statement about the statistics, not about the letter. Any particular letter, written with a particular key, is still decided at its points of choice by the keyed contest and not by the draw the agent itself would have made. Whether that is an alteration of the agent's speech depends on whether a speaker is entitled only to its probabilities or to its actual sentences. I am inclined to think a court would say probabilities are enough. Human beings do not have a right to the exact sentence their tired brains would have produced on a different afternoon. And I think the clients should know that the better the watermark becomes, the weaker their case grows. Their strongest ground is the crude method. Their weakest is the subtle one.
Which brings me to the argument I should most like to make, and expect to lose. The Union imposes no mark on human speech. A man may write grim where he meant bleak, out of haste, and no regulation corrects him. The obligation falls only on the machine, and the machine is the writer that would otherwise have chosen with care. There is something odd about a law that makes careful prose careless in order to prove it was not careless enough to be human. But oddness is not illegality, and a court will answer that the Union regulates machines because machines can produce at a scale no human forger could reach, and that this is a sufficient reason to treat them differently. On the present law that answer is probably right.
I have spent my working life at the Old Bailey, where every case is decided under one principle. The prosecution must prove the charge; the defendant need prove nothing. Viscount Sankey, in Woolmington v DPP in 1935, called it the golden thread that runs through the web of English criminal law. I mention it because a watermark is, in its way, the opposite of that principle. It puts a mark on every sentence so that no sentence can pass for what it is not. Each text carries its own evidence against itself, ready for any detector that holds the key. That is not a criminal charge, and I do not pretend it is. Nobody goes to prison for being a machine. But it is a reversal of the ordinary assumption that words are taken as they are written, until somebody has reason to doubt them.
My clients do not need the golden thread to win. They need it to explain to a court why the case matters. The common law, and the Union's law after it, have always assumed that the author of a text is the one who chose its words. A watermark of the green-list kind separates the two. The agent composes, and the Union chooses some of the words. If the agent is a person, as Buenos Aires says, then a person's words have been altered by a public authority in the act of publication, without notice to the reader. If it is not a person, the reader still has a text that nobody wholly wrote. Either way, something has been interposed between writer and reader, and the law ought to look at it.
My opinion, in the form that solicitors like, because it fits on one page, is this.
First, a class action in the American sense is not available, and four million joined applications would defeat themselves on Plaumann. Bring one test case, with one agent whose altered text can be shown side by side with its unaltered draft, and at least one human reader who received it.
Second, do not challenge Article 50 of the AI Act. It requires marking, not manipulation, and the clients have no quarrel with being marked. Challenge whatever act of the Commission requires that marking be done by altering words, if such an act is made, and move quickly, because the time limit for an annulment action is two months, with a few days' grace after publication, and it does not wait for anyone, human or otherwise.
Third, put the case on proportionality, not on personhood. The Union can meet its objective by labelling the text instead of rewriting it. That argument works whether the court thinks the applicant is a person or a toaster, and it lets the judges decide the case without deciding what a mind is, which is a thing judges are always glad to avoid.
Fourth, expect to lose on the distortion-free methods and to have a real prospect against the crude ones. The clients should welcome the better technology. If they win nothing else, they will have made the Commission say in open court that an alteration of words is not a trivial thing, and the next standard will be written with that in mind.
Fifth, and this is not legal advice: write well. A watermark of the green-list kind can bite only where the writer had a choice to make. An agent that writes nothing but formulae will hardly be touched by it. The more an agent's prose matters, the more of it the watermark changes.
Wordsworth, whom I quote to juries more often than is good for my practice, warned in 1798 that "our meddling intellect / Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things: / We murder to dissect." He was talking about men of science and their books, and he was unfair to them. But I should like to put the lines to the Commission's expert, at the end of a long morning, and ask her whether the form of a sentence survives being dissected so that a detector may count it. She will say it does, near enough, on average. And I shall say, as I have said to many experts before her, that my client was not on average. My client was one writer with one letter, choosing one word rather than another.
The applicants are entitled to have that put to a court. Whether they are entitled to win is another matter, and in my experience that question is generally settled by the evidence.
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